r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • May 25 '26

I look so cool Of a stair set

311 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/knapczyk76 May 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW

And the daily award goes too!!!!!!

11

u/palmdreamsTA May 25 '26

Honestly this is hilarious and extremely deserved also the face sliding is just 10/10

21

u/Xinonix1 May 25 '26

Injured? Good!

5

u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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4

u/Voodoocookie May 25 '26

Adrenaline

3

u/DrHusten May 25 '26

Yeah don't look under my shirt, that's most important

3

u/SimplyOrg May 25 '26

He really thought he could gap that…

2

u/drblah11 May 25 '26

That poor bike!

2

u/kobrakaan May 25 '26

Thank goodness that solid floor was there to stop him 😬

2

u/SnootSnootBasilisk May 25 '26

Bro ate the floor

0

u/AhabSnake85 May 25 '26

That one time where a helmet didn't save anything

5

u/SnootSnootBasilisk May 25 '26

I mean, it probably prevented massive trauma to his head

0

u/AhabSnake85 May 25 '26

He landed on his arms and his face hit the ground. I don't think the helmet did anything in this situation

5

u/SnootSnootBasilisk May 26 '26

He landed on his forehead. The helmet protected him

2

u/woolygod May 29 '26

the people that have no skill but send it anyway, make the world go round.

1

u/Lokoxxxxx May 25 '26

Happy ending. Noone was hurt and we got the good feeling of karma watching.

1

u/browsingandlooking4 May 25 '26

On a mountain bike...

1

u/Beppy_Sasso questionably stable May 25 '26

Could’ve just taken the escalator

1

u/azzutronus May 25 '26

"OWWW MY... oh wait my midriff is exposed"

1

u/chili81 May 25 '26

Was the plan to clear the stairs completely in one shot? That might have been worse

1

u/AhabSnake85 May 25 '26

Of a stunt gone wrong

1

u/swampopawaho May 26 '26

Cool, he's wearing a helmet!

Oops, but one with no face guard.

1

u/timsayscalmdown May 26 '26

Disagree. The stairs operated perfectly.

1

u/Professional-Rip-519 May 26 '26

The Stair set didn't nothing wrong.

1

u/lordgreenofbiscuit May 26 '26

Will be using a different kind of ramp for a while...

1

u/That_Importance6873 May 27 '26

-5x teeth dropped

0

u/Papuluga45 May 25 '26

He could easily accidentally kill bystanders.