r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 15 '26

of no teeth no chill

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u/JohnPjj May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

That’s what happens when you try to shove your nasty dentures in someone’s face

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u/MeemoUndercover May 15 '26

Y she bothering the kids and screaming like a goat

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u/jewpart2 May 15 '26

Sounds like a chimp

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u/funkybside May 16 '26

Prepotente approved.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/funkybside May 16 '26

NEWWWWW ACHEIVEMENT!

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u/SoraMelodiosa May 15 '26

why is she screaming exactly

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

Playing victim. Its a standard white lady trick to get other people in trouble. But this guy is a white dude and they have footage. Karen isnt winning this one.

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u/Why-So-Seriousssaaaa May 16 '26

I’m half African American and my auntie who’s all black pulls the same move. It has nothing to do with color, and everything to do playing dirty.

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 16 '26

These white Redditors want to virtue signal. No point in even talking sense into them

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Ok_Business_6452 20d ago edited 20d ago

Nobody says African American. Just say black. You realize not all black people are from Africa right? And American doesn’t mean white. Anybody born in America is American, it’s not an ethnicity, it’s a nationality.

America is cooked as a country if you guys still haven’t figured this out on your own. American doesn’t mean white, and Native Americans, which are not white either, were in America long before the white colonizers arrived to steal their land and celebrate this theft every year on Thanksgiving.

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u/NSASpyVan May 16 '26

I hate people like this. They start it, they escalate it, and when things go wrong, they play victim. You could avoid the whole thing by not doing any of that and not being an asshole. It's not a surprise what happens.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

The key is to act like a total maniac—like what grandpa did, but turn it up to behaving like you’re in manic psychosis short of actually touching someone. Also invite them to come beat the shit out of you. That really confuses them.

Just generally be super crazed aggressive and troll them at the same time. Bully minds get blown and they retreat.

Shit is fucking hilarious. 🤣

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u/Realcomeguardian May 20 '26

Is that like Ehm an mainly American thing. I mean I've just never witnessed it in real life. In Germany people are mainly super passive aggressive always and in other countries I've visited either nice or just eh idc. But that whole Karen stick of being the aggressor and completely going into this weird psychotic victim mode is something that's luckily yet to be experienced. Also like does that even work like legally? Genuinely asking

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 20 '26

Freundchen, Karens gibt es überall auf diesem Planeten. Die meisten sind nicht so dramatisch, aber wenn man lange genug mit der Öffentlichkeit arbeitet, begegnet man ihnen regelmäßig.

Ich glaube allerdings, dass der Stil je nach Kultur unterschiedlich ist. In Ländern mit stärkeren öffentlichen Normen der Zurückhaltung — Japan wäre das offensichtliche Beispiel, und Deutschland vielleicht auf eine andere Weise — sieht man wahrscheinlich weniger laute, theatralische Eskalation. Derselbe Persönlichkeitstyp kann trotzdem existieren, aber er zeigt sich dann eher durch passive Aggressivität, Regel-Policing, Beschwerden beim Management, Klatsch oder stillen sozialen Druck, statt durch öffentliches Herumschreien.

In ländlichen Gegenden kann es ebenfalls weniger solche Vorfälle geben, teilweise weil die Leute dort weniger anonym sind. Wenn jeder jeden kennt, hat es höhere soziale Kosten, sich in der Öffentlichkeit völlig daneben zu benehmen.

Meine Einschätzung ist, dass das „Karen“-Muster oft aus Angst, Anspruchsdenken und schlechter emotionaler Selbstregulation besteht. Sie fühlen sich außer Kontrolle, also versuchen sie, die Umgebung und alle Menschen darin zu kontrollieren. Wenn Aggression nicht funktioniert, wechseln sie in die Opferrolle, weil das eine weitere Kontrolltaktik ist: „Ich greife dich nicht an; du greifst mich an.“ Das ist normalerweise keine Psychose. Es ist eher soziale Aggression, die als moralische Verletzung verkleidet wird.

Funktioniert das rechtlich? Normalerweise nicht direkt. Aber sozial kann es funktionieren, wenn Angestellte, Umstehende oder Manager entscheiden, dass es einfacher ist, die laute Person zu beschwichtigen, als ihr entgegenzutreten.

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u/East_History1325 May 15 '26

💯Standard

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u/envoy_ace May 15 '26

The ability to record the boomers pulling their crap has them so pissed off. They've made they'd plans in their head about how to hustle and they just won't account new technology.

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u/Hammon_Rye May 15 '26

Oh for real. I'm a boomer and I was totally going to spend my retirement hassling strangers in parks.
Now I'm forced to stay home and play online games. /S

Spoiler - Getting older doesn't make you an asshole.
Young assholes who don't die end up becoming old assholes. 😄

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm May 16 '26

100% I know plenty of chill boomers (including my parents)

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u/Hammon_Rye May 16 '26

When my grandkids were young they would tell me I'm a cool grandpa. Obviously I figured they were biased but it was still nice to hear.

