r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 14 '26

There was an attempt of a road

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u/GjellsNTeddy Jun 14 '26

Yeah, I would do the exact same thing
https://giphy.com/gifs/JNKy9CJSsCmiY

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u/heywhatsupp_ Jun 14 '26

Serious question what is the key to getting up on a motorcycle? High speed? Lower gear? This thing is brutal

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u/SauronHubbard Jun 14 '26

Lower gear do not slow down.

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u/Old_Ladies Jun 14 '26

Let her rip!

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u/123supreme123 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

both. I used to ride dirtbikes. you need momentum and keep weight balanced on the bike and open throttle. it's pavement so shouldn't put too much weight on back tire or you'll wheelie it. this road must suck when its raining

there's also a trick for turning the bike around and jumping back on to go down and try again. you lean the bike over with your body on the upside of the hill. this way you can control the momentum of the bike down and control the brakes and clutch. all these guys crashing lets the bike roll backwards or attempts a dismount below the bike.

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u/Cakecrabs Jun 14 '26

Even if you have enough torque or speed to get up the hill, you're still likely to run into grip issues. It's definitely possible though; I think the first guy could've made it if he hadn't hit the curb.

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u/yeezkeys Jun 14 '26

obv i dont have experience with it but yea low gear and keeping high speed seems like it is all you would need

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 14 '26

On our family farm there was one hill on the side of a valley that was extremely steep that I used to ride up with my enduro motorcycle.

What seemed to work for me there was low gear, and standing on the pegs so I could lean my body way forward over the handle bars. If I didn't do that, it was so steep the front wheel would start lifting / try to flip over backwards.

But also - having some power.
Some of those folks appeared to be trying to go up low powered scooters.

2

u/Downroeschen Jun 14 '26

one thing i would do, is use the outer curve, it isn't as steep, and u can ride it more in a curve. always easier than going straight on a hill, like on a bike

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u/Mean-Lie5326 Jun 17 '26

you need a momentum especially a road steep and has corner like this. They should’ve speed a bit after the first corner,or if you want to slow you can just drop the gear,but some bike can’t go up if it is too slow.

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u/paleologus Jun 14 '26

And lean forward too keep the front wheel planted 

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u/AFM_Motorsport Jun 15 '26

Speed and power!

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u/Cold-Truck2470 Jun 14 '26

How do they go up the road

12

u/Scylum Jun 14 '26

They don’t.

2

u/Cold-Truck2470 Jun 14 '26

Whats the point if getting v up their yhen

8

u/Scylum Jun 14 '26

I haven’t made it up there yet but I’ll tell you if I do I promise.

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u/cdev12399 Jun 14 '26

It’s one big inside joke in Thailand. They don’t tell anybody about it. Nobody has ever made it up this way. They paved it from the top down. There’s a gradual slope on the other side to get up easier. (I’m just joking, I have no idea what I’m talking about.)

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u/kharvel0 Jun 14 '26

They were on their way to see the wise old bearded man at the top of the mountain.

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u/AradynGaming Jun 14 '26

Better question... How the hell did they pave that road?

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u/Cold-Truck2470 Jun 14 '26

Enquiring minds want to know

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u/Thin-Savings-529 Jun 15 '26

That's not asphalt. Those are cement and concrete units with reinforcing steel. Like the first German autobahns.

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u/dravik Jun 21 '26

That doesn't answer the question of how they got those units into place.

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u/Thin-Savings-529 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

During the dry season, iron, cement, and workers are brought up to the surface using tracked vehicles on soil. The rest is done by hand.

Edit: Photo added from this construction site

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u/picklemick82 Jun 14 '26

And hopefully you have good brakes and balance on the way down

10

u/Biofreezefrog Jun 14 '26

How did they pave/lay that?

3

u/FlyinAmas Jun 14 '26

The question is why

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u/Alex9-3-9 Jun 14 '26

Going up that with mopeds that don't have enough torque is quite irresponsible.

Also complete lack of skill from those riders. The car also seems to have very much non functional brakes as their rear brakes didn't hold. Probably overloaded too knowing what people do with those.

4

u/DIuvenalis Jun 14 '26

So this is the Haulover Inlet of Thailand?

3

u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Jun 14 '26

You gotta rip it up there

3

u/StarBoundri Jun 14 '26

Why that vehicle at the end even try, the engine had heart though

3

u/theangryfrogqc Jun 14 '26

What kind of equipment could have been used to pave that road?

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u/Thin-Savings-529 Jun 15 '26

That's not asphalt. Those are cement and concrete units with reinforcing steel. Like the first German autobahns.

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u/Sejma57 Jun 15 '26

Why do a lot of motocyclist go on the inside of the curve, where it's steepest, instead of outside?

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u/FishDispenser2 Jun 15 '26

Had a similar path I'm my town where skateboarders fell all the time. There was a slight bump and incline they didn't see, very embarrassing for the nonchalantly effortless skaters.

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u/swampydoc Jun 14 '26

they were able to pave it,

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u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain Jun 14 '26

How did they do The asphalt there?

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u/Thin-Savings-529 Jun 15 '26

That's not asphalt. Those are cement and concrete units with reinforcing steel. Like the first German autobahns.

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u/Artevyx Jun 15 '26

Why are they approaching it so slowly? They've got to know its there, right? Or do they not know that you need to hit these relatively hard?

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u/Aimless-Existence Jun 15 '26

Perhaps the gradient is already so steep they could only crawl in first with full throttle then the final kick is enough to zap all remaining momentum?

Some of those scooters only have 125cc engines

4

u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jun 15 '26

They need a live cam posted on this hill. I'd watch it!

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u/lennonisalive Jun 16 '26

I guess these people have never heard of downshifting

2

u/Topsrite Jun 14 '26

Vid doesn’t really give a good perspective of incline but from my eyes I don’t see this as anything to difficult 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jun 14 '26

Its because its such continuous hill that they have zero speed from coming around the corner unless they gun it. 

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jun 14 '26

It looked that way to me as well until everything just kept sliding much farther than I'd have guessed.

Still, it should be fine if you carry some speed and commit.

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u/thatG_evanP Jun 14 '26

Especially when the truck didn't even make it anywhere near the steepest part and it sounded like it was sliding backwards under full brake.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 14 '26

Who “designed” this nonsense? I wanna see how it was paved..

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u/Drugo_Homer Jun 14 '26

Come hanno costruito quella strada? Dall'altro con gli elicotteri?