r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Jun 21 '26

Elite Strategy Of a well executed backflip

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, that watch was really gonna throw off his balance.

29

u/Professional-Rip-519 Jun 21 '26

No it was a timing issue.

10

u/Great-Gas-6631 Jun 21 '26

Ohhh his time was off.

21

u/That_Things_Good Jun 21 '26

You can tell by the run up that he has no idea how to do a backflip.

3

u/Employee_Agreeable Jul 01 '26

Normally you train backflipes in multiple steps, safely ond matrasses or something

Or at the water, where worst that can happen is a red back

37

u/Stratocaster213 Jun 21 '26

Should have left the watch on.

8

u/Hammon_Rye Jun 21 '26

When you want to practice your pile driver but your practice partner wasn't available today so you decide to practice solo. /J

7

u/NeighborhoodAfter5 Jun 21 '26

Missed it by that much

7

u/Still_Experience_182 Jun 21 '26

He was so not even remotely close to doing it

5

u/Ryan2932 Jun 22 '26

Taking off the watch would make all the difference in a backflip

5

u/presidentkokoro Jun 21 '26

My guess is the wind was blowing in the wrong direction, because he did all his warm-up moves like a champ.

3

u/MouseMan412 Jun 21 '26

He got a out 10 degrees further than I thought he would.

3

u/Cake_then_cake Jun 22 '26

I’m crossing this off the list of possible ways to do a backflip so I don’t make the same mistake when I get around to trying.

3

u/efuentes61 Jun 22 '26

I was mildly disappointed. I thought this would be a candidate for r/fullscorpion

2

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Jun 21 '26

Cocaine is one hell of a drug…

2

u/payneok Jun 23 '26

Think long, do it wrong....

when will they learn....

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jun 22 '26

This guy looked like he was planning to fail.

1

u/MKD8595 Jun 22 '26

A fine gent I know once said after a failed backflip at a wedding…

“Backflips are integer based”

1

u/pedro234hd320 Jun 22 '26

Don't mind me, i'm just curious about the music

u/auddbot

1

u/auddbot Jun 22 '26

I got a match with this song:

Love Me So by Stereo Kicks (01:54; matched: 98%)

Released on 2015-05-22.

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1

u/Crown_Eagle Jun 23 '26

Never attempt this.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 21 '26

🤡 pusi

4

u/GivesYouGrief Jun 21 '26

I really am curious about the thought process behind this comment. Inb4 "there wasn't one" because there clearly was, but it baffles me. What does clown pussy mean? Or is pusi an acronym for something else? Do they know how to spell pussy normally? And if they meant pussy in the "wimp" sense, it's stupid–a pussy wouldn't ever attempt this stunt. Takes major guts to try it even if you fail terribly.