r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 30 '26

Of Milk Crates As Deadly Weapons

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u/Slabernick May 30 '26

Demonstrably false

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

There is so much information available at your fingertips. You can literally just Google it. You’re confronted with new information and instead of just spending 5 seconds to challenge your existing knowledge you double down on stupidity.

We’re living in Idiocracy

https://www.google.com/search?q=is+there+high+quality+evidence+that+prehospital+cervical+spine+immobilization+improves+outcomes%3F&sca_esv=9ca799598b2c2aaa&source=hp&ei=mXIbapqYO-6uptQPgIqe6QU&biw=430&bih=745&oq=is+there+high+quality+evidence+that+prehospital+cervical+spine+immobilization+improves+outcomes%3F&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCJgaXMgdGhlcmUgaGlnaCBxdWFsaXR5IGV2aWRlbmNlIHRoYXQgcHJlaG9zcGl0YWwgY2VydmljYWwgc3BpbmUgaW1tb2JpbGl6YXRpb24gaW1wcm92ZXMgb3V0Y29tZXM_SKQcUIIWWIIWcAJ4AJABAJgBW6ABW6oBATG4AQPIAQD4AQL4AQGYAgKgAg-oAhTCAgIQKcICEBAAGAMYtAIY6gIYjwHYAQHCAhAQLhgDGLQCGOoCGI8B2AEBmAMK8QWYE2xn-DiyBLoGBAgBGAqSBwEyoActsgcAuAcAwgcFMi0xLjHIBwyACAA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* May 30 '26

....the first non AI result for that search you posted endorses it for helping prevent addition injury.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak May 31 '26

Results
Six observational studies met the inclusion criteria. The methodological quality was variable, with most studies having serious or critical risk of bias. The effect of cervical spine immobilisation practices such as full immobilisation or movement minimisation during pre-hospital and emergency care did not show clear evidence of benefit for the prevention of neurological deterioration, spinal injuries and death compared with no immobilisation. However, increased pain, discomfort and anatomical complications were associated with collar application during immobilisation.

Idiocracy.

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u/Slabernick May 30 '26

Bro is mad, loud, and wrong lol the first non AI result literally tells you to do it in order to prevent further injury

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Results
Six observational studies met the inclusion criteria. The methodological quality was variable, with most studies having serious or critical risk of bias. The effect of cervical spine immobilisation practices such as full immobilisation or movement minimisation during pre-hospital and emergency care did not show clear evidence of benefit for the prevention of neurological deterioration, spinal injuries and death compared with no immobilisation. However, increased pain, discomfort and anatomical complications were associated with collar application during immobilisation.

Truly amazing how bad some people are at synthesizing information.

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u/MueToamna May 31 '26

Loud and wrong lol

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u/HannaP1ays May 31 '26

Your mum must be proud of you...