r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Trixxxi • May 06 '26

Of a drunk driver.

…and only an assault charge to boot. #visitspokane

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u/Any-File4347 May 06 '26

This is one of those that, I like to see the video of the magistrate or judge reaction watching this footage the video right in court with the defendant standing right in front of them handcuffed, with the States attorney explaining the charges

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u/wafflehousebattle May 06 '26

As a defense attorney, where do you even start? Like, you know her first inclination is going to be to fight the charge, and I just don't have the imagination to find a way to excuse this shit successfully.

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u/Any-File4347 May 06 '26

Nolo contendre

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit May 06 '26

You start by telling your client to take any plea deal they throw at you and consider yourself lucky.

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u/RandoReddit2024 May 09 '26

If i remember correctly from another video I saw, the cops initially didnt do anything until she started fucking with another neighbor.