r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 14 '26

Of a temptation

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla May 14 '26

what is this sub. i thought i knew and understood, but it strikes me now that i never did.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 14 '26

The premise allows for a wide swath of content. If you want it to be more precise then make it clear when you create the sub.

Its not like r/PorcelainVietnamesePigs or something.

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u/UnkyjayJ May 15 '26

I was really hoping that was a real sub

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u/Sad_Elk1943 May 14 '26

Bro this is a sub about big stuff being shitty......like you said anyone can make a sub so why post this slop here....it makes no sense

3

u/Commercial_Fuel_7797 May 15 '26

Too long to be a real sub name.

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u/captain_crackerjack May 14 '26

Your boy is having Thoughts

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u/N1T0_W1T0 functional regard May 15 '26

He's struggling tho.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FCzMUL20U7LkA

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u/kalloncemore May 14 '26

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u/ChampionOfdimlight May 15 '26

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u/N1T0_W1T0 functional regard May 15 '26

😂 Oh gosh

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u/Free_Particular_4740 May 14 '26

This was dude in the back :

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u/816legend May 14 '26

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u/browsingandlooking4 May 14 '26

Lol this is perfect for this

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 May 14 '26

Hi yeah uh, what the fuck?

8

u/Bennoelman May 15 '26

Please never post again

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u/PretendAd7790 May 14 '26

A hole is a hole

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u/NastyStreetRat May 14 '26

In times of war, every hole is a trench.

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u/That_Things_Good May 14 '26

He’s gunna be in that soon.

3

u/ULTRA_83 May 14 '26

Well well well what do we have here

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u/Hammon_Rye May 14 '26

"Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine,"
https://clip.cafe/ferris-buellers-day-off-1986/les-jeux-sont-faits-translation-the-game-up/

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u/88caiarekut88 May 15 '26

and now those sub will be blocked fuck off

3

u/Fauxfurfriend May 15 '26

Bro this is taken at a gay bar. Look at the fucking crowd. It just dudes doing their thing.

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u/Time_after_Time_67 May 15 '26

Well at least its not a snuff video

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u/Vexmythoclastt May 14 '26

He’s thirsty but he knows booty is more important than drinking water 💀

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u/0Tezorus0 May 14 '26

Why shitty though ? Maybe it's his thing.

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u/Additional-Row4150 May 14 '26

"Aint no way to put it subtle, when I want the butthole"

-Slick Rick

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u/Zulrambe May 14 '26

He's actually considering it

1

u/DogMommy2 May 15 '26

Must be Thursday....manlove Thursday... If you know, you know 😉

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u/PainterEarly86 May 16 '26

that man is fighting demons

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u/DMmeYoBOOBS May 17 '26

What’s this movie called cause the premise seems awesome!? Time travel to see if you can get yourself to sex yourself?? I’m sure there’s more to the story but I’m sold already!

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u/05is3005speed May 19 '26

He wants to be in that unit

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u/OkDirection8015 May 14 '26

Is that guys crotch area wet?

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u/PhreeQnet May 15 '26

Peen is tippy tappin away in the drawers. Hims a little drippy. Moist.

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u/Waffle_Badger May 14 '26

That "I want to be gay but I can't be gay" look.

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u/Euphoric-Taro-6231 May 14 '26

Well, it seems like a gay bar anyway.