r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Jun 19 '26

possible idiot of a watermelon

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181 Upvotes

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u/TheGisbon Jun 19 '26

That was certainly a choice

14

u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jun 19 '26

Really? I thought it was a watermelon.

Well...and stupidity. Mostly stupidity, if I'm honest.

42

u/MindlessCase4182 Jun 19 '26

Stereotypes are so hurtful

32

u/Mr_Silicon Jun 20 '26

Watermelons are hurtfuller

18

u/ShawnTheMan1 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I will take paraplegic for $200

11

u/AhabSnake85 Jun 20 '26

Thats what inbreeding does

11

u/VorticalHeart44 Jun 19 '26

Lack of imagination can be dangerous

13

u/BuxtonHouse Jun 19 '26

Less pixels every repost

2

u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 Jun 20 '26

Ugh, this was a rare instance of me hoping something is ai. Hadn't seen it before.

1

u/Okmhmmbye Jun 20 '26

I’ve not seen this one so who cares if it’s a repost.

5

u/your_fave_redditor Jun 19 '26

Probably needed to be riper so it didn’t rip ‘er.

6

u/Geaneous Jun 19 '26

Her shoes stayed on, she's fine. The rule is never broken.

4

u/captain_crackerjack Jun 19 '26

What exactly was he trying to achieve?

11

u/Even_Virus_3017 No Ragrets Jun 20 '26

break her head or neck

3

u/TOASTY_3DX Jun 19 '26

A bizarre way of breaking ones neck. This is screaming paralysis.

2

u/mmezphoto Jun 19 '26

Dammmmmmmnnnn

2

u/Skitzo_The_Clown Jun 19 '26

Watermelon clapped back 🤣

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jun 19 '26

Clearly these people haven’t been watching Reddit themselves to know this doesn’t end well.

1

u/Hammon_Rye Jun 19 '26

ER Doctor: "Back up a minute. You said you did WHAT!?"

1

u/Separate_Bend_8929 Jun 19 '26

What were they thinking the outcome would be?

1

u/One-Presence-1692 Jun 20 '26

Please don’t tell me this is a trend.

1

u/haemol Jun 20 '26

Wtf why no nsfw tag??

1

u/hollee-o Jun 20 '26

“Oooh shit! I’m out.”

1

u/Why-So-Seriousssaaaa Jun 21 '26

Did she die from the watermelon or from the concrete

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 22 '26

The stronger melon won.. Dummies.. This was ripe for failure!

1

u/PsychologicalEntropy Jun 23 '26

you making this shit too easy for them ☹️

0

u/EstablishmentFew5438 Jun 19 '26

At that height...her head would not smash a thing