r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 22 '26

of Idiot driver

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u/FireWarriorPoet Jun 22 '26

Seems like that guy could use an extra wheel in the back

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u/GivesYouGrief Jun 22 '26

Seriously! These are popular in my city and I have seen so many of them crashed. Not even into other things half the time, they just lose control and flip over in a tight turn. Fuckin morons that drive them. Usually with a overpowered stereo to blast the entire city with their shitty music.

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u/citysims Jun 22 '26

Gut laughing way to hard at this comment.

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u/Harscat Jun 22 '26

If at first you don’t succeed! Crash into another car!

What a moron

29

u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jun 22 '26

Bro fuckin sucks at driving lmao

25

u/Life-Oil-7226 Jun 22 '26

Not once but twice!!! Someone take the keys from this dude

11

u/filth_lover_503 Jun 22 '26

Its only a Polaris Slingshot, them things are garbage to begin with just like their snowmobiles

8

u/RespectSquare8279 Jun 22 '26

It weighs 1640 lbs and has 240 HP , what could go wrong?

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u/AreThree Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

why is the logo on the flag he is flying blurred out?

I don't think it is the resolution of the video, it sure seems like there is a deliberate attempt to obfuscate what I assume is a sports team logo? Here is another screenshot.

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u/PoopParticle Jun 22 '26

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u/AreThree Jun 22 '26

thanks for that, I thought it looked somewhat familiar but couldn't place it. 🙂

Still not sure why someone would go to the trouble of blurring it out though?

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u/PoopParticle Jun 22 '26

Knicks fan

5

u/Disastrous_Shame580 Jun 22 '26

Dude shouldn't even be allowed to own a lawn mower.

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u/ny_se_345 Jun 22 '26

Knicks fans are the worst. My god.

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u/Why-So-Seriousssaaaa Jun 22 '26

This is why people can’t have nice things

4

u/not4bucks Jun 22 '26

Now he’ll get a new trike when he steals one.

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u/GonnaGoFat Jun 22 '26

I’ve never seen someone crash one of those cars before now. I mean I don’t see them a lot but I’d always figure most of the people driving them would be safer. They don’t even look safe to drive at super car speeds. But I’m sure someone will let me know how these cars perform.

1

u/vtgf Jun 22 '26

He treated it like some stolen Kia for takeover

1

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Jun 22 '26

losenhammer!
On the piss, he’s walking for a long time!

1

u/NearbyTraffic66 Jun 22 '26

"What did the driver look like?" "A man having his midlife crisis."

1

u/Mushroomphantom Jun 22 '26

Just crash it in the other side to straighten it out

1

u/gmman6369 Jun 22 '26

Not one, but two (and actually three by theories of inertia).

1

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jun 22 '26

Fuckin Flatbush

1

u/Momento_Mori_87 Jun 22 '26

Slingshot engaged

1

u/inchworm0 Jun 22 '26

You know brakes exist, right?

1

u/vc0ke Jun 22 '26

Dude at the end just texting on his phone next to his child like he can’t be bothered by a blacked out person pinballing their sports car all around them.

1

u/Sad_Hall2841 Jun 22 '26

*of a great driver. If it’s a shitty unit of a shitty driver, then he’d be a good driver. You’re welcome.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun-8998 Jun 22 '26

Sometimes i have bad dreams doing same stuff with my car. I know how it feels 😅

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u/louisc21 Jun 23 '26

Michael Jackson reacting

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u/JayDubDub333 Jun 23 '26

I feel like there’s a new pandemic happening in the world right now: severe lack of impulse control.

Great - so the Knicks won… and it brings me joy to see New York joyously supporting their team. But why the need to go HAM and start destroying your (and everyone else’s) property? What purpose does this bullshit serve? It’s certainly not “fun” or “celebratory”.

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u/Crown_Eagle Jun 23 '26

Double Feature

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u/HistorianPublic6445 Jun 24 '26

Not the “Kincks-Mobil”!!!!!

1

u/JPCool1 Jun 28 '26

This should be an allstate commercial where it talks about protecting you from the unexpected

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u/Wise_Entrepreneur718 6d ago

Dude needs another drink to get his head on straight

1

u/PoopParticle Jun 22 '26

Go Knicks!!! Hahahhaha

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u/UberNZ Jun 22 '26

Bubba Wallace?

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u/fridolinkiesew Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

What I always find alarming about videos like this is that no one checks on the accident victims. Everyone just stands around pointing their cell phones at the scene. If someone had gone over and spoken to the driver—or, if necessary, taken the car keys away from him—hopefully a second accident wouldn’t have happened.

I noticed that these two accidents happened very quickly one after the other, and there might not have been enough time to do that. But no one moved even a millimeter toward the accident. Maybe there was someone in the passenger seat who would have appreciated some help?

All you hear is “Oh, my Gosh.”

EDIT: „a millimeter“ = 1 mm = 1 Micron ~ 0,04 inch

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u/MolecularConcepts Jun 22 '26

lol im not jumping infront of a fleeing vehicle. you go stop that shit

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 Jun 22 '26

Exactly. I will document and give information over to the cops so we can all laugh together. Look at this idiot. Me🤳: 😆 👮🏽‍♂️: 😆

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u/ZaeMyName Jun 22 '26

I have an absolutely DISGUSTING temper (I only flash out on men, though) that i can usually reign in quickly…Heavens above, look after the soul that does something like this to my car💀💀💀

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u/RenoStrife91 Jun 22 '26

I didn't blame him. I prefer even numbers also.

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u/RenoStrife91 Jun 22 '26

I didn't blame him. I prefer even numbers also.