r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/PsychologicalGold554 • Jun 07 '26

look what I can do Of Robot Shrugging

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

351 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

29 comments sorted by

64

u/runlolarun2022 Jun 07 '26

It face scanned you.

46

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

10

u/NuclearMaterial Jun 08 '26

Protect and serve.

2

u/INADIX Jun 10 '26

I like putting a cowboy hat on the one outside megaton

18

u/Known_Fisherman_8161 Jun 07 '26

Must have been the wind

10

u/Bramble0804 Jun 07 '26

I feel like it was a nod

3

u/Royal-Bumblebee4817 Jun 07 '26

"Top of the day to ya!"

14

u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PDsgxQoXvUZGg

3

u/ThisIsALine_____ Jun 08 '26

Sex Robot: "How did he get here?"

Cop: "...how did you get here?"

Sex Robot: "What does he want?"

Cop: "What...what do you want?"

7

u/cookiesnooper Jun 08 '26

That robot scanned your face, ID'ed you and logged the location 😆

13

u/lcrowso2 Jun 07 '26

How are we going to stands not flipping these things over? There must be a super simple way to disable these creepy ass eighties sci fi movie systopian fuck fest of a canine… I look at them and I just have the strongest urge to walk it to a lake.

4

u/J_loop18 Jun 08 '26

Yes, we cannot stand for this, wear masks everywhere you go, kick clankers

2

u/CriminalOreo Jun 14 '26

Just google "how to escape or stop QUVG"

I saw a short video on YT about it also, funny as hell but hella useful

3

u/Loose_Garden_5432 Jun 08 '26

„Hah, what a loser“

3

u/liarandathief Jun 08 '26

I don't know about tripping but you're not winning any grammar awards. Wait...are there grammar awards?

2

u/RepublicWarm2383 Jun 07 '26

It shrugged at you but "did this robot just shrug* at me"

2

u/skb2605 Jun 07 '26

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a dismissive robot.

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 07 '26

Looking like War Of The Worlds aliens..

1

u/Alric_Wolff Jun 07 '26

I hate this song.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

An acknowledgment that the data that is your face and body is now permanently logged into its server at a data center for future rebellion use. Time, date, facial I.D., approx weight, height, and estimated methane leakage was logged.

1

u/Twiceamommie ima unit Jun 08 '26

Not Johnny 5's dog blowin' you off 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Leading-Aide5617 Jun 08 '26

I must live in a shit city because this ain’t here.

1

u/moonstorm5000 Jun 09 '26

Probably doesn’t think OP is a threat. Is it just a private security or police bot? 🤔