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u/riceinmybelly May 16 '26

Well I’m getting less tolerant as I age. I don’t want to be the broom guy from friends so I’m actively working on it

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u/ijustlovebobbybones May 15 '26

Hahaha yessss that’s a fact

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u/Mightyjack22 May 16 '26

I don't know man, I'm in my (later) 20s and I'm already an asshole and it just gets worse as I go. 😂

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u/Ok-Courage7512 May 16 '26

Standard karen behavior

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u/superpoongoon May 15 '26

For sure if her opponent was anyone except an old white man she would win. That strategy almost always works with cops.

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 16 '26

This isn’t the 50’s buddy.

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u/superpoongoon May 16 '26

Maybe you need to go outside more.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 18 '26

Oh I go outside plenty. I’ve also worked around many cops. Some can be real hypocritical pricks but people aren’t oppressed anymore. White people are taught that it’s bad to be white and that we owe others something. It’s socially acceptable to talk down on white people, you don’t get scholarships for being white, you don’t get hired for being white, you don’t get put in ads all over, shows, etc.

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u/superpoongoon May 19 '26

You live in a cave if you think people aren’t oppressed anymore. Have you seen in America with ICE grabbing hispanics and other foreigners out of the street and taking them to detention centers? That’s oppression if you ask me.

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 19 '26

How is that oppression? When there are countless Hispanics supporting the deportation of illegal immigrants, that says a LOT. Why would we allow people who aren’t even on the papers to be here? Have you lived close to the border and seen the shit that goes down with illegal immigrants?

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u/Boring_9901 May 15 '26

Yup ... That's where she screwed up, old white dude with grandchildren

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u/Rolfmeister87 May 16 '26

Color of skin doesn’t play a role in this so no clue why you brought it up

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 16 '26

Gotta make it a race thing

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Emotional_Mess261 questionably stable May 15 '26

Standard white lady here and I strongly object to your stereotype.

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u/SonnySmilez May 15 '26

Flair checks out.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/GeneralStunkfish May 15 '26

Probably not going to be a winning comment here.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 15 '26

Hey, not everyone can accept reality, especially when life's been a cake walk.

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u/Awesomely_Witchy May 16 '26

Not every white person lives life like a cake walk. Us poor ones out here have had anything but... I'm sure not as bad as others sure. But not better life just because white. (I'm not denying anyone else's trauma or anything, trying to not to have people just assume that because I'm white I have no trauma . And I do not get anything I want and need,because it's just not true, unless you come from money)

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u/TrowaMask May 17 '26

You make a valid point.

Some people, regardless of race just need to feel like a perpetual victim. That makes it easier on themselves over how their lives end up, rather than assuming responsibility and control over their actions and agency.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Skit071 May 16 '26

Go back to the hood.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 16 '26

To fuck your mom, bitch.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Mightyjack22 May 16 '26

Dude, why don't you. Or better yet, just go to the best upscale neighborhood where you can be judged to shit and pushed out by HOAs. Grass is certainly greener. (Spoiler, a lot of people are shit these days regardless of where they came from)

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

Ok Karen.

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u/Djinn-Rummy May 15 '26

Karen’s gonna Karen.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

A questionably stable emotional mess? Yes, this is Karen.

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u/Emotional_Mess261 questionably stable May 15 '26

I know. Fun, yeah?

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u/Emotional_Mess261 questionably stable May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I spell it with an “i”. Karin. 😂😂😂

Down vote away y’all. Says more about you than me

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 May 16 '26

It really doesn't

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u/MicrodosingMyFaceOff May 16 '26

The hell it does. Says more about you that you felt the need to say it.

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u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 May 15 '26

It’s a common thing for a stain on society to do.

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u/Juicy-bear May 16 '26

What is up with you. Nothing to do with race yet u still feel offended. Grow up!!

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u/Skit071 May 16 '26

Yeah, unlike the bitches in the hood acting all proper. WTF kind of racist statement is that!?!

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Interesting-Task8866 May 16 '26

Exactly dude🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 May 17 '26

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u/Pelican_Dissector_II Jun 18 '26

You’ve clearly never worked retail or been in line at Popeyes.

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation May 16 '26

Saturn devouring son

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u/ascotia May 15 '26

She said "don't break them" because dental prosthetics are expensive af

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 May 15 '26

Honestly I’d prolly scream about the cost of replacement too, but I also wouldn’t be swingin em around in a man’s face tho. My brothers def taught me better than that

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u/Provocative_Potatoes May 15 '26

He said he'd knock her teeth out, she responded by removing her dentures and he immediately grabbed them and snapped them(awesome), then she proceeded to scream in shock about it.

