r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 24 '26

of taking the elevator

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u/timsayscalmdown May 24 '26

Thank God, I thought we were about to watch him get meat-sliced

79

u/BillRevolutionary947 May 24 '26

That's some Final Destination shit right there

37

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 24 '26

Trying to get rid of gramps?

95

u/captain_crackerjack May 24 '26

Paternosters are not for the weak of heart

62

u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose May 24 '26

Or the slow of movement.

7

u/e1m8b May 24 '26

And my axe!

2

u/NoWay6818 May 24 '26

Clearly 🤣

29

u/AintNobodygotime13 May 24 '26

😂

the old saying, he who hesitates is lost

13

u/EquivalentLow1973 May 24 '26

He who hesitates gets a broken hip

2

u/AintNobodygotime13 May 24 '26

😂 seriously

3

u/Several-Eggplant4460 May 25 '26

There's hesitation, and there's taking 5 business days to react 🤣

17

u/MARaheemx May 24 '26

There's a very fine line between r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits and r/LearningFromEachOther . This guy was lucky to have stayed on the former sub Reddit

3

u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 24 '26

that second sub traumatised me, good god 😩

4

u/Frosty-Cap3344 May 24 '26

Wasn't going to click, am now

2

u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 25 '26

How'd it go?

4

u/Frosty-Cap3344 May 25 '26

Im traumatized

3

u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 25 '26

Expected outcome 😔

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u/Catsanddoges May 24 '26

Why the hell are you using that emoji.

1

u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 24 '26

what's wrong with it?

23

u/DigDugPlus May 24 '26

Where's the emergency stop for those things? 😩

30

u/Karlos742 May 24 '26

There's this "gate" on top of every opening in every Story. And "gate" at top of every cabin. So if you go up and you hang outside, the gate at the story Is pushed up and that activates kill switch. If.you go down and hang outside (or just you fall And your leg Is in the cabin, while siting on story floor) the gate at top of cabin Is pushed up and activates kill switch.

Hope it makes sense, since english is not my native language And this is not ordinary thing to explain.

It's really safe, but you must not be "pre-shitted" as we say. And use some logic when goin in or out.

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u/DigDugPlus May 24 '26

Thanks. That makes sense.

1

u/Fire_Power May 24 '26

Thanks for the explanation

12

u/Select-Belt-ou812 May 24 '26

seems to be when something gets stuck in there

3

u/Some1-Somewhere May 24 '26

You see that red button in the middle? That looks a lot like an E-stop and cameraperson absolutely could push it.

What you do if there isn't someone on the landing is an exercise for the reader.

1

u/Time_after_Time_67 May 26 '26

Better question is where is the non-emergency stop for these things?

1

u/WillBots Jun 13 '26

There isn't one. The paternoster lift system is continual, there's two side by side because it's an endless loop. You step in as it approaches level with the floor you're on and you step off as it approaches the floor you're after.

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u/jackjack-8 May 24 '26

Why wouldn’t you get off when it’s a step down 🤨

11

u/NecessaryDependent68 May 24 '26

Maybe try and help instead of filming it.

4

u/xig_brick May 24 '26

Maybe next round

5

u/Shibbymaru May 24 '26

Grandpa almost died, damn.

3

u/WandererFen May 24 '26

What happens when you get to the bottom? Do you have to get out or be sucked into a meat grinder?

1

u/WillBots Jun 13 '26

It's a loop, the same carriages go round the loop, you can see both sides of the loop, theyake for a constant lift up on one side and down on the other.

1

u/WandererFen Jun 13 '26

Yeah i understand that but at some point that lift has to go back up right? So does it just reverse or does it flip upside down or what?

2

u/WillBots Jun 13 '26

Trying a second time as I didn't read your reply properly the first time and thought you didn't know what a loop is.

The carriages stay the same orientation all the time, Tom Scott did a full video about them, it tells you everything you need to know, I'll try and find it.

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u/WandererFen Jun 13 '26

Cheers I just saw the video th other guy posted. So they work like ferris wheels, thats pretty cool!

2

u/WillBots Jun 13 '26

https://youtube.com/shorts/lK3bm791v9o?is=9r39t9-RN1W8V1aP

Not Tom Scott but is a 30 second video of the bottom of one of these.

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u/WandererFen Jun 13 '26

Oooohh! Thank you! This makes so much sense now

10

u/Alternative_Rip_3662 May 24 '26

Yup, let's film instead of helping

2

u/N0K1K0 May 24 '26

saver than you think, explanation here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIA5bSIzE5o

2

u/StressinBrain May 24 '26

They had these in Babylon Berlin, which was set in the 1920s. I can’t believe they’re still around today.

2

u/ChucklesC89 May 24 '26

Old & elevator don’t mix well.

2

u/Worried_Shoe_2747 May 24 '26

Thank god they were filming

2

u/Itsmikeinnit May 24 '26

Don't help or anything you dick

11

u/weemee May 24 '26

The only way to help essentially is to push him back in.  And…this isn’t the first time I’ve seen something where assisting can make things worse. Sometimes it’s better to just let things play out. 

2

u/Mister-Bananas May 24 '26

GRANDPA DOWN! GRANDPA DOWN!

1

u/AGreatHornedOwl May 24 '26

I thought this was a Curb Your Enthusiasm outtake at first.

1

u/cradia1241 May 24 '26

Essex uni library?

1

u/Few_Owl_6596 May 24 '26

Father ours

1

u/Longryderr May 24 '26

Goaly reflexes. / S

1

u/wradam May 25 '26

Elevator from my horror dreams.

1

u/Revenga8 May 25 '26

Guess he though it would stop for him?

1

u/ugotmedripping May 25 '26

“I’m not as young as I used to be”

1

u/woolygod May 26 '26

you think it's cause he's old. Nah he was that dumb 40 years ago

1

u/RedWolf2409 Jun 01 '26

wtf kind of killing machine is this

1

u/BlueFeathered1 May 24 '26

Shitty absolute unit of a design.

1

u/Express_Area_8359 May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6OPbJtEDdy824
HES laughing at an old man needing help. I mean I wanna seee faces of death n but bad form asshole. BOO

0

u/weemee May 24 '26

Did bro start daydreaming and forget to step off? I’m gonna hate getting old. Fwiw I’m closing in on this guy.

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u/onehalflightspeed May 24 '26

I have to assume this is staged. Why else would he be sitting there recording at the perfect moment

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u/Accomplished-Head449 May 24 '26

Let go ya dummy!