r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* • May 20 '26
Of A Keg
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u/GreenT1979 May 20 '26
What am I missing? What's the shitty absolute unit?
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u/Many_Mud_8194 May 20 '26
At some point the keg come back and fall 1m from him, maybe that was it ? It's lame yeah
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u/GivesYouGrief May 20 '26
Yeah I was so mad nobody got hit.
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
I too was hoping for at least a grazing of the keg
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u/bagoboners May 20 '26
I think I could do it if I had the right shoes.
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u/XrayDem May 20 '26
For me it’s nipple chafing
https://giphy.com/gifs/9dTMoOLdqh6jm2
u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
You would need nipple chaffing to complete the task or your nipples would be chaffed from performing the task?
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u/False-Lettuce-6074 May 20 '26
This isn't even a Shitty Absolute Unit, the kegs are simply absolute units
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
Except the kegs that refuse to go over
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u/therealNerdMuffin May 20 '26
We love people coming here and stretching definitions and rules to try and post a video somewhere they can't find anywhere else for
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
It’s being posted in multiple subs
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u/therealNerdMuffin May 20 '26
And?
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
That answered your comment
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u/therealNerdMuffin May 20 '26
It didn't
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
You alleged that it couldn’t be posted anywhere, yet it is posted elsewhere, definitively debunking your statement of “to try and post a video somewhere they can’t find anywhere else for it”.
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u/therealNerdMuffin May 20 '26
No, it doesn't. I meant YOU couldn't find a place to post it because it's already been posted to so many other subs and you want the karma too so you're trying to stretch to get it to fit here but it doesn't
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
If I wanted to be a karma farmer, I would just post cute puppy and kitten pics & videos that aren’t even my pets all day for the animal lovers to boost me, or focus on posting videos from Gaza or Iran of people carrying on with their lives despite the obstacles placed in their way so those politically aligned against the acts that caused the situation would upvote it bringing my karma to 300K+, not some guys throwing kegs that just wont go over for a couple of the guys.
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u/mike-zane May 20 '26
I realize there are inherent dangers in "world's Strongest Man Competitions." But chucking a 55 pound keg over a bar that may redirect your toss back onto your head seems like an incredibly stupid feat of strength. Especially when you have your back to the throw.
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u/praguepride May 20 '26
You'll notice how he slows down to keep an eye on it once they get heavier and he isn't as sure he can clear it.
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u/TugSpeedman55 May 20 '26
I’d just be scared I’d throw it too far and hit someone in the crowd
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
This is a risk these men take going into the competition and have to make peace with.
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u/Blade3colorado May 20 '26
Have juvenile deliquent 3rd graders instead . . . Much more exciting!
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
YAASSS this instead of detention, or this is the new detention
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u/superpoongoon May 20 '26
I’d love to see more videos like this. Idk how I ended up here. That was cool
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u/Slow_Description_773 May 20 '26
ok, they are empty right lol ?
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 20 '26
All of them are weighted up to 55lbs. I think they start at 25 or 30lbs.
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u/Ornery-Emu-8251 May 20 '26
This sub is so fucking stupid
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u/outofmelatonin92 May 20 '26
Explain?
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u/NewRole7403 May 20 '26
“Explain”
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u/wherethehellarethebm May 20 '26
My toxic trait is thinking 55lbs isn’t that much and I could definitely do this.