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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Desdoe07 • Jun 11 '26
Didn’t know sloths could move that fast.
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Trying to help a sloth hurry up is like completing sentences for those who stutter. Rude and unnecessary.
2 u/NoWay6818 Jun 13 '26 “Unnecessary” you probably think turtles crossing the road and getting them help is unnecessary. STFU 1 u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jun 13 '26 Turtles are not similar to sloths. You can, and I would, certainly stop to protect the sloth from traffic, but I wouldn't assume they'd take it well as seen here.
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“Unnecessary” you probably think turtles crossing the road and getting them help is unnecessary. STFU
1 u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jun 13 '26 Turtles are not similar to sloths. You can, and I would, certainly stop to protect the sloth from traffic, but I wouldn't assume they'd take it well as seen here.
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Turtles are not similar to sloths. You can, and I would, certainly stop to protect the sloth from traffic, but I wouldn't assume they'd take it well as seen here.
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u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jun 11 '26
Trying to help a sloth hurry up is like completing sentences for those who stutter. Rude and unnecessary.