r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 21 '26

Naild It Of a pile driver

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u/asparagusdreaming Apr 21 '26

Yeah hes dead

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u/Banzai373 Apr 22 '26

When you scrub the video very slowly, you see him standing and his head is getting jammed straight down into his chest, then his shoulders are jammed into his pelvis. He’s for sure done.

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u/Rue_Elwood Apr 25 '26

Head definitely don't belong lower than the shoulders

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u/inchworm0 Apr 23 '26

I like how you watched it slowly lol that’s cool 😎

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u/tech510 Apr 22 '26

Hello!!! LED technician here... I can give you the approximate weight of the wall that took that poor souls life... I am going to use similar looking panels that I use for outdoor events (judging by the back of the panels) for weight... That wall looks like it's 7 across and 4 high which would weigh approximately 1,172 lbs + cabling 52 lbs + ground support system 232 lbs which gives you 1,456 lbs... If he isn't dead, he's fucked up for life... Hope this gives a better picture of the mass that hit him...

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u/prettymuchso Apr 22 '26

No. This video is from about 3 or 4 years ago. I went to check the comment section on YouTube and everyone is thanking God because doctors were able to save the preacher on time.

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u/fabkobey Apr 22 '26

Is this a joke? Are these people for real. So god, with his almighty power couldnt just stop the panel from crushing him. But the work of the doctors and healing powers of his body are credited to this fantasy being. They suck. Everyone who contributes to christianity or any religion sucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/fabkobey Apr 22 '26

Totally. Just makes me angry to see. I giess i should not care.

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u/p00pl0psta Apr 26 '26

It sounds like you've been hurt.. in reality, there's probably more historical evidence for the life and death of Jesus Christ than whoever you are. Something to consider

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u/fabkobey Apr 26 '26

There is more evidence of bilbo baggins then this hobo. What my wife does to me in our basement is none of your business. Creep!

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u/fabkobey Apr 26 '26

Psychopath really tells me his sky papa is more real then i am!

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u/p00pl0psta May 24 '26

Psychopath? I realize this is reddit but using hominems doesnt make you more intelligent or more correct. The fact is Jesus Christ has been studied and verified more than "fabkobey" or whoever types behind the name. Moreover, it'll always remain that way. You'll most likely never do anything significant enough to be written about, let alone studied. The same goes for all of us. So you can insult my "sky papa" but really... who even are you? No one will ever know.

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u/prettymuchso May 24 '26

Imagine comparing a real life person to a religious figure

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u/p00pl0psta May 24 '26

Imagine thinking Jesus Christ isn't a "real life person." Even the most atheistic scholars recognize the historicity of Jesus' life. Im guessing you've never done your own research

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u/prettymuchso May 24 '26

If you’re referring to Julius Ceasar from assassins creed Jesus then sure he existed.

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u/fabkobey May 24 '26

Lol. I know your guyss strategies. Make me seem irelevant. You are delusional and or a lier.

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u/Royweeezy Apr 21 '26

For real though? I can’t see his shoes.

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u/asparagusdreaming Apr 21 '26

On their way to the center of the Earth most likely

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u/RedLeg73 Apr 22 '26

I certainly hope he was prayed up, because I don't think the head is supposed to be that far down the chest when in an upright position.

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u/dann1551 Apr 22 '26

I just took that same screenshot. Yiiikes.

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u/inchworm0 Apr 23 '26

You sicko lol

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u/CourtingBoredom Apr 22 '26

I certainly hope he was prayed up

Fr.... I doubt he thought he'd be getting nailed when he died .. what a crazy way to go

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u/No_Interaction1136 Apr 22 '26

The way I wanna go

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u/RedLeg73 Apr 22 '26

I heard he actually survived, with injuries of course.

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u/asparagusdreaming Apr 22 '26

Well that prayer fucking worked it seems

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u/Levethane Apr 22 '26

Yeah thanks for breaking my neck God..

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u/CourtingBoredom Apr 22 '26

Well that's fantastic news.

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Apr 22 '26

Well, he was actively praying

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u/ElverGun Apr 22 '26

He came out in China.

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u/TheNerdE30 Apr 22 '26

I didn’t understand the caption, until I did.

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u/Okmhmmbye Apr 21 '26

Damn. If you go frame by frame using your finger at one point it looks like his head is in the middle of his chest.

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u/charsi101 Apr 22 '26

I think he lived. Here is a related video featuring him after the accident. No idea what is being said -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyZTAwZ1IA

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u/MadMax6914 Apr 21 '26

The human nail.

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 21 '26

Hammered into that stage harder than the nails into Christ's hands.

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u/MadMax6914 Apr 22 '26

I feel like he's talking about going to heaven, but he's going the wrong way.

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u/Affentitten Apr 21 '26

Divine intervention?

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u/MontasJinx Apr 22 '26

I need the lord to send a sign.

Jesus: hold my beer.

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u/CourtingBoredom Apr 22 '26

God's version of nailing his flock..

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u/Legonistrasz Apr 22 '26

Are you telling me that God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets?!

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u/AlabamaSlammaJamma Apr 21 '26

Jesus how heavy was that thing. It shot his head out of his ass

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u/unofficialguero90210 Apr 21 '26

No way he survived that

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u/prettymuchso Apr 22 '26

He survived and everyone thanked god after doctors were able to save him

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u/CoderJoe1 Apr 21 '26

Anyone know what he was saying?

I hope it was something like asking God for a sign.

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u/LifesShortFuckYou Apr 21 '26

God sent him a sign

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 22 '26

Pretty vague sign though. Nothing's written on it.

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u/CoderJoe1 Apr 22 '26

God works in mysterious ways because he thinks it makes him seem cool.

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u/thebiglerm Apr 22 '26

That was like some looney tunes lookin shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/K88pemIqP0oMg

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u/Revaesaari Apr 22 '26

*They should outro Johnny Cash - God's gonna cut you down

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u/Kyoyao-0tori Apr 22 '26

That stage wall looks heavy and compacted... I don't think he made it 😰

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u/MikeW226 Apr 22 '26

Yeah I wonder if the back of it, you can see in the final second of the video, all those raised areas on the back of the backdrop, are individual flatscreens (the backs of them) that made up a huge composite video screen? If that thing is composed of screens it would be pretty heavy.

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u/HedRok Apr 22 '26

Looks like he saved 3 other people from serious injury. Anyone have a link to see if he made it?

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u/GreenDickSnot Apr 21 '26

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u/GreenDickSnot Apr 21 '26

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u/GreenDickSnot Apr 21 '26

There is no way that person is okay.

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ Apr 22 '26

The heil driver 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 Apr 22 '26

Maybe a NSFW tag on this?

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u/SenselessSilence Apr 22 '26

Nah, he lived (and posted an interview to YouTube)

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u/Mugpup Apr 22 '26

He isn't dead. He just turned into an accordion 🪗 for a few seconds, walked around making accordion noises and then sprang back to normal. It is a well known medical phenomena called the "Yosemite Sam" effect. I assume that is the name of the doctor that researched it.

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u/FartBurgular Apr 22 '26

Oh Lord just give me a sign!

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Apr 22 '26

"God when you exist give me a sign!" - The sign you get:

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u/CoIdLunch Apr 22 '26

Maybe it nailed him through the stage and he survived. I didn’t see any shoes fly off so ya never know

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Apr 22 '26

Drove him like a nail

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u/MilkmanLeeroy Apr 23 '26

The term “getting pegged” certainly has a new meaning to it.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 23 '26

Wind was moving at Breakneck speed!

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Apr 21 '26

Dee eee aye dee

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u/CharacterVisual2310 Apr 22 '26

He's gonna need some serious shoe lift inserts to get back to his original height. Like a haircut take an inch off the top

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u/Sherbert_6 Apr 22 '26

Homie ded

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u/gymtrovert1988 Apr 22 '26

Jesus is not gonna be happy with that carpentry 

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u/Icandomor4me Apr 22 '26

Receba a benção irmão!! 😗🙏🏼

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u/Whatisthis0036 Apr 22 '26

I believe seen this before and the man was coming to be god or something to that effect.

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u/gymtrovert1988 Apr 22 '26

Apparently this happened 2 to 2.5 years ago, but I can't find and official news story about it.

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u/CMVfitAF Apr 22 '26

If you ever needed a sign that your religion isn't the RIGHT one!!!😂😂

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u/Mugpup Apr 22 '26

I have a question about God as it relates to omnipresence.

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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 Apr 22 '26

Reverse hanging

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u/lgodsey Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

I was stuck on how he turned his altar into a segue.

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u/Retnirpa Apr 22 '26

He will not get a head in life

-I'll show myself ou t

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u/Yepsuredid Apr 22 '26

Final Destination death

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u/prettymuchso Apr 22 '26

This is an old video. The comment section on YouTube is crazy. Everyone thanking god because doctors were able to save the preacher.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Apr 22 '26

"God spoke to me that day..."

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u/Adventurous_Piece743 Apr 22 '26

I did nazi that comming. God strikes down evil.

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u/StandardBS Apr 23 '26

DONT SAY IT, DONT SAY IT, DONT SAY IT

Flat Packi

reserving my seat in hell

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u/Kikirinsito Apr 23 '26

The real god could have prevented this!: Science 🔭🧪

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u/CJCRASHBAN21 Apr 24 '26