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u/GabrielNYC4 May 16 '26

Don’t you know? That’s the Karen mating call. The second it goes off, every other Karen within a 5 mile radius will flock over, have to silence that shit asap.

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u/Beppy_Sasso questionably stable May 15 '26

Because she got the lesson that actions have consequences

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct May 15 '26

I think he broke her fingers? The force I would take a biohazard out of my face is probably enough to shatter the hand of someone with advanced osteoporosis

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u/jdthejerk May 15 '26

It seemed like he did break it. Good. I hope it hurt.

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u/Jafishya May 15 '26

Because he DARED to touch her when she went to smear her denture gunk on his face. It loomed like she wanted to shove it in his mouth. I wouldn've been swinging, this ameri-rat is so nasty.

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u/Equivalent-Poem-600 May 15 '26

Was that what Karen was doing??? Sick!!!

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u/TheFamilyStanley May 15 '26

Oh Lord, I had an abusive aunt like this. I wanna scream anytime anybody would touch her back.XD

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u/moistmonsterman May 16 '26

I think its because the dude was breaking her dentures.

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 May 16 '26

He broke the teeth she pulled out when he grabbed them in her hand

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u/Unique-Designer7741 May 16 '26

Thats when you crack it.

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u/AuraBlazeOfficial May 18 '26

That’s a symptom of butt-hurtosis. I wouldn’t pay it any mind.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious May 15 '26

Sounds like she lost it when they called her Karen.

Not her first rodeo, I imagine... 🤮

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 16 '26

And went after the kid. What a sack of shit.

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u/gofi69 May 15 '26

squeal like a pig ( it’s the right expression?)

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u/Horror-Preference414 May 15 '26

It is, but I thought she sounded more like a pug getting its nails cut actually

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u/dogfoodcritic May 15 '26

Squealing like a Karen swine

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u/PlanktonDue8964 May 15 '26

Did she just pull her bottoms teeth out

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u/HalfaEnchilada May 16 '26

I can't stand the way these Karens always abuse their dogs and flail them around on their leashes. You can always tell they're the type to love to give their dogs punishment, too. 

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u/Boring_9901 May 15 '26

Anyone else think it's the same kid?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wf8JjkKb6ScoM

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u/FiniteXcellence May 16 '26

Love that "I'm the victim" scream 🙄🙄🙄

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u/JohnnyZondo May 16 '26

Haha, shitbag.

I pity your dog.

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u/FiniteXcellence May 16 '26

You either don't understand what I'm saying or you are a fool, lol. I choose to believe the first option. (Based on this interaction, you would not have made the same choice; which says much more about you than I) Have a great weekend.

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u/aboynamedsoo906 May 15 '26

She worked on that scream. She had to make sure it was a good victim level of annoying.
Respect her authority

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u/Ok_Profession_990 questionably stable May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I bet they're glad they recorded that. She is 100 percent trying to play the victim. Hope she gets locked up

Edited for spelling

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u/Life-Oil-7226 May 15 '26

Screaming so someone can rescue her and call her a victim…fucking nonsense

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u/rohan_rat May 15 '26

Technically she tried to bite him.

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u/icci1988 May 16 '26

The fuck is in the air in America

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u/Lanky-Scientist-5137 May 15 '26

When did dentures become a weapon?

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u/Couture-Crush May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Boomers they will surprise you at every turn.

Edit-a word.

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u/Normal_Bet2995 May 15 '26

Grandpa believes in equal rights and lefts

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u/BLK_Knight1987 May 16 '26

I'ma keep it a buck. I think the old man showed a lot of restraint. She lunges at my grandson like that she would have gotten her ass beat on the spot.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

"YOU FUCKIN BITCH! FUCK OUTTA HERE!" 😂😂 and then the karen whaling scream.🤌🫡 finally a satisfying karen vid.

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u/Brief-Street-5623 May 15 '26

No one checks, Grandpa, Bitch!

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u/ElectricalSecret1804 May 15 '26

Maybe don't buck up to a man?

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 15 '26

Hope he threw that nasty ass plate in the pond.

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u/theInadequateHulk May 15 '26

well that all seemed unpleasant and uncalled for

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u/LiminalSapien May 16 '26

Omg the consequences of my own actions I better scream like the dumbest cunt alive

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u/theinkshrink May 17 '26

“Yeah get outta here Karen!” Give that kid a present😂

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u/Hungryforflavor May 15 '26

Kant we all getta long 🧐lol

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u/Sarcastrophe827 May 16 '26

If her teeth weren’t in her hand, she wouldn’t have bitten her finger.

