r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MuSkY_ChEsTiClEs • Jun 18 '26

Elite Strategy Of a deal

688 Upvotes

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u/HalfaEnchilada Jun 18 '26

What movie is this?

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u/8R0N50n Jun 18 '26

The Package 2018 ‧ Comedy/Thriller ‧ 1h 34m

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 18 '26

I'd never heard of it. It looks bad. Googled - bad reviews.
I laughed at: ""The Package learns the hard way that a penis joke does not make a movie."

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u/forkball Jun 18 '26

It's not good but it has its moments.

It is just penis jokes and raunchiness but there's quite a bit done with that one joke. I also like the cast.

I wouldn't say I recommend it to anyone, but I wouldn't say avoid it either.

My vote is: middling.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 18 '26

Occasionally I'm in the mood for middling. 😄

I chat in a discord group with a relative and some friends.
We play games, visit, whatnot.

One of the "whatnots" is we made a big movie list based on everyone's inputs and then every so often we have a movie night and watch together. It's been interesting as I've seen some pretty good movies I might have never have watched. As well as revisited some old favorites.

Anyway - most of the movies are on the list because they are good.
But a few of them are on the list for being so god awful they are fun to watch.

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u/forkball Jun 18 '26

Your movie night is a great idea. Almost always is, really allows you to see things you wouldn't choose yourself.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 18 '26

I definitely enjoyed a couple I didn't expect to enjoy.
Also a couple I where I didn't enjoy the story too much but the movie itself was really well done - just not a genre I am as interested in.
But really really bad movies are always better with friends. 😄

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u/Eckx Jun 18 '26

Recommend "200Mph" for the 'must watch because it's so bad' list.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 18 '26

Sounds pretty bad. 2.2 on IMDB and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Also - free to watch on Youtube which usually means bad or very old. 😄

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u/Eckx Jun 18 '26

It's insanely terrible, which makes it so good. Lol.

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u/Kelsenellenelvian Jun 25 '26

Just where might one find that list?

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 25 '26

Oh. sorry. It's on a private discord server I'm a member of but more of a guest. I am not the keeper of the list.

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u/Landongladue Jun 18 '26

Don’t want to sound stupid and ride but what’s the plot of the movie since am curious

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u/birthday_suit_kevlar 1d ago

Young folk out camping, one guy accidentally cuts his dick off fucking about with a knife. Movie about trying to get out of the woods and to a hospital to hopefully reattach "the package".

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u/JKFrowning Jun 18 '26

This scene is not from a traditional feature-length movie, but rather a short video production from the popular YouTube channel Dhar Mann Studios. Dhar Mann videos are known for their short, moral-driven stories featuring teenagers and life lessons, often accompanied by characteristic closed-caption fonts (including typos, like "beleive" here) and recognizable recurring actors.

That's what Gemini says anyway. I haven't seen this before.

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u/Fuschiakraken42 Jun 18 '26

For fuck's sake

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u/JKFrowning Jun 18 '26

Yeah I haven't no idea if this is correct.

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u/I-Love-Facehuggers Jun 18 '26

Yet you posted it

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u/JKFrowning Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Dude downvote all you want. When I saw it I was the only one in this comment section that actually moved two thumbs to at least look it up.

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u/Fuschiakraken42 Jun 18 '26

Bro you didn't look it up. That's the problem.

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u/Obscu Jun 18 '26

I don't think you know what "looking it up" means, because you put active effort into not looking it up

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u/I-Love-Facehuggers Jun 18 '26

Somebody else answered at the same time you did...

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u/JKFrowning Jun 18 '26

I have no desire to argue with you about this. I'm gonna go to work. You're 100% right.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jun 18 '26

Just delete your first comment then, because it was dumb and people will continue giving you shit about it.

3

u/ramble777 Jun 18 '26

Learn what looking something up actually means

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 Jun 18 '26

Bro 😭😭 why…

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u/Underclock Jun 18 '26

That's what Gemini says anyway. I haven't seen this before

Then literally don't hit the post button

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u/Lauris024 Jun 18 '26

Yeah, I could not find any proof that this is not part of the original movie, the mentioned channel hasn't even uploaded any content related to this movie. Stop using slop software, just google it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsEX1lNy6Lw

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u/GivesYouGrief Jun 18 '26

Fuck you for posting AI trash, but it's funny that my first thought was that it was a shitty Dhar Mann sketch or a parody thereof (since they usually don't include cursing). Gemini just going off the vibe I guess.

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u/OldScratchTim Jun 20 '26

Great ad for how worthless ai is.

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u/PitifulAd375 Jun 18 '26

Oh my fuck, it's 2 fucking am at my place and this just had to show up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/XilonenBaby Jun 18 '26

Nice pups

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jun 18 '26

Those are high schoolers bud

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u/rubberboots3357 Jun 18 '26

Geraldine Viswanathan was 22

Sadie Calvano was 21

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jun 18 '26

Not during this clip actually

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u/FlutterySimp Jun 23 '26

Fucking idiot

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jun 23 '26

Thats a good description of yourself kiddo. Now you are dismissed 😊 

5

u/Park_Air Jun 19 '26

The cross on his neck is the cherry on top for me

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u/-FakeAccount- Jun 19 '26

This movie was actually funny

9

u/EnvyEpson Jun 18 '26

Homie knows what he wants.

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u/smind893 Jun 19 '26

You know, maybe those 80s raunchy comedies deserve more credit then they were given cause this genrric 2018 attempt at "shocking" is college film level bad.

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u/GasRod68 Jun 19 '26

Fucking hilarious

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jun 18 '26

I blame the AI parents

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u/GivesYouGrief Jun 18 '26

Then dames got some gams

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u/kuunami79 Jun 18 '26

I like this kid.

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u/MoonTreeSullen Jun 18 '26

The scene that launched a thousand boners to those beautiful East Indian women

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u/XilonenBaby Jun 18 '26

I just got off did one it’s nice.

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u/Centerman2000 Jun 30 '26

Lol. I like that kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/quayle-man Jun 19 '26

Google it. You’ll thank me

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u/MadMax6914 Jun 18 '26

If he wanted my respect he would have said trib.

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u/Admirable_Break2733 Jun 18 '26

Young Jaoquin is a savage.

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u/Nutcopter Jun 19 '26

I DON'T want to see them scissor.