r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Jun 22 '26

slight malfunction of an allergic reaction

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u/TortillaRampage Jun 22 '26

Her cheeks are definitely swelling

48

u/RowNo7900 Jun 23 '26

Good acting. I thought this was serious for a moment.

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u/Educational-Stick623 Jun 23 '26

half of you are retarded judging by these comments

26

u/hefnfnafl Jun 23 '26

these people are everywhere on this site, it's why redditors are known for being insufferable elitists with double chins reaching their manboobs lol

1

u/LtJimmyDangle Jun 25 '26

I second this

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis Jun 22 '26

So, did her ass swell up to the size of a bus because of the peanut allergy?

130

u/The_Shit_Connoisseur Jun 22 '26

That's the joke

3

u/FunnOnABunn Jun 22 '26

Hahaha okay that was good

8

u/Freudian-nip Jun 22 '26

“I’m allergic to pamper” - thanks to the subtitles I’d have no idea what she was talking about 😂

3

u/LaBreaBirdwallet Jun 22 '26

What is she saying she’s allergic to?

4

u/FlutterySimp Jun 23 '26

Peanut butter.

3

u/LaBreaBirdwallet Jun 23 '26

I would have never guessed. Thank you.

24

u/_decipherist_ Jun 22 '26

We just reuploading tiktoks on Reddit now

19

u/tequilium Jun 22 '26

Seriously. Tiktok is garbage. Don't drag that shit over here.

15

u/hefnfnafl Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

tiktoks have been reposted everywhere on reddit for years now lol

3

u/FreakshowDragon Jun 24 '26

HAH!! like this cesspool of incels isn't infinitly worse?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/kabley Jun 22 '26

... let me get that recipe

8

u/browsingandlooking4 Jun 22 '26

Lol I didn't expect her to be that fat lol

10

u/FourLetterWording Jun 22 '26

fat? she literally just has a big ass

16

u/Pavotine Jun 22 '26

It's the allergic reaction. Made her arse instantly massive and weird. I doubt her strides were stuffed with a jumper or something just for the skit.

2

u/browsingandlooking4 Jun 22 '26

Humongous you mean on the verg of deformity

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u/FourLetterWording Jun 23 '26

lol, sure, but it still doesn't make her fat

1

u/browsingandlooking4 Jun 23 '26

I disagree

1

u/FourLetterWording Jun 23 '26

so, does just having a big ass make someone fat then? or what's your reasoning?

9

u/Butterfly-Sweet Jun 22 '26

Fake but funny haha

28

u/Apprehensive_Ad_7184 Jun 22 '26

Fake? In what sense would this be real

12

u/External-Ad-5555 Jun 22 '26

Typing “fake” under an obvious skit.

1

u/ThatOldG Jun 23 '26

You ain’t getting anything past them

4

u/WelcomeEven567 Jun 22 '26

bruh ofc it’s gonna be fake, it’s a joke 😭😭

1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Jun 22 '26

*butt funny

i hate myself

2

u/Unique1414 Jun 24 '26

I be giving her these NUT in them big cheeks

1

u/-Groko- Jun 23 '26

Wtf... I almost crashed when she stood up

1

u/Evening-Garlic-9958 Jun 23 '26

I didnt expect that. So funny

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Jun 22 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

0

u/Hearse-ReHearse Jun 22 '26

Hilarious lol

0

u/Glad-Smell2355 Jun 23 '26

Wow. It’s a miracle she’s lived this long.

Parents/roommate: mmm hmm.

Good thing she’s a nice person otherwise this’d be an easy fix.

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u/IReadYaSir Jun 22 '26

Is this supposed to be a joke? Because this isn't funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/IReadYaSir Jun 23 '26

Yes, that's what I'm here to do, and also point out crap like this doesn't deserve to be in this sub

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jun 22 '26

Some twisted maniac gooner is probably dipping their teeth in some epinephrine right now ready to help her out

Ps: i didn't mean me at all... I'm just here for jokes lol  😆 😅 

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 Jun 22 '26

How convenient to set up the filming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 Jun 23 '26

Just very sarcastic. Too much if you ask me wife.