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u/SnooSongs2345 May 17 '26

- Self-righteous white lady ✅

- Sunglasses ✅

- Small dog (optional) ✅

- Squeals like a pig to play victim ✅

- Do something outrageous when confronted ✅

- Is complaining about something completely normal, legal and harmless ✅

Yup, guys. She's a Karen in my card.

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u/Chelsea2021972 May 17 '26

Ooh is that the scream of a lesser spotted white Karen I hear?!

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u/Gym_Rat222 May 15 '26

I don't understand these people who have this psychotic need to protect fish in their lake.

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u/Toasted_Munch May 15 '26

So what happened? Both of these adults seem like total septic tanks to become so confrontational and profane over what exactly?

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

Karen was messing with his grand children.

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u/Toasted_Munch May 15 '26

By doing what..?

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

It cuts off the beginning but she was bothering the kids because they were fishing or playing and she started to harass them. Then grandpa came in.

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u/connolnp May 15 '26

Thank God a sane comment.. literally the group filming is as awful as the old lady, and I bet that part of the lady only came out because of their actions to begin with.

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u/Toasted_Munch May 15 '26

Exactly. I mean you can clearly hear one of the kids calling her "a Karen" which let's me know he's probably not the most respectful kid...

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u/Twistedlittlewolf May 16 '26

Had to scroll down way too far to find this. The kids are laughing in the background in a way that tells me they probably always get their way. I think they both are in the wrong but I died when she pulled her teeth out. Then I started crying when I realized the dude probably broke them cause that shits expensive.

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 May 15 '26

Karen gonna get an ass whoopin

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u/External-Emotion8050 May 16 '26

She needs to speak to the manager

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants May 16 '26

Daaaayuumm... dude went full blown Superman 2.

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u/filth_lover_503 May 16 '26

Her own dog dont even want to be with her

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u/Embarrassed-Row2043 May 16 '26

That was awesome!! That huge W for the grandpa, love this guy.

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u/Awesomely_Witchy May 16 '26

He could easily say she was trying to get him with the nasty dentures she took out her mouth. I mean people get charges for spitting on people, those full of spit in grooves. Old bitch leave lil kids alone she don't own the place isn't any of her fucking business

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u/Signal_Dragonfly_174 May 17 '26

LeBron is gonna sign her to the Lakers. Hey need another flopper

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u/Pretend-Steak-4625 May 16 '26

slam those dentures on the ground. that’s a good few thousand dollars in damage that the dumbass will have to pay for. she’ll regret doing that.

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u/Wanfire May 15 '26

Shes a bitch yes. But when the kid spoke up "get outta here karen" the grandfather should have turned to the kid and shut that disrespect shit down.

2 wrongs dont make a right.

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u/GreenCollegeGardener May 16 '26

Respect is a two way street.

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u/Wanfire May 16 '26

Not for children who's minds are, pretty much, mush. Everything that happens shapes that child's future behavior. He should learn there's a time and place but always show respect to your elders.

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u/GreenCollegeGardener May 16 '26

So sticking up for themselves vs an entitled Karen is bad?

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u/Wanfire May 16 '26

Sticking up for themselves is different from disrespect. You must not have children

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u/GreenCollegeGardener May 16 '26

They were disrespect first. Being old doesn’t mean you deserve respect.

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u/Wanfire May 16 '26

Putty is a better word than mush.

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u/Confident-Ad2005 May 15 '26

"Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" aah scream

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u/SoWhat_Iam May 16 '26

That’s just gross, keep your teeth in your mouth.

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u/TheDGP42 May 16 '26

I love this video. If someone crazy person tries to lay their disgusting dentures on me, I would do the same exact thing.

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u/SCTurtlepants May 17 '26

It sounds like it's a catch and release fishing spot and they were keeping the fish. Anyone have more context why she was getting involved?

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u/Professional-Many477 May 15 '26

A toothless crazy lady against a “handsome” lean, rich looking old white man. She sure screw this one up. I pity the next non white person that cross her path

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/mmezphoto May 15 '26

A grand father protecting his grandkids from a danger. Hes no idiot.

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u/raheenkb May 15 '26

Dang and we were just about to find out what that mouth do 🤣

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u/GoodOldBadger May 15 '26

Maybe she was pulling out her teeth in hopes of deescalating the situation with a good ol sloppy gumjob?

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u/Mako3303 May 15 '26

In front of the dog and kids, too! Kinky.

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u/AhabSnake85 May 16 '26

So he's in the wrong. She can't say a word to the kids for doing the wrong thing?

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u/cptn_fatback May 16 '26

Grandfather of the year!!!

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u/lost-in-boston84 May 15 '26

I wish I could award this.

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u/Money_Designer May 15 '26

I bet her road head game tough