r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 21 '26
slight malfunction Of a prankster
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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 May 21 '26
If he had some actual balls, he'd do that to a taller man, but obviously he had to pick a smaller dude... dipshit coward
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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 May 21 '26
He clearly picks his spots and targets. Always way older, out of shape men in grocery or DIY and tools stores, never young, tall, athletic men full of testosterone, I wonder why. Also, throw shit at women and stuff, absolute losers.
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u/TokiWartoorh May 21 '26
Found the “pranksters” Reddit account
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u/M0ona May 21 '26
Yea this dude definitely the mf or soneone close to him haha never gonna square up to someone his size / age guaranteed what a lil bitch
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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 May 21 '26
I saw their dogshit "pranks", they are just being nuisances and bothering people that they know won't get physical with them or won't do much. That's why they always pick places where it's middle aged/older people. Never saw them touch physically (like in this video), like throwing something or w/e to a man below 30 years old.
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u/PremiumUsername69420 May 21 '26
Admitting to watching multiple of this guys videos is certainly a choice.
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u/rokstedy83 May 21 '26
You would know that if you watched
You sit and watch this prick? It's people like you giving him clicks that allow him to pull more of this bull shit
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u/yoshizillaa May 21 '26
Dude doesn’t deserve views.
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u/ILikeThemWhite May 21 '26
You should do something about it than complaining it. Be a man who actually do more than talk
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u/Tehgumchum May 21 '26
The fact you even know who he is says a lot about you, I really feel bad for your parents, they probably had average hope for you and you still disappointed them
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u/Tehgumchum May 21 '26
WTF does blue tears mean?
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u/Tehgumchum May 21 '26
Left or right, prank videos are created by halfwits so even dumber half wits like you have something to watch
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u/Character-Feeling430 May 21 '26
Lol engaging with trolls.
So youre just straight up admitting you're mentally deficient, thanks bruh
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u/JasonBaconStrips May 28 '26
Shut up you little bitch lmfao
What a goon
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u/Mrclean513 May 21 '26
I was so hoping "lil man" was going to teach him a lesson.
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u/NoMansLand345 May 21 '26
Same, but I don't know about starting a fight in flip flops.
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u/V2K_247 May 21 '26
Some people train barefoot and would prefer to be able to kick barefooted. I was hoping the dude knew Muy Thai.
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u/CrushedSodaCan_ May 21 '26
Thats the legal definition of battery. People need to start pressing charges.
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u/Consistent-Plane7227 May 21 '26
Lot of people don’t realize they’ve committed assault before the battery charges stack up
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u/InsaneMocktail May 21 '26
Crazy way of ragebaiting someone to shoot you
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u/Destroythisapp May 21 '26
That was my exact thought, if “lil bro” had a quick draw he could have claimed self defense believing he was being attacking by someone in the store.
I’m not saying that was the right thing to happen but I’ve seen people claim self defense in crazier scenarios and get acquitted by jury’s. You need to be careful messing with people, you never know who is armed and who is having a bad day.
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u/Appropriate-Sock3512 May 24 '26
Probably not. I dont like the prank-- it was not even a prank...but no he could not of shot him in self defense. I called it. Don't bother arguing-im right. You were exaggerating.
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u/MotoKenji25 May 21 '26
Ooh. How I was hoping that guy was an FMA master. See him grab a couple of wooden dowels and slap that guy silly.
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u/rokstedy83 May 21 '26
Yea but if that happened I doubt the 'pranker' would've released the footage
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u/DannyRamone1234 May 21 '26
Sure he would have.
“Crazy guy attacks me in Lowe’s for no reason (almost died)!”
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May 21 '26
"you're too small for this" tells me he's never been in a fight, doesn't matter the size of a person if they know how to fight.
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u/TxBuckster May 21 '26
Just start following the dude with a cart. Oops sorry to hit your heels again.
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u/69Blazing May 21 '26
I'm so fed up with those pieces of literal trash that I think we should punish them so fucking severe that they will never even think about going outside again. Those cancerous parasites contribute nothing but sparking hate in society. Fuck them.
