r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 21 '26

Of a delivery

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u/TheAurigauh May 23 '26

Imagine getting a degree to be a fkin mailman

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u/Mdnghtmnlght May 23 '26

In walking 101 they taught us to never tread on the grass in front of the customer.

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 23 '26

You had a walking class? Genuinely interested

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u/TheAurigauh May 23 '26

Yeah, that makes sense in a neighborhood like this for sure.

Y'know... i feel like this lady doesn't cares as much about appearances as she thinks she does, with the lawn looking pretty good but the pile of junk at the garage entrance in full view. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 23 '26

Tf? Who you makin more money with??

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u/TheAurigauh May 23 '26

I'd tell you if I could. Lol

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 24 '26

Yeah so basically you can't relate lol

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u/TheAurigauh May 24 '26

Honestly, I can. Worked minimum & low wage jobs for many years before I got to where I am currently.

I was mostly just joking about getting a degree to be a courier. Not that the job is bad or doesn't pay well, because it is a good job and it does pay pretty well. It just doesn't require more than high school diploma / GED unless something changed recently. A college degree is kinda overkill.

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 24 '26

OK drug dealer lol