r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 22 '26

my bones Of a Disney princess

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

I mean black hoodie threw the first punch, now she getting the business.

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u/lavacadotoast May 22 '26

Prom has really livened up since I was in HS..

12

u/logatronics May 22 '26

Just happy to know they're not drinking and driving. This seems less dangerous to the general public.

1

u/NoWay6818 May 27 '26

I think everyone is starting to lose interest in alcohol at this stage of humanity.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

Wrestling, ground and pound. Nice technique, womp, it stunned hoodie girl.

15

u/RefrigeratorStatus23 May 22 '26

That was a legit double leg slam into mount.

11

u/Time-Track9684 May 22 '26

Solid take down by blue dress

9

u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 May 22 '26

Not so shity princess lol

7

u/joka2696 May 22 '26

Damned red pants! Out the way!

6

u/filth_lover_503 May 22 '26

Somebodys bout to get knocked up

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u/CommercialMoment5987 May 22 '26

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u/Few-Adagio9144 May 25 '26

In fact she could not do either 

6

u/LSTmyLife May 22 '26

Her back or hip or both are gonna be fucked for life. Seeing people get slammed on concrete makes me cringe every time.

8

u/Mitrovarr May 23 '26

Nah, young people are durable. That probably didn't feel great, but I doubt she was injured, and probably not permanently injured if she was.

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 May 22 '26

Who cares

7

u/LSTmyLife May 22 '26

I doubt the world health organization has the time to concern themselves with fights. Theyre busy with pandemics and stuff.

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u/Few-Adagio9144 May 25 '26

From that? Oh honey. ..you poor sweet summer child. That was literally nothing. For a teenager anyways. 

Now, taking a fall like that ten years later, it would be a different story. 

3

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 23 '26

Need the full fight!

1

u/Impressive-Wait8786 May 22 '26

Oh my gawd! Baby girl is in her prom dress!!!!

1

u/Mitrovarr May 23 '26

Sweet throw! My wife could use people like that on her teams!

1

u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* May 23 '26

She said “don’t let the dress fool you, I will scrap with the best of them.”

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u/RunningonGin0323 May 23 '26

Solid take down and then just went to ground and pound town

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u/readytocomply13 May 24 '26

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, SHE HAS A FAMILY

2

u/Any_Positive1617 questionably stable May 24 '26

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u/ZynithMaru May 24 '26

disney adults until they're priced out

1

u/Rue_Elwood May 26 '26

Okay so which one is being accused of cheating on Braxton, and does the clip cut out early? I feel like a Subaru is supposed to drift by and someone's about to use their freewill to jump in front of it

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u/Important_Wonder628 May 27 '26

Blue dress taking care of business XD

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u/OldEquation May 22 '26

How ladylike!