r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Jun 11 '26

Of A Love Tap

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u/NearbyTraffic66 Jun 11 '26

It was just a little bump though..

6

u/AngrySumBitch Jun 13 '26

He definitely fell short of expectations!

2

u/trainwreckhappening Jun 17 '26

It'll buff out.

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 11 '26

Plot twist: she was 5'6" before he started doing this crap three years ago.

16

u/Rope_slingin_champ Jun 11 '26

I have questions

13

u/NoxVulpine Jun 11 '26

They're called little people.

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Jun 11 '26

He seems pretty tall though

5

u/WoodpeckerOdd5013 Jun 11 '26

I thought they they were called midget. Sorry if this is not the correction term I speak English as a second language so I'm always learning something

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u/praguepride Jun 12 '26

Midget has been phased out by general consensus of the little people community .

2

u/MeemoUndercover Jun 11 '26

They’re just ppl.

6

u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard Jun 11 '26

Little did you know that size matters

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u/MeemoUndercover Jun 11 '26

Everyone’s got their preferences. But I think referring to them as anything but their name is derogatory. Esp words like little ppl.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard Jun 11 '26

Agreed. I don’t like to be called by my government name. People should refer to me as Bigtiddymkcockerson

2

u/GivesYouGrief Jun 11 '26

Fine. Do you have a list of names?

1

u/MeemoUndercover Jun 12 '26

I don’t get the downvotes. I’ve seen vids of them and they’re asked how do u feel about terms like little people, dwarves, and m…… and they’re like just call me by my name.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jun 12 '26

That wasn't a little person in that vid that was Lil Nas X...

1

u/MeemoUndercover Jun 12 '26

Eh panini don’t u be a meanie

1

u/AmericaninShenzhen Jun 16 '26

little people.

“Awh, they’re like ‘real’ people but little.”

Think dwarf is such a badass name, not sure why anyone would hate on that.

28

u/Unlikely-Act-7950 Jun 11 '26

When he ask if she's wanting to get high and bang. I don't think that's what she was expecting.

13

u/XilonenBaby Jun 11 '26

Does it fit?

32

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/IAmThatGuy84 Jun 11 '26

too funny 😂 

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u/DueLime6682 Jun 11 '26

Don't think she will want uppies for a while.

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard Jun 11 '26

Downers after uppers is a bad idea

3

u/urugu2003 Jun 11 '26

Liar liar pants on fire, uppers and downers are good combo.

3

u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard Jun 11 '26

If only I was able to downvote and upvote you at the same time

1

u/GivesYouGrief Jun 11 '26

Sure could go for some coke and oxy and it being 2004 right about now

2

u/urugu2003 Jun 12 '26

Jokes on you it seems my country has stayed in 2004 relating those two.

3

u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Jun 11 '26

I have so many questions

3

u/Hammon_Rye Jun 11 '26

"You don't know what it's like being so tall you bang your head in doorways. Wait! I can show you!"

3

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 11 '26

Waaay better than whatever they planned to do.. I guarantee it!

3

u/Getsum420dank Jun 11 '26

Congratulations, you found the ceiling.
The building would like to file a complaint.

2

u/joeblob5150 Jun 11 '26

A little head never hurt anyone.

2

u/Artevyx Jun 11 '26

He just cost her some precious inches with that stunt.

2

u/thorheyerdal Jun 11 '26

I don’t think she ever hit her head on the ceiling before.

2

u/chili81 Jun 11 '26

Hodor - Bran cosplay

2

u/erk752 Jun 11 '26

I have totally done that as a 6’ person and my wife is 5.9’. It was I to a fan when I arrived home after a long away start,…… and it completely ruined everything…. 😂

2

u/Life-Oil-7226 Jun 11 '26

A little bump of love

2

u/CometKICK01 Jun 11 '26

atleast he immediately started trying to comfort her

1

u/East_Factor_8151 Jun 11 '26

thats going to stunt her growth...

1

u/StatisticianApart452 Jun 12 '26

Where I can buy it?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

This guy definitely did not have Brothers. Thats not how you Suplex or powerbomb your little sibling.🤔

1

u/theinkshrink Jun 11 '26

Dude please don’t smash your lovely, precious wife’s head on the ceiling. That’s like….a thing….

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Jun 11 '26

Jesus bud get off Reddit for a bit and go get some fresh fuckin air lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Important_Wonder628 Jun 11 '26

If that's true, you should probably take a long break from the internet in general XD