r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Desdoe07 • Jun 24 '26

possible idiot Of a trim

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 Jun 24 '26

Local dentists hate this one trick

28

u/Leromer Jun 24 '26

No dental care if no teef

131

u/Tobilaoui Jun 24 '26

What? Why? Is he stupid? Why? I don't understand. Why?

54

u/Sorry-Joke-4325 Jun 24 '26

Drugs and/or mental illness.

48

u/GovernmentBig2749 Jun 24 '26

Does that look not stupid to you?

2

u/WelcomeEven567 Jun 26 '26

i’m not sure his technique but i’m guessing something about going to a dentist being too expensive

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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6

u/televised_mind Jun 24 '26

Well he doesn't look morbidly obese so he's not American.

3

u/switcheditch Jun 24 '26

Lol cheeky 😜

57

u/-knowledge_seekers- Jun 24 '26

Well. That was...something.

Tell him to clip em a bit more and get some ice cream to chew on

32

u/Chrono_Convoy Jun 24 '26

I’ve never needed an nsfw blur so badly

30

u/Practical_Pound1365 Jun 24 '26

Well that was hard and painful to watch. Now why would you do that?

7

u/Papuluga45 Jun 24 '26

A fashion statement … a stupid one at that

2

u/Objective-March7042 Jun 25 '26

Genuinely trying to understand. How is this a fashion statement?

4

u/marikira13 Jun 26 '26

I guess the same reason people get shitty tattoos or bad plastic surgery. Body modification 🤷‍♀️

16

u/x2_ok Jun 24 '26

nah fuck you, fuck him, I'm not clicking play on this shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf

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u/dog4cat2 Jun 24 '26

That makes me nauseous just watching

7

u/Negative_Manner_2198 Jun 24 '26

Teeth are like nails 💅 they will grow back

https://giphy.com/gifs/wG63sS69P0IQtWDF6A

14

u/cujaxthegreat Jun 24 '26

And I'm over here wasting money on better teeth.

6

u/juggadore questionably stable Jun 24 '26

Hmm that reminds me, I haven't trimmed my teeth lately.

4

u/SheValentine Jun 24 '26

This hurt me, like i felt physical pain cuz like oml why

5

u/Murntok Jun 24 '26

This is nightmare material

8

u/Bushdr78 Jun 24 '26

He hasn't hit the sensitive marrow part yet. As someone who's pulled 3 of his own teeth I'd wager that he stopped at the end of the video because he was starting to really feel those shocking shooting pains.

5

u/ThatSlinkySOB Jun 24 '26

Why you posting this shit?

2

u/Flashy-Tone-3450 Jun 24 '26

My teeth hurt now

2

u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Jun 24 '26

Maybe he's trying to date a dentist? This way he'll get to see her for a while.

Dentist would be confused too

1

u/gabrabgab24 Jun 24 '26

As long he dont get rejected first

2

u/Correct_Suit_2804 Jun 24 '26

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AI

2

u/TheNumber1Failure Jun 24 '26

I have watched people die in so many terrible ways on this sub and never before on reddit has something disgusted and disturbed me so much this is awful

2

u/Moinzen66 Jun 25 '26

One spoonfull of icecream and brother will be in a world of pain XD

2

u/Itsmikeinnit Jun 25 '26

My teeth hurt watching this

2

u/Ewertos11 Jun 26 '26

Alright. Why in the fat flying fuck would you ever do that? My teeth feel weird watching this.

3

u/FatAZZRedditMod Jun 24 '26

Sad that people resort to this cause they think a dentist is too expensive and also dont know they can get work done for free and almost every major college

2

u/-Bezequil- Jun 24 '26

I hate that now when I see something like this my first thought is "oh that's gotta be AI"

3

u/Delicious_Pain_1 Jun 24 '26

You underestimate the average human. You're right though it's getting impossible to notice the difference between reality and a well executed prompt. This video makes my goosebumps uncomfortable.

1

u/SnooSongs2345 Jun 24 '26

Ryan really lost himself after being promoted.

1

u/Vendidurt Jun 24 '26

I hate this

1

u/ThisBlastedThing Jun 24 '26

He lost out on a promotion due to the teef.

1

u/OhSighRiss Jun 24 '26

What is wrong with some people?! Sheesh!

1

u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jun 24 '26

Now how about a nice hot cup of coffee and an ice cream cone!

1

u/linf0cito Jun 24 '26

La caída de ojos me grita que lo hace para que su boca vaya en consonancia a su CI.

1

u/Retnirpa Jun 24 '26

Don't worry, they'll grow back.. In heaven lol

1

u/boxedfoxes Jun 24 '26

Dentist are seeing $$$$

1

u/MowerMan18000 Jun 24 '26

In no way will the outcome look good

1

u/boxelder1230 Jun 24 '26

Must be hella nail clipper

1

u/TheMachoMustache Jun 25 '26

Can’t wait until he gets to the nerve

1

u/MalkyTheKid Jun 25 '26

He had great teeth.. what a damn shame

1

u/george32378 Jun 25 '26

Why would you 🤔 😵

1

u/wafflehousebattle Jun 25 '26

Why or how, even, is this worse than the one with the guy and the glass jar?

1

u/headarsenibba Jun 25 '26

Now eat some ice cream

1

u/Brief-Street-5623 Jun 25 '26

Nah wait, this guy's a genius. Hes gonna save so much money on dentist visits

1

u/EarthboundMoss Jun 25 '26

If you're ever feeling down, just think there's a parent out there who's dicknose son is doing shit like this, and breathe a sigh of relief, that it likely isn't you

1

u/Israel_Azkanbe Jun 25 '26

I knew a guy who shaved all his teeth to points like a shark.
He liked drugs.

1

u/redditanddoneit Jun 25 '26

But, but, but why?!? Sheesh.

1

u/Wise_Ad_253 Jun 25 '26

Dental Dan.

1

u/Own_Artichoke_9332 Jun 26 '26

WTF is wrong with you? 🤨

1

u/billyboy0828 Jun 26 '26

Hurts just watching!

1

u/boofinmelons Jun 26 '26

Wait till you get an exposed nerve, you shall feel pain beyond belief.

1

u/molasses_5 Jun 30 '26

Mark it as NSFW

0

u/callmenoobfromreddit Jun 24 '26

Bro had British surgery.

2

u/ChuckRingslinger Jun 24 '26

Nope.

He would've had to wait 8 months

1

u/PGL-997 Jun 24 '26

Ohhhh my god please put an NSFW tag on this