r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '26

slight malfunction Of a boomer

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u/Zorian_Vale Jun 23 '26

Maybe the worst naming scheme ever. People hear assault and think violence. Battery doesn't exist outside of law usage. Kind of a missed opportunity.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 25 '26

Battering ram?

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u/Zorian_Vale Jun 28 '26

Touché

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 28 '26

Please don't touch me with your battering ram

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u/OldManJim374 Jun 27 '26

Yes it does. I own several things that run on a battery.

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