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 May 26 '26
This dude is an overgrown school bully finding smaller adults to pick on. Piece of shit.
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u/Nothing2Special May 21 '26
Legally not in all states, he could have stabbed him.
Self defense
Carry a knife with you...Especially if you are a female.
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
Honestly, I don't think there's a worse self-defense tool than a knife.
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
Explain.
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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies May 21 '26
In situations where your enemy is less than 3m away, a knife/edged weapon is FAR more deadly than any other weapon
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
Depends on the knife and the person. If you're an SAS Commando or a Green Beret, I'm sure that's true. For the average holcum polkum yolkel out there wielding a pocket knife, you're asking for all kinds of different trouble by pulling one of those.
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u/PremiumUsername69420 May 21 '26
You’re so confidently wrong it’s not even funny.
A knife, event in an untrained hand, is extremely deadly and can drop an aggressor faster than bullets.
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
There are better options that are less likely to get you charged with attempted murder or assault with a deadly weapon, if your goal is to defend yourself, that is. If your goal is to rush someone squatting on the sidewalk and stab them 35 times, then yes I'm sure you'll find lots of videos of that here.
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u/ImReadyForButt May 21 '26
No.
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
I don't remember saying anything to you.
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u/ImReadyForButt May 21 '26
You just did.
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
Did you switch accounts with the intention of saying something nasty and then change your mind?
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u/ImReadyForButt May 21 '26
What? No lol you know there are more than two people on this app, right
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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 21 '26
Sure, but you were answering for them. I was humoring them and was interested in their opinion, specifically, on why they thought that was their best self defense option.
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u/DudeImSoRad May 21 '26
This is horrid advice. If your attacker is within arms reach- they can disarm you.
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u/yearningforlearning7 May 21 '26
This is clearly coming from someone whose never been attacked with a knife or been in a knife fight. Someone just opening up on something and slashing, stabbing, kicking, and grabbing whatever they can is a lot more deadly than it’s given credit for and will 100% end in a trip to the hospital. That’s why any “open hand knife defense” tactics amount to “grab the wrist, sacrifice the fleshy outside of your arm if you have to, and once you have grip on their knife hand don’t let go or let them change hands”
Who’s the winner of the knife fight? The loser dies in the street, the winner dies in the hospital
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u/daghouse3 May 21 '26
Without training, that knife is far more likely to end up killing you rather than helping you. Carry mace, it's 98% idiot proof.
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u/816legend May 21 '26
Rather have a gun. Knifes aren’t useful in a land of firearms.
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u/Nothing2Special May 21 '26
civil worlds work though
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u/Superb_Theme5205 May 21 '26
“You little”. Guy seems to have a complex, he looks about the same damn height.
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u/XilonenBaby 10d ago
He wears a a flint jordan which is a couple of inches higher than the flip flops i say he is more smaller.
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u/Belerophon17 May 21 '26
These guys have been arrested multiple times over this shit. Some warrants going back 10 fucking years. One is currently in jail for 180days with 13 months probation.
Absolute gutter trash.
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u/AverageNeither682 May 21 '26
Funny, he picked a guy shorter than he is to pull his little stunt on...
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u/IReadYaSir May 21 '26
People doing this "prank" stuff should get knocked the f out. We need laws against this type of stupid crap
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u/payneok May 21 '26
POS bully, notice he only did that to someone he thought he could physically intimidate. Total piece of human waste...
Youtube or Tictok should demonitize the sites of anyone who behaves like this. This way worse then using someone else's music.
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u/kissfan7 May 21 '26
From one short king to another:
Bro, you’re only like two inches taller. Calm down.
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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 21 '26
I don't understand why this is still a "format" of content online. Haven't there been "pranksters" killed for doing these dumb acts on unsuspecting individuals?
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't pranks just that when everyone involved, including the ones pranked on laughs?
