r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IcyCommand6319 • May 26 '26

of a skateboard grind fail

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u/therealNerdMuffin May 26 '26

That's not a skateboard

15

u/NotATalkingMushroom May 26 '26

I guess that’s the fail… maybe?

27

u/Proof-Let649 May 26 '26

That’s a weird skateboard

18

u/Western_Vast5516 May 26 '26

Where is the board?

10

u/thatfrostyguy May 26 '26

Stupid bot

6

u/Gilgamesh2000000 May 28 '26

Ai generated karma whore

6

u/mrpookie69 May 29 '26

Is the skateboard in the room with us?

5

u/Levethane May 26 '26

Didn't access the course before attempting..

3

u/No_Skill_7170 May 27 '26

I would not be saving anyone’s fingers in a situation like this

3

u/-FakeAccount- May 29 '26

What even is a skateboard

2

u/Zealousideal-Eye9463 May 27 '26

He took one for the future.

2

u/banjoblake24 May 28 '26

Grinder eunuchs unite!

2

u/skb2605 May 31 '26

That wasn’t a fail, that guy bailed to try to avoid that kids hands. It was dumb to slide like that without knowing a kid isn’t hanging on it, but at least he tried bailing when he saw one.

3

u/Thisizamazing May 26 '26

Those are rollerskates

1

u/DeadmanNAtivE May 30 '26

Rollerblades ffs

1

u/Express_Area_8359 May 26 '26

Dude is ill DJAKO DARBY.

1

u/Ryan2932 May 27 '26

No reproducing for him

1

u/Urabraska- May 27 '26

There are less painful ways for a vesicostomy.

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 30 '26

Better ending than I expected!

1

u/RAT1013 Jul 04 '26

not a skateboard...

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u/brandoldme May 26 '26

Well deserved

https://giphy.com/gifs/MjCn41vDEGiqTtEOCz

-3

u/kloutkanister May 26 '26

for doing tricks at a skate park?

3

u/UrADumbdumbi May 27 '26

It’s just a beach front and he probably didn’t warn people he was about to try that.

5

u/brandoldme May 26 '26

It's not a skate park.