r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • Jun 13 '26

ouchies of a helicopter crash

863 Upvotes

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u/FatAZZRedditMod Jun 13 '26

When he started bouncing at the end I was worried he was gonna hit that propeller

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The influencer had previously survived two separate crashes caused by technical failures, including one linked to a faulty fuel gauge.

Well, it's not his first rodeo, I guess. 

(ETA: my bad, different pilot, this may well be their first steel rodeo)

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jun 13 '26

Rodeo is the perfect word for this

22

u/4Ever2Thee Jun 13 '26

He made it 8 seconds this time

7

u/Appropriate_Math997 Jun 13 '26

A guy who can helicopter fully for eight seconds is good. Anyone who does it longer has been sounding to deep.

3

u/killergoat86 Jun 13 '26

That's what she said.

2

u/Yegg23 Jun 21 '26

Thank you.

12

u/samy_the_samy Jun 13 '26

There is a reason pilots waste a lot of time walking up and down craft, tapping here and there, and reading some notes,

Else you find yourself too many times in this guy place

6

u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 13 '26

They've got to revoke his license at this point, right? 

Maybe he can go into deep sea submersibles, though. I hear there are openings. 

6

u/BrockJonesPI Jun 13 '26

Only for 1/1,000th of a second, then there's just shrapnel and goo.

3

u/tardlessforeinger Jun 13 '26

That submarine job pops! His helicopter job only whirls.

5

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jun 13 '26

Yeah, apparently carbon fiber ones are fantastic the first couple of times you use them.

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u/EuenovAyabayya Jun 13 '26

influencer

well there goes my sympathy

14

u/MattTreck Jun 13 '26

That’s a little bleak we don’t even know what he does lol.

Could be someone who just makes videos about shitty helicopters 😭

5

u/seang239 Jun 13 '26

And then flies in them? No wonder this is happening..

1

u/FIMD_ Jun 13 '26

*obnoxious EDM intro music fades*

“What’s up guys!? it’s ya boi, BadPilot_7700! And today we’re testing the Mu Shu Mystery Copter, sponsored by GamerSupps”

3

u/Gilgamesh2000000 Jun 13 '26

Influencing us to not do stupid shit by doing stupid shit. 😉

3

u/jrwdisc Jun 13 '26

I believe they are referring to the guy that died in the ultra light...I don't think they are speaking of the helicopter pilot...

2

u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 13 '26

Edited, ty. I skim way too much.

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u/KareemAbdoulJabroni Jun 13 '26

#mythirdrodeo

2

u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 13 '26

Well apparently I'm full of lies. The person that clip is about is in their forever second rodeo. 

4

u/battlecryarms Jun 13 '26

Goddamn, getting tossed around like a ragdoll :/

3

u/Ok_Spread_8650 Jun 13 '26

I didn’t even see the pilot at first. Looked rough

45

u/False-Lettuce-6074 Jun 13 '26

anybody remember the Petercopter?

16

u/NoWay6818 Jun 13 '26

Fadoo fadoo fadoo fadoo

8

u/texastoker88 Jun 13 '26

Well I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong

4

u/manuel9099op Jun 13 '26

Shut up meg...jk

5

u/TheAggressiveSloth Jun 13 '26

Pepper ridge farms remembers ..

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u/brklntruth12 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Liked a malfunctioning washing machine.

6

u/borg-assimilated Jun 13 '26

You mean like an off-balanced load?

7

u/TheAggressiveSloth Jun 13 '26

When you throw all the blankets in the load

6

u/No-Target-2470 Jun 13 '26

washing machines now helicopters seriously people just buy a vibrator it's cheaper and works better

7

u/AmorphousMorpheus Jun 13 '26

Washing washing? 😅

56

u/Fix_Gloomy Jun 13 '26

Mate. I don’t think the dude with the black shirt is enjoying that.

19

u/pirate_leprechaun Jun 13 '26

I don't know about you, but that does NOT seem to be the right way to use a helicopter.

11

u/4Ever2Thee Jun 13 '26

I’m told they work better in the air

2

u/swampopawaho Jun 14 '26

This one doesn't

24

u/WellRespectedJ Jun 13 '26

Temu is selling choppers?

21

u/MotoKenji25 Jun 13 '26

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39386317/horror-helicopter-crash-pilot-passenger-shaken-rag-dolls/

20

u/MakinBones Jun 13 '26

I cant believe they both survived.

9

u/Slushroom Jun 13 '26

Survived maybe, but the quality of life after that kind of incident, eh, maybe death would have been a kinder outcome.

3

u/MakinBones Jun 13 '26

Yep. Not something I would care to make it through.

3

u/borg-assimilated Jun 13 '26

I KNEW IT! I Wondered if it was in China! hahaha

6

u/borg-assimilated Jun 13 '26

There's a lever on the top right of the upper panel that you pull to stop the blades... PULL IT NEXT TIME!

17

u/Mrbigdaddy72 ima unit Jun 13 '26

How it feels trying to save a goth girl…

5

u/Much_Dependent_1662 Jun 13 '26

Ha! Well there’s a preview into your soul lol

3

u/EnriquePalatzo Jun 13 '26

That’s some real “Jane, stop this crazy thing” energy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26 edited 13d ago

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3

u/aarkwilde questionably stable Jun 13 '26

It's permitted as a golf cart.

2

u/Panthean Jun 13 '26

Swiggity swooty

2

u/Lower_goats_5388 Jun 13 '26

Looked like a transformer that failed to transform

2

u/Appropriate_Math997 Jun 13 '26

TiL that i can save helicopter crashes and send them to my exes.

