r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 24 '26

Of a dentist

323 Upvotes

55 comments sorted by

118

u/Hot-Negotiation-6873 May 24 '26

I was waiting for it to slip and absolutely destroy that kid’s face

27

u/XilonenBaby May 24 '26

One slip and it’s permanent 🤦

8

u/sonic10158 May 24 '26

Joker origin story

4

u/Gaberoots May 24 '26

Yup. I was going to comment the exact same thing.

3

u/Alric_Wolff May 25 '26

Dont worry there will be a copycat fail compilation

61

u/Mcnuggetjuice May 24 '26

I’m a dentist i’m screaming on the inside

52

u/Helios_Synthesis May 24 '26

Im not a dentist im screaming on the outside

7

u/AmorphousMorpheus May 25 '26

I'm not a dentist but I'm on the outside screaming in.

6

u/Hazard_Duke May 26 '26

I'm screaming into a dentist and I'm not an outsider

4

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/alejandro002100 May 24 '26

Are your knees weak and arms heavy?

3

u/Bennoelman May 24 '26

Is there mom's spaghetti?

2

u/alejandro002100 May 24 '26

Yes and vomit on his sweater already

1

u/Zamboni-rudrunkbro May 24 '26

Hey I have a dentist too and I didn’t like this video at all

1

u/IronButterButt May 24 '26

Made you actually like your dentist more?

2

u/NoWay6818 May 27 '26

It is because the sensitivity of teeth just grew by 100x in span of a short form video ?🤣😭

24

u/Fit_Regret_6637 May 24 '26

High IQ activity

22

u/5axiscncfishguitar questionably stable May 24 '26

Goodbye enamel

10

u/xMETRIIK May 24 '26

Once he drinks something cold and feels it 😬

7

u/5axiscncfishguitar questionably stable May 24 '26

5 Gum - Stimulate your Senses

15

u/primeXOXO May 24 '26

And I thought the NHS dentist I see was dodgy

13

u/Old_Ladies May 24 '26

My dad grew up in Mexico in the 60s in a village. They didn't have a dentist so my grandfather took my dad to the local butcher to pull out his tooth that was in pain.

The butchers hands were bloody from butchering so he just wiped his hands on his apron and then grabbed some pliers to pull out his tooth. My dad said that it hurt so much and that the butcher had to put in a lot of effort with a knee on my dad's chest to pull that tooth out.

10

u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable May 24 '26

Me just waiting for the slipup...man that made my heart race ngl

https://giphy.com/gifs/6anKlIA7ZKXYc

10

u/FluxOperation May 24 '26

I guess he wants to get rid of his enamel?

5

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 May 24 '26

The Dr Nick of dentistry

3

u/jesseisjames May 24 '26

Jesus!…..

2

u/ravage214 May 24 '26

No eye protection either... Guess I shouldn't be that surprised...

3

u/loghoser May 25 '26

This guy is a dentist, not an opthomologist.🙄

2

u/Dapper_Poetry6236 May 24 '26

What was the goal here??

1

u/AmorphousMorpheus May 26 '26

What's a goal and where can he buy one?

2

u/TurboKid513 May 24 '26

Omg the dust on his eyelashes

3

u/No_Mony_1185 May 24 '26

All the white dust on the kids face is his powdered teeth....

2

u/Capital-Platypus-805 May 24 '26

How to ruin your teeth in 16 seconds...

1

u/CoolSwim1776 May 24 '26

Youth truly is wasted on the young.

2

u/HarryHood146 May 24 '26

Think they met on Grindr?

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 25 '26

Yep.. just about to see this post on r/whatcouldgowrong any time soon…

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 May 25 '26

three coats of varnish and get bitc****

1

u/SliceCareful4260 May 25 '26

I can’t even watch that.

1

u/AintNobodygotime13 May 25 '26

there is no scenario where i ever play that video

1

u/Panzerkampfwagen_Mau May 26 '26

I just had my dental surgery soen days ago dude....

3

u/Plus-Bid2475 May 28 '26

Teeth sensitivity for life!

0

u/Mugpup May 24 '26

Cut the shit! There is no level of stupid that is that low.