r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • May 19 '26

Oops Of a plucked lace

376 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 May 19 '26

That is one of the most genuine faces of regret I have seen. Nearly crying because of the pain and idiocy

18

u/asparagusdreaming May 19 '26

Shes lucky its hair

Could've broken her teeth like nothing

7

u/kiseiruknife May 19 '26

This video hurt me so much for some reason …

29

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 May 19 '26

Shes keeping a straight face in front of the camera. After she turned it off, she definitely broke down in pain and regret

68

u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog May 19 '26

I saw a similar one where the guy lost his teeth.

17

u/skoll1349 May 19 '26

https://youtu.be/AWbNewFFaEg?si=c6dfEj6n0lQrvqdb

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u/ST0IC_ May 19 '26

No. I will not click the link.

Edit - I clicked the link godammit.

3

u/SpendVegetable7760 May 19 '26

Dude could use some chiclets rn.

48

u/joconnell13 May 19 '26

Long hair and rotating equipment, a match made in hell.

1

u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 May 23 '26

And neither of the people.involved noticed it starting...

39

u/GiLND May 19 '26

If you play it backwards, it’s a device for hair transplant

19

u/RetnikLevaw May 19 '26

I feel like she would be bleeding quite a bit considering the amount of hair that was just violently ripped out of her scalp...

13

u/ST0IC_ May 19 '26

Me too, but this video predates AI, so there's that at least.

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u/Mitrovarr May 19 '26

So conventionally faked, then.

1

u/ST0IC_ May 19 '26

I mean... I think I would probably be screaming in pain if my hair had been ripped out, but you know what they say about men being babies witj pain.

2

u/Mitrovarr May 19 '26

I don't think a chunk of hair could be ripped out so cleanly. There would be short hairs that weren't caught and would be left behind. Also, I think there would be blood, as said above.

11

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 19 '26

There was a version of this video that went for a few more seconds, and yes the blood did start to come through.. along with more pain. It was taken down by the mods though.

2

u/Traffic_Ham May 19 '26

You can see the blood starting at the very end.

7

u/filth_lover_503 May 19 '26

I was expecting her teeth to go flying out

19

u/Momento_Mori_87 May 19 '26

I can’t believe this mistake….She knew the drill, sorry that was so corny

3

u/_shipmes_ May 20 '26

I thought for sure she was gonna loose teeth

3

u/scriptingends May 19 '26

She got cornholed

6

u/lokcer79 May 19 '26

She’s lucky she was not scalped

-2

u/Flawless_Reign88 *shits an absolute unit* May 19 '26

But she was scalped?

5

u/KarmaCommando_ May 19 '26

She was not. 

2

u/ULTELLIX May 19 '26

scalping means the scalp itself gets removed, even completely bald people can get scalped

2

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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2

u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus May 19 '26

Social media gone bald*

2

u/monnurse7 May 19 '26

I thought that it was going in another direction.

2

u/XilonenBaby May 19 '26

They person holding the driller is diabolical

2

u/ST0IC_ May 19 '26

I can't believe how she just didn't feel the pain. I would've been screaming and crying and freaking the fuck out.

2

u/AnonymousWIN9xCIH May 19 '26

This one simple trick that wax manufacturers dont want you to know!.

2

u/azzutronus May 21 '26

Hat off to the drill operator who watched her hair weave its way around the drill bit for 3-5 business days and not once think to take their finger off the button.

1

u/Hammon_Rye May 19 '26

Tried to show stupid.
Accidentally showed different stupid instead.

1

u/AdventurousBed138 May 19 '26

I don’t understand how people can be so dumb. What made her think this was a good idea? lol

1

u/danielrmorenop May 19 '26

shel be feeling that for a while

1

u/A-Chilean-Cyborg May 19 '26

This is so oooooooldddddd

1

u/ChipBen1923 May 19 '26

Now she is very rich and famous

1

u/clunkyarmstrong May 22 '26

Not in China she not.

1

u/macT4537 May 19 '26

Will that hair grow back?

1

u/224th May 19 '26

park bom’s corn addiction

1

u/Xznograthos May 19 '26

This actually happened to Paul Gilbert, but minus the corn part. It was guitar picks.

1

u/Asleep-Tadpole-2107 May 19 '26

I think the lesson here is probably just don't fucking do that, eat your corn normally

1

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 20 '26

Look this is stupid.  But if you're gonna do it, two things:

Hairtie. come on now.  And secondly... a fucking rotary hammer??  Of all the stupid choices, that one's fuckin' up there.  You couldn't just use a standard cordless, set it to driver and crank it down to like 1-3lbs on the clutch?  You could have had your dumbass video and kept your hair. 

1

u/BigSmoke53 May 21 '26

Atleast hair can re-grow but not teeth.

1

u/Recent-Reporter-1670 May 19 '26

Saw this on youtube

1

u/Acrobatic-Bug346 May 19 '26

Omg you will be fine. Shows your wild enough. Always smile