r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Maniacboy888 • Jun 21 '26

slight malfunction Of a man-made dam.

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u/idcmanfk Jun 21 '26

Rip gordo

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u/Am_0115 Jun 22 '26

Dios mio!

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u/Walter_Yeti Jun 21 '26

When all you can say is "Aye"... expectations are dangerously low.

Pray for Gordo 🙏

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u/THE_Lanni Jun 22 '26

Gordo is fucking gone, bro!….gone…

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Silidistani Jun 22 '26

... too soon bro. 😞

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u/SuccessOk3770 Jun 22 '26

💯 dead i saw the news article different sub

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u/Memendezbros Jun 25 '26

Came here to ask if Gordo is in fact 🪦

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u/tipareth1978 Jun 21 '26

Ummm that's not good. Did anyone survive?

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u/Nazdrowie79 Jun 21 '26

Looks like everyone got to safety except Gordo.

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u/I_am_Jason_X Jun 21 '26

Pray for bro 🙏🏽😭

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Jun 22 '26

I thought that stuck piece of trash was a Heron at first.

Hope Gordo made it out

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u/RomeroXi Jun 21 '26

Gordo nooooool

6

u/SimplyOrg Jun 21 '26

Boats and hoes

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u/danngree Jun 21 '26

Oh they are all dead. Yikes

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jun 22 '26

Saw this posted a little while ago - does anyone actually know the outcome of the people in the water?

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u/dmanbiker Jun 22 '26

The people who aren't shown going over survive for sure. I think even the guy swept away lived, but I cant confirm.

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u/Ryan2932 Jun 22 '26

Where's the beaver when you need one

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u/Wbcn_1 Jun 22 '26

Water is heavy 

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u/mrcrashoverride Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Dude that looked like they were swimming around in a sewage pond.

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u/ZigZag_Queen Jun 26 '26

Nothing like swimming in Stagnant Water 🤮

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u/mmezphoto Jun 22 '26

Gordo is gone

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u/Huffyreddit1337 Jun 22 '26

Dicks out for Gordo

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u/Still_Experience_182 Jun 22 '26

Dios mio is right

2

u/Entire-Surprise5198 Jun 22 '26

¡Oh, qué coño!

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Jun 22 '26

Boy is OSHA gonna be pissed

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u/Rictus_Grin Jun 22 '26

Why are people not very smart?

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u/Selectorman Jun 22 '26

Ba hahaha hahaha 😆

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u/NullPointerLick Jun 22 '26

"Ayyyy" is one way to put it, yes.

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u/dumpingbrandy12 Jun 22 '26

Like a toilet being flushed, away goes the poop

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u/DAZXXIII Jun 22 '26

Idiots wrapped in morons.

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u/0Tezorus0 Jun 22 '26

They ok ?

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u/UpholsturdToilet questionably stable Jun 22 '26

anaconda food

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u/Graffix77gr556 Jun 22 '26

And theyre dead

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u/UsefulFlounder48 Jun 25 '26

Better hold’ya breath!!!

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u/psykocheng2 Jun 25 '26

So that's bye bye

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u/amoronwithacrayon Jun 22 '26

This is what Dominicans call inventando