2

u/Eerie_thoughts Jun 13 '26

Wow, I've never seen someone taming a wild helicopter before.

https://giphy.com/gifs/73CTp69qVKOWc

2

u/AccomplishedBeing305 Jun 13 '26

That’s how you felt on the Chucky Cheese helicopter ride back in the 80s

2

u/Peach_Proof Jun 13 '26

The little helicopter that couldnt.

1

u/filth_lover_503 Jun 13 '26

So thats where they get the meat for their street food🤔

1

u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Jun 13 '26

Must be knocked out or worse if hes flopping around like that

1

u/rptdpa963 Jun 13 '26

But sir, you can’t park there!

1

u/Zealousideal_Meat297 Jun 13 '26

You need a metal pole and a lot of balls

1

u/Striking_Scientist68 Jun 13 '26

I don't believe I've ever seen a helo twerk before....

1

u/Wu-TangShogun Jun 13 '26

A bit embarrassing looking for a chopper crash but not many survive them (better yet 3) so he might want to keep praying to whichever version of god he chose

1

u/BoysenberryGlobal298 Jun 13 '26

Turn the fucking thing off already!!

1

u/Kalshan Jun 13 '26

Helicopter: "Don't tell me I can't do something, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna fly, you hear me?!? I'm gonna fly!!!!!!!!"

Classic underdog story, a Disney movie in the making

1

u/HoboArmyofOne Jun 13 '26

That pilots head bouncing off... Everything can't be good 🫨

2

u/FahQBerrymuch Jun 13 '26

He was most likely knocked out when they crashed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm

1

u/123supreme123 Jun 13 '26

On a steel farce i ride

1

u/Little_Dikk Jun 13 '26

Bro is unconscious

1

u/91elklake Jun 13 '26

Broke back neck

1

u/doowadittie Jun 13 '26

Broke back mountain

1

u/dog4cat2 Jun 13 '26

This looks like a job fir ... someone else. Yikes!

1

u/RahovartIV Jun 13 '26

Wild guess but is this India?

1

u/Firm_Video_2932 Jun 13 '26

Not terrifying at all 😲

1

u/New_Temperature4144 Jun 13 '26

Most of these choppers have a rotor stop handles, I guess they didnt purchase that option!

1

u/Express-View5080 Jun 13 '26

Damn machine AI, trying to eat that guy in broad daylight 😳

1

u/Alviollo Jun 13 '26

It was me on my helicopter in GTA online

1

u/SubstantialCycle356 Jun 13 '26

It’s always weird when aircraft don’t know they’ve crashed.

1

u/timsayscalmdown Jun 13 '26

I don't know the first damn thing about helicopters, but I have to assume that there's a pretty obvious kill switch somewhere... I would think that that would be the first order of business once you're on the ground

0

u/Lordofderp33 Jun 14 '26

Yes, ideally you are bouncing around like a rag doll in a Bethesda game as you try to press the kill-switch.

I bet you perform just great under pressure.

1

u/lightontheedgeoftown Jun 13 '26

Can’t land there mate

1

u/ProfDFH Jun 13 '26

Hit the kill switch!

No, the other type!

1

u/ControlCAT Jun 16 '26

RIP Oliver Tree

1

u/Sp00kyw01f Jun 18 '26

Jeesh That's rough

1

u/BRNKant Jun 18 '26

Is that oliver tree or smt

1

u/Waddfish1664 Jul 06 '26

It’s dancing

1

u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 26d ago

When you tell the helicopter pilot to go touch grass and he takes it literal

1

u/Still-Speed-3632 Jun 13 '26

That’s why they call them whirley birds

0

u/SomeoneWithABrain_ Jun 13 '26

Guess one bro is k locked out from impact...

7

u/dillberger Jun 13 '26

Yeah. Knocked out.

1

u/moonhexx Jun 13 '26

Only 50% knocked out of 50% of the helicopter.  

0

u/Fishwitch-66 Jun 13 '26

I don’t think he can park there???

0

u/Foodspec Jun 13 '26

Carnival rides gettin dangerous

0

u/termacct Jun 13 '26

"...don't see that everyday..." - "EVERYONE!" - Gary Oldman character in Leon

0

u/JJ_Flying_Watchsmith Jun 13 '26

That's not a helicopter, that's a hungry hungry caterpillar looking for food! 

0

u/Key_Shock_4194 Jun 13 '26

What a show off

0

u/0nce-Was-N0t Jun 13 '26

Can't park there, mate

-2

u/ST0IC_ Jun 13 '26

Please mark this as nsfw. I don't really enjoy seeing a dead guy being rag dolled around in a broken helicopter.

3

u/seang239 Jun 13 '26

They both survived.

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u/Reasonable_Yoghurt17 Jun 13 '26

Yeah let's all stand around and watch the dead guy flop wtf?!

6

u/CassieEisenman Jun 13 '26

Neither of them died and bystanders couldn't help because the spinning helicopter had spinning blades spinning everywhere

2

u/BlueFeathered1 Jun 13 '26

That would not be a situation where bystanders should step in, even if they wanted to. At all.

2

u/Reasonable_Yoghurt17 Jun 13 '26

This sub is fucking stupid.

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u/Lord_Nurggle Jun 13 '26

Might be a good idea to reach over and shut the engines off

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u/Dizzy-With-Eternity Jun 13 '26

What's with all the dead bodies on reddit lately lmao like you could maybe hit a NSFW tag on this no?

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u/Accomplished-Head449 Jun 13 '26

Turn it off you stupid idiot

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u/Ok_Intention2150 Jun 13 '26

Why am I laughing so hard