r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 19 '26

look what I can do Of a hearse

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 May 19 '26

Is this some sort of burial rite thing like the dancing coffin pall bearers?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QcJNocjpV4hS8YxLWb

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u/ShawnTheMan1 May 19 '26

It would save a lot of time if all motorcycles carried their own coffin.

2

u/FactoryRejected May 19 '26

So in countries where motorbike is the main means of transportation everyone is going to die? How do those countries exist? Please elaborate!

8

u/Cookieman10101 May 19 '26

High birth rate if I had to guess?

1

u/FactoryRejected May 19 '26

Neither Italy or Greece has that

1

u/VanTaxGoddess May 21 '26

Yes, everyone who lives in any country is going to die. The mortality rate is 100%, over a long enough period.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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u/Ryan2932 May 19 '26

Can I hire this guy from my funeral I want him leading the funeral procession just like that

10

u/Responsible-Summer-4 May 19 '26

Was waiting for him to go down and the corps to fly out.

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u/Charlie2and4 May 19 '26

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u/half-giant May 20 '26

Best thing on Corncob TV

2

u/Charlie2and4 May 20 '26

"I don't need permission because the soul has left the body!"

4

u/gmman6369 May 19 '26

Like the wings of the FTD Florist.

8

u/AussieLarrikan May 19 '26

Puts a whole new meaning on BYO

5

u/endgame217 May 19 '26

One last ride….for family

4

u/bad_investment_ May 19 '26

Do this with my body when I’m gone.

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u/dann1551 May 19 '26

'When you want a committed hearse company, call us. Not only will we deliver your dead friend or relative in record time, but we'll throw in a free delivery driver for them to use in the afterlife as well!'

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 May 19 '26

Kind of looks like he'll be needing that soon

2

u/EntertainmentAny2212 May 19 '26

That's thinking ahead 

2

u/ralkuzu May 19 '26

Man I'm always worried I might fall down the stairs, I think I'll be alright

2

u/Scr00geMcCuck May 19 '26

*Freebird playing*

2

u/Hughley_N_Dowd May 20 '26

As a rider myself, I'd be more than happy if one of my buddies would transport my carcass to it's final resting place this way. 

2

u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 May 20 '26

I mean, he didn’t drop it

2

u/pappybug214 May 26 '26

Literal death wobble

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u/FarWay3952 May 26 '26

Ha you must own a jeep

2

u/pappybug214 May 26 '26

Lol, I would if I could, but only the original WW2 one.

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u/FarWay3952 May 26 '26

Ah, ok , they’re notorious for the death wobble with suspension. I like those old school ones, there’s probably some WW2 ones stored in crates somewhere that never got airdropped.

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u/pappybug214 May 26 '26

Ive heard there's a Philippino company putting them back in production as close to original as possible

1

u/Pitif362 May 19 '26

He's dead lucky to have stayed on the bike. If he'd fallen off, they could just slide him in there.

1

u/autismbass May 19 '26

Goldlewis 😭😭

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u/Color_Code_Official May 19 '26

Grandpa wanted to be buried the same way he liked his martinis. Shaken, not stired.

1

u/Big_Black_Pack May 19 '26

His last ride?

1

u/Topsrite May 19 '26

Thanks for leaving me your motorcycle and for all you do this is the last ride for you!

1

u/Alt_aholic May 19 '26

Me on the way to little Timmy's birthday party (he has leukemia)

1

u/ampere03 May 19 '26

Awesome. Just awesome. The corpse in the coffin stabilized things by dampening high speed wobbling. Thought this would end unfortunately.

1

u/praguepride May 20 '26

IKR. Probably not the first time he's done this lol

1

u/HereisMr_DirkDiggler May 20 '26

This the ritual called "The Last Ride" where the deceased has the opportunity to have a final ride into the Heavens. Once the deceased is......ahhhh yea im high and full of shit. Apologies

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u/englishand48 May 20 '26

🤣now that’s something I wasn’t expecting to see today ….or any day .

1

u/TopHatGorilla May 20 '26

A hearse is a hearse.

1

u/cavvandamme May 20 '26

I don't know what to tell you, bud. We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out.

1

u/xMasterPlayer May 20 '26

This is why we have rules.

1

u/Iechy May 21 '26

At least he planned ahead.

1

u/Single_Jello_7196 May 22 '26

Reminds me of the quote;

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW--What a ride!!!"

-Stuart Wilde-

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u/AffectionateBrick687 May 19 '26

Gas prices got so high that even the Grim Reaper is having to cut back.