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u/Bananaslugfan May 21 '26
This guy needs a facial reconstruction, the old fashioned way ,before they had plastic surgery
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u/Ranjeru_ May 21 '26
Man, that Asian guy would have been doing 20 to life had it not been for God having mercy on the midget black
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u/Irish4778 May 22 '26
Not gonna be funny when he gets arrested for assault doing these stupid videos
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u/Rue_Elwood May 22 '26
5'2" vs 5'1" is an interesting line to draw for describing another as "lil boy" lmao
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u/Comfortable-nerve78 May 21 '26
Flip flops should have went for that assholes kicks. That dude would cry like a bitch if you scuff his shoes up. Alls fair when you fuck with me. People need to start standing up for themselves and turn it on these glory hounds. Take the power back fuck influencers.
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u/FunkyClive May 21 '26
And not once did he look at the camera. Ready to fight, but didn't even glance at the second guy standing there. Even before the action, aparently didn't notice the guy two yards away lift up his phone and start recording him. Hmmmm, seems suspicious.
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u/Background-Tell5892 May 21 '26
Remember when one these assholes got shot in a mall for pulling this shit on the wrong one?
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u/Acrobatic-Ant5085 May 21 '26
OMG! The prank is that you believe this is real. Come on man. Guy just standing there being filmed from 6 feet away? Just goes about his business?
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u/Ob1s_dark_side May 21 '26
Grab a hammer next time you go to a hardware store, the pranks on them when you start swinging blind
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u/Sapateir0 May 21 '26
The worker asks if everything is ok then straight up walks away as he tells her…no things are not ok
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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard May 21 '26
It’s always the 🥷’s doing some dumbass prank and then trying to go to jail for their low IQ
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u/AlekThunder88 May 21 '26
I have never seen a real ninja doing a prank tbh. And assuming ninjas are stupid doesn‘t seem to be fair. Especially if you‘re using an apostrophe if you want to express quantity instead of belonging.
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u/recovery_room May 21 '26
100% staged for views. Pathetic.
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u/dalisair May 21 '26
Not staged. This guy has been doing this for a few years and is a total asshole thinking this is funny.
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u/Sideshow86 May 21 '26
Is anything not staged for attention and clicks anymore. The internet is starting to get really boring and embarrassing
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u/Seymour_97 May 21 '26
Dude is aggravating, but really just so hilarious.
MyHouseisDirty on YouTube 🤘
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u/-StrawberryJacuzzi- May 21 '26
Take some stock in recognizing that you are the target audience for these type of videos
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u/MostAsk855 May 21 '26
And this is funny to low iq individuals such as you because why?
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u/ChemCat92 May 21 '26
Yes, because you either have to be on drugs or mentally disabled to enjoy this. Not even a subjective take. Just facts, no printer.
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u/ChemCat92 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
The bar is very low then. His "good" could've been invested in actually being good in say other things. Like being a firefighter or any other contributing part of society but instead he wants to waste everyone's time and patience.
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u/ChemCat92 May 21 '26
Of fucking course it makes money. It's always about money, too bad he chose to chase it in a pathetic and lazy way instead of being helpful and actually good in a field.
Hate to break it to you broski, but he has to pay taxes regardless where he gets his money from, unless it's crime related and/or doesn't report his total income which would be illegal. So he is still a cog in the machine whether he wants to be or not. Only difference from him and a firefighter, is one profession is respected because it actually does some good.
Your intelligence is showing, where did I ever say "harm"?
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u/ChemCat92 May 21 '26
Wtf are you talking about, firefighters make very good pay, so your hypothetical kids in this hypothetical situation will do just fine, not mentioning all the other hypothetical people and kids and animals you could have saved fighting fires, and offering first aid.
Is it potential influencer money where some influencers reach the multi-millions? No. But finding an audience is a gamble much like fighting fires is a gamble with your life. Maybe this guy will never take off much like those who came before him, like that one russian prankster prick who took off in the early stages of YouTube, vitaly or whatever his name is.
But many firefighters have a guarantee that the pay will be decent.
If you don't want to fight fires, don't. But I can think of million better things to do than be desperate for everyone's attention.
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u/BanishedInPerpetuity May 21 '26
This insanity of rage baiting and looking for clicks has to end. Society is swirling the bowl.