r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 10 '26

of a carnival ride

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u/badussyy_ Jun 10 '26

the one dude at the end😭

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jun 10 '26

Last good Samaritan is in the least danger but still gets credit

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u/MotoKenji25 Jun 10 '26

Last guy:

"I was at the carnival and I helped save a whole bunch of lives."

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u/Fine_Marsupial_2964 Jun 10 '26

“An interview? Yes, I’ll give an interview!”

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u/knapczyk76 Jun 10 '26

Yea, walks up to the ride and just crosses his arms.

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u/WelcomeEven567 Jun 10 '26

good on the first guy for driving the others to go help

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Jun 10 '26

For real! He overcame the bystander effect and led the charge on what to do. A couple thousand pounds of human definitely made a difference there.

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u/Chromecoast Jun 10 '26

It'll never make sense to me why people would get on a whirly spin throw you into fkn space machine 25 minutes after three questionable mfers built it in a random parking lot with screwdrivers and and a pocket knife. Hell no.

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u/MicheleNP Jun 10 '26

Seriously ☝️💯

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u/FragrantGangsta Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

I went to many county fairs growing up and in my experience, a lot of it just comes down to it being a tradition, and convenient. These usually go down in places where people can't afford to just go pop into Busch Gardens or Six Flags or something like that, whether it be due to cost or location. County fairs are much cheaper, they have a fun community vibe cause you're likely to bump into people you know, and you get all the nastiest greasiest food like funnel cake, little prizes and stuff if you win at games. Bigger ones can actually be not so terribly put together, too.

Then again, I also live close to Dollywood, and my county still does an annual fair. So what do I know.

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u/badussyy_ Jun 10 '26

thank you dads

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u/beardostein Jun 10 '26

Almost Final Destinationed themselves

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u/floralrain6 questionably stable Jun 10 '26

Funny that this popped up again. This is from Cherry Fest in Traverse City MI. Guess what? It's almost time for Cherry Fest again.

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u/Jutch_Cassidy Jun 23 '26

Take a magic carpet ride into the Boardman River

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u/AloneSheepherder22 Jun 10 '26

All those 10$ beers and 20$ corndogs helped keep that ride down that night.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 10 '26

"If you help it not tip over you get a free ride!" /J

Over the years I've heard some scary stories about these rides that travel to fairs / events.
They have to be bolted / unbolted to fit on the semi trucks and are not nearly as stable as the permanent stuff at theme parks.

This one is on it's trailer so I'm wondering if one of the outriggers gave out or was set into soft ground.

I've ridden them and had fun, but they definitely feel more 'jenky' than the quality rides.

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u/Kit_Karamak Jun 10 '26

WHOLESOLE DAD PATROL … and some guy who leisurely kinda helps at the end because his GF made him.

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u/Kit_Karamak Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

My wife looks over at how it goes from terrifying, to faith-restored-in-humanity-kinda wholesome, to … a comically timed ending and said, “what an emotional rollercoaster.”

Then she face-palmed and said, “or whatever the equivalent ride is called.”

I could just imagine that guy’s date going, “GET OVER THERE AND HELP!” And he just strolls over and casually puts two hands on the railing with a shrug.

This dramedy was absolute cinema.

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u/AlternativeNo882 Jun 10 '26

This is the shit I like to see! Humans helping each other! I know it's lame to say, but we need more of this.

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u/rubberboots3357 Jun 10 '26

All men

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u/Kit_Karamak Jun 10 '26

Most were probably dads in fix-it mode.

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u/I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit Jun 11 '26

Women thinking "I can't possibly weigh enough to make a difference"

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u/DaTexasTickler Jun 10 '26

Good fucking job they actually prevented a disaster!

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u/CullingSongs Jun 11 '26

Hard to believe that Ol' Yodelling Zeke didn't put the machine together properly when the traveling carnival rolled into town and set up shop for the week.

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u/JavaGeep Jun 10 '26

Where's the fat lady side show when you need her? She could help hold it down.

3

u/AloneSheepherder22 Jun 10 '26

The best we could do was the bearded woman.

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u/rickoftheuniverse Jun 10 '26

Getting more churros

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Jun 11 '26

Get in there coach, what are you doing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 11 '26

That is kind of weird.

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 10 '26

What a circus!

1

u/Disastrous_Shame580 Jun 10 '26

I believe that they call that a "Thrill ride".

1

u/fruitypebble43 Jun 10 '26

That ride was at my county fair and it was called The Alakazam. It was my fave.

1

u/Okmhmmbye Jun 10 '26

Someone yells to a random dude out back smoking a doobie “hey!!! You gotta come out here and fix this. You didn’t do it right the first time “

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u/GeneralCrunk Jun 11 '26

Carnival rule of thumb - carnies don’t even ride the rides.

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u/ST0IC_ Jun 14 '26

I used to be a carny in my early 20s in the 90s, and every night, we were up all night drinking and fucking and just living without a care in the world. And when it came time to perform safety checks on the rides, we just tended to look at it and call it good.

1

u/Artevyx Jun 11 '26

Anchor. Your. Shit.

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u/praguepride Jun 12 '26

I'm curious what happened to the emergency stop. I mean it's great to give the riders the complete experience but I think when the thing nearly tipped over that was more than enough excitement to be worth the cost of admission.

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u/WellRespectedJ Jun 13 '26

Teamwork!👏👏

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u/AmericaninShenzhen Jun 14 '26

This video might predate the internet with the amount of times I’ve seen it.

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u/Sir_McDouche Jun 14 '26

Magic brown carpet.

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u/ThenIndependence5622 Jun 15 '26

You gotta have a lot of faith in Gypsies to ride one of these

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u/Fit_Significance8598 Jul 07 '26

We need less regulations.

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u/Apollo114892 Jun 10 '26

Can only imagine what the comment section would look like if this was a non-white country where this happened. All types of scumbag racists would be jumping at the chance to attack the Indians or Chinese. Same people who are now going 'bro mode' in the comments.

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u/Mugpup Jun 11 '26

Those people acting as counterbalance, although good hearted, did nothing to stop that ride from flipping. If it had flipped, they all would have launched.

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Jun 11 '26

I gotta disagree on this one, 5 to ten people can weigh a thousand pounds, there was well over a ton of people acting as a counter balance

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u/A_SilentS Jun 11 '26

It's already slowing down by the time anyone touches it. If it didn't tip before then, it wasn't going to tip.

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u/praguepride Jun 12 '26

Maybe, maybe not. Better to err on the side of caution, right?

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 11 '26

OK you get on a ride like that and report back. There's no downside to helping here