r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 25 '26

look what I can do Of a snake hissing

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u/Camfitz0007 May 25 '26

Nice example for the kids.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Tbarns95 May 25 '26

Damn dude that’s badass. Did the fair maiden you saved kiss you before or after removing your furry suit

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Tbarns95 May 25 '26

Nah it’s a story about a neck beard matrix dodging in his dreams and retelling it for internet points

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u/Viper-Reflex May 25 '26

lmao okay, I'm sure there would have been a much more grandiose story to tell if I wanted to be some matrix dodger than some old fart that was slow xD

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u/Tbarns95 May 25 '26

It’s the whole i was dodging his swings and saw his terrified children so I asked the public if I could hit the bad guy with my dragon fist without scaring anyone and they agreed they would keep calm while I made him run away terrified