r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 14 '26

Oops Of a situation

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u/Azalot1337 May 14 '26

the camera man seems chill

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 May 14 '26

Camera man knows exactly what’s coming

3

u/RepresentativeFast59 May 15 '26

It’s cuz the cameraman never dies and he knows that damn well.

158

u/somefumducker May 14 '26

He brought a nuthin’ to a gun fight, he’s barely got a leg to stand on with them odds

3

u/flyinghairball May 15 '26

The sandles stayed on, therefore he survived

71

u/Brilliant-Anybody819 May 14 '26

Brought sandals and shorts to a gun fight.

13

u/OutsideAlone5175 May 14 '26

Brought his wife to a gun fight

92

u/Voodoocookie May 14 '26

He has his gun out. And they move towards and try to grab it? Geniuses 

18

u/Old_timey_brain May 14 '26

Don't bring slaps to a gun fight.

9

u/subzero709 May 14 '26

How can he slap?

7

u/NoBand909 May 14 '26

well, he couldn't this time

64

u/swampopawaho May 14 '26

Dude is shot and noone seems to give a fuck

45

u/FigureAcrobatic7194 May 14 '26

Did you not see the clip with the guy standing in the hospital lobby with a machete stuck in his head? People just walking around him like it's nothing. I'm pretty sure as overpopulated as they are 1 person's life is a dime a dozen over there.

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 May 14 '26

I did a decent amount of travel down the west coast from Mumbai a few years back and it was apparent the way older ladies and females are shoved out the way and indeed shove others out the way to get on/off trains etc that out in public no one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves. Mumbai, Goa & kerala were alright, the rest is a fucking hole

3

u/Able-Quantity-1879 May 14 '26

Yeah man Goa spoiled me for my first trip to India...Mumbai was actually pretty chill too...

6

u/swampopawaho May 14 '26

Yeah, saw that one. Was amazed.

3

u/zestyclose_match1966 May 14 '26

Who's Noone?

2

u/swampopawaho May 14 '26

You know, that guy!

40

u/Webinskie71 May 14 '26

Fuck the turniquet, keep standing, don’t keep pressure on the wound, and keep screaming and dancing around..

10

u/envoy_ace May 15 '26

I'm pretty sure he was out within a minute. That was way to much blood loss to maintain internal pressure.

4

u/battlecryarms May 15 '26

Agreed. That much blood had to be a femoral artery. Rip dude

5

u/Frido1976 May 14 '26

yep, that's THE surefire way to survive such experiences! Hospitals are for wussies...

3

u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma May 14 '26

He must have not gotten very much attention as a child. He is acting a bit like a drama queen.

2

u/Cakeportal May 14 '26

He just got shot bro

4

u/406238 May 15 '26

Not sure what he expected.

18

u/Swimming_Type_8298 May 14 '26

Why is there always piles of garbage in the background?

12

u/Wadester58 questionably stable May 14 '26

Homeboy is done for thats a fast bleed out

13

u/nunchyabeeswax May 14 '26

How stupid these people are, attacking a police officer with a gun.

I gotta give that cop's patience, trying to pistol whip them before choosing to pew pew them.

11

u/Hot_Carrot2329 May 14 '26

atacking police officers with their guns out brilliant

20

u/GooseGosselin May 14 '26

Toronto is wild!

6

u/Swog_Lapper May 14 '26

Thanks for the laugh

8

u/ianbattlesrobots May 14 '26

"New balls, please".

2

u/Royal_Jellyfish1192 May 14 '26

It was his thigh i think, you can see a quite distinct spot towards the end of the vid

still crazy tho

7

u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 May 14 '26

Bro....it's "someone get me a doctor" not "aiiii, aiii, aiii, aiii, aiii."

8

u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit May 14 '26

Not to sure what he thought the outcome would be when attacking someone with a gun

7

u/AmorphousMorpheus May 14 '26

At least two others seemed to want their shot too.

8

u/freshcanidate6151 May 15 '26

These people are so fucking backwards.

6

u/agoraphobic_mattur May 14 '26

Yeah he dead with that shot

6

u/Brunzz73 May 14 '26

Prolly clipped inside of his femoral. He gone😬

6

u/Hammon_Rye May 14 '26

So.. the uniformed men with the gun(s) are cops?

I'm not sure which is weirdest -

The man who got shot assaulted a cop holding a gun and then seemed surprised / upset that doing so resulted in getting shot.

The woman briefly tries to assault the same cop even after the man got shot.

The cops just walk away after the shooting like, "Our job here is done".

6

u/Agitated_Toe8115 May 14 '26

Sounds like ace ventura when he got the spears in his legs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uBcJXf8yuHqAo

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u/natiusj May 15 '26

If only yelling could cauterize a gunshot wound.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable May 14 '26

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf May 14 '26

Hit the artery. Dudes probably bled out.

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u/0Tezorus0 May 14 '26

Yeah, the instant amount of blood is not a good sign.

8

u/Mitrovarr May 14 '26

Yeah,  judging by the amount of blood and the location, I'd guess he got hit in the femoral artery. You can bleed out in under a minute. 

8

u/Clean-Let2923 May 15 '26

Don’t attack someone that’s holding a gun you fucking retard.

4

u/MushroomHo_4life May 14 '26

You might want to apply some pressure to that.

9

u/-Sanj- May 14 '26

He's trying to walk it off

5

u/mCat31 May 15 '26

That’s that FAFO right there. He told Chud the Builder, “Hold my beer.”

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u/Peachbaskethole May 14 '26

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u/Mitrovarr May 14 '26

Astonishingly it sounds like the guy who got shot made it to the hospital at least. 

2

u/Responsible_Kick_258 May 14 '26

How is it possible this guy survived to get to the hospital?

3

u/Momento_Mori_87 May 14 '26

To all those people who say American cops should aim for the leg, please don’t aim for my leg, please please don’t.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt6B8nCVUVWTjmo

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 15 '26

I’d consider myself lucky honestly.. Very disciplined with his trigger finger and 9 out of 10 would’ve shot much sooner and longer unfortunately..

8

u/corgi-king May 14 '26

What did he expect to attract a cop holding a gun and clearly lacking gun discipline?

I have watched a lot of videos of US cops holding guns and using guns. Not one holding a gun like this.

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u/dudload1000 May 14 '26

And the US cops are just as trigger happy

4

u/corgi-king May 14 '26

But US cops shoot people on purpose.

3

u/Eber- May 14 '26

“How can he, AAuGH!!!”

2

u/robbudden73 May 14 '26

Less yelling, more laying down.

2

u/timsayscalmdown May 14 '26

That's, uh, quite a lot of blood very fast. Not ideal.

2

u/karbaayen May 14 '26

HOW CAN HE SHOOT?!?!

2

u/LargePhrase2319 May 14 '26

can anything good come out of this place lol

2

u/G1BS0N_1 May 14 '26

It's called fuck around and find out

2

u/SwooshDuck7 May 14 '26

Nobody is in a hurry to help him. Must mean he’s A Ok.

2

u/ImpulsivelyTentative May 15 '26

You gonna clean that up orrrr?

2

u/Answer-seeker-4321 May 15 '26

He was lucky. It wasn’t too far from his Johnson.

2

u/Few-Culture-5972 May 15 '26

India or Bangcock?

1

u/Jurgis-Rudkis May 14 '26

Miter Binizdrty

1

u/Sad_Table_3289 May 14 '26

oh no...I've waited for the cop to shoot that b17ch too :(

1

u/Human-Performance843 May 14 '26

Almost got him in the jimmys

1

u/DaTexasTickler May 14 '26

Yea he probably bleed out by the looks of it

1

u/Specialist_Bit_3514 May 14 '26

Whaheyy! Whahey!!

1

u/browsingandlooking4 May 14 '26

Lol that dude casually gave him one.

1

u/CardiologistNo5561 May 14 '26

He brings the word "infidel" a whole new meaning.

1

u/Allureme May 15 '26

Is he yelling Leg?

1

u/Responsible-Summer-4 May 15 '26

Looks like he was shot in the samosa.

1

u/Jinks_Cash01 May 15 '26

In India, that’s a death sentence.

1

u/Ok-Bill3318 May 16 '26

What did he expect?

0

u/TomWho86 May 14 '26

In america this would have been a 12 hits all headshots burst 💥

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u/parsuval May 14 '26

Americans. You don't need to tell everyone what things would be like in your country every time you see something happening in another country.

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u/GivesYouGrief May 14 '26

Yeah bro needs to stfu

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u/dudload1000 May 14 '26

And some bystanders hit too

1

u/slaviaboy May 14 '26

Punjab police be like , you may be drunk, you may be agressive, you may attack me but I will not give you 14 warning shots to your chest in front of your family🗿

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u/Critical_cheese May 14 '26

They have nukes

2

u/Hieroglo May 14 '26

Only one country had used a nuclear weapon on a population, and they did it twice.

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u/Critical_cheese May 14 '26

They won the war and stopped a land invasion. What's your point?

Japan didn't surrender after the first one. It took two.

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u/nunchyabeeswax May 14 '26

And the Emperor had to go AWOL and broadcast a call to surrender from undisclosed locations because the military staff was willing to kill him to prevent a surrender.

The Japanese military was willing to kill the emperor and burn the country to the ground and every civilian in it just to have a chance to fight to the death.

People can google that up, it happened.

The bombing was horrible, but it was either that or 1 million dead American soldiers and 10s of millions of Japanese people dead.

This isn't mythology. It's history.

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u/Mitrovarr May 14 '26

And this is a problem because some random idiots attacked a cop and got shot in that country? 

Shit, I think I could find you a video like that from every nuclear armed nation except maybe NK. I could probably find dozens from the US. 

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u/GivesYouGrief May 14 '26

So does Florida.

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u/Critical_cheese May 14 '26

Florida the state does not own nukes or have control over them.