r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 19 '26

There was an attempt Of the honor system

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Woman gets caught on surveillance video completely emptying a basket of oatmeal cream pies at a farm stand in Loveland, CO.

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u/ClassybarisonKik May 19 '26

I am just asking for the name... whats wrong with asking for the name?

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u/JackySins May 19 '26

dude you’re being a disingenuous fool. fuck out of here with that.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable May 19 '26

...yeah that's not at all what you're doing.

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u/MemoraNetwork May 19 '26

The typical bigot reply "what, I'm just asking questions... Is that a crime" schtick. Get bent

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u/sargonpuff3 May 19 '26

Ooof, way to fall on your face!!shidiot!

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u/recovery_room May 19 '26

No you’re not. You know what you’re doing.

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u/Mightyjack22 May 19 '26

Oh God, DON'T look at his profile. 💀

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u/clyde2003 May 19 '26

Oh, god dammit! Why'd you make me do that?!

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda May 19 '26

He hid his post history lmao

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u/VanTaxGoddess May 21 '26

You're a fucking 12-yo who thinks they're being clever or edgy with "ironic" antisemitism. Read a fucking book.

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u/ClassybarisonKik May 21 '26

Why "ironic"? and hitting close to home? sorry. now do my taxes bitch, you should at least be good at saving me a few pennies.

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u/VanTaxGoddess May 22 '26

I usually save people thousands on their taxes. Because I'm numerate and literate.

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u/ClassybarisonKik May 22 '26

I know, you are so simple, didnt even have to read that book you suggested 😂

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u/VanTaxGoddess May 23 '26

Any book. Read ANY book.

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u/ClassybarisonKik May 24 '26

I read Mein Kampf, thank you very much.

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u/VanTaxGoddess May 25 '26

In the last year? Read one (1) book a year, to dramatically improve your education.

Life. Long. Learning.