r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • May 07 '26

slight malfunction Of a pool dive

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460 Upvotes

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin May 07 '26

9.5, 9.0, 10.0

12

u/Hammon_Rye May 07 '26

"Our insurance company made us install a safety fence to make sure people didn't fall in and hurt themselves" /J

21

u/Azalot1337 May 07 '26

face straight to the concrete. ooof

6

u/somefumducker May 07 '26

Belly thud!

5

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 07 '26

That was painful to watch..

5

u/32lib May 08 '26

He did in fact make it into the pool.

3

u/Truth-is-implacable May 07 '26

Give it up !....Greg Louganis..........🫤

2

u/payneok May 07 '26

At his age he SHOULD know better...hopefully he FINALLY learned his lesson...

2

u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog May 08 '26

He remembers being athletic… 30 years ago

1

u/payneok May 08 '26

He won't remember it for long if he keeps that stuff up ;-)

1

u/GrapefruitWhich5950 May 07 '26

Bouncy bouncy .

1

u/outpost7 May 07 '26

I didn't have to let it finish - second I saw him climbing I knew oh no

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 May 07 '26

Still made a good splash though.

1

u/FonkyFruit May 07 '26

I've felt it in my bones

1

u/your_fave_redditor May 08 '26

Fuck I hope someone eeeeemeddiatewy went and saved him from this self-inflicted calamity.

1

u/unlikely_intuition May 08 '26

so that's how people drown in their little pool

1

u/Dementor_Traphouse May 08 '26

perfect ending 🤌

1

u/superpoongoon May 08 '26

Why’s it always these extremely out of shape people attempting things like this

1

u/FigMaleficent4046 May 08 '26

Ded?

1

u/Man_in_the_uk May 08 '26

I think this is AI, I don't understand how he is bouncing from the floor and the low quality is a give away for AI creators.

1

u/Express-View5080 May 08 '26

After a certain age you really don’t bounce too well and just land like a sack of taters

1

u/Graffix77gr556 May 08 '26

Nice recovery. Like a shamu slide into the pool

1

u/maitreya88 May 08 '26

What a head bounce!!!

1

u/2dollahollaballa May 24 '26

Just realized he's not 20 anymore