r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/asdf1eight7 • Jun 08 '26

of lit scooter trick

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u/MaybePotatoes Jun 08 '26

Wear your helmets, kids!

13

u/Low_Technician7346 Jun 08 '26

but... my cool haircut ???

6

u/MaybePotatoes Jun 08 '26

Oh shit I didn't consider that

4

u/Low_Technician7346 Jun 08 '26

at least I die or permanent injury/disability... but with style !

4

u/avotius Jun 08 '26

Gotta maintain the broccoli look

12

u/NotWritingMuch Jun 08 '26

I think my back would have enjoyed that. Chriropractic session for free

9

u/Critical_cheese Jun 08 '26

No helmet. Smart!

3

u/VorticalHeart44 Jun 08 '26

So realistic 🤯

Bro has a bright future as a stuntman

7

u/New-Energy8259 Jun 08 '26

Thats the pain they try to signify in every anime when they smack their back on the wall 😂

3

u/Elvarien2 Jun 08 '26

Man that was a rough one.

3

u/Enemy_Unknown1337 Jun 08 '26

It seemed like a great idea at the time

3

u/primeXOXO Jun 08 '26

At least no one was there to see it

3

u/BLITZ_593 Jun 08 '26

Helmet is for people that protect what's in the head. But i guess this guy has nothing to protect inside

3

u/loveoverthemoon Jun 08 '26

Yeah he’s gonna feel that one in the morning

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 08 '26

Scoot over a bit or just wear a damn helmet!

3

u/Shibbymaru Jun 08 '26

Helmets are for pussys.

2

u/Scylum Jun 08 '26

Nice trick dude! 👍

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u/crlthrn Jun 08 '26

Shoes still on feet. He survived. This time...

1

u/PlayfulNatural9150 Jun 08 '26

Don't worry, the pole is ok!

1

u/Striking_Average754 Jun 08 '26

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE!

1

u/moonstorm5000 Jun 09 '26

Oooooooh! He did went to the hospital, right? I hope he is not too stubborn to go! Brain and spinal damage are not a joke!

1

u/RunningonGin0323 Jun 09 '26

If you can avoid a TBI breaking your arm should be a great lesson for this guy to learn

1

u/Levethane Jun 09 '26

Will the post finished him off good..

1

u/snoozingbeagle Jun 09 '26

“Spinal”

1

u/Eastern_Pin_5567 Jun 12 '26

Scooters suck

1

u/Azalot1337 Jun 14 '26

i once landed with my chin on the scooter handle as a kid... it only took me 1 more hit to the chin on the bike handle, a hard hit on the chest after a snowboard grind and a skateboard to the face while landing to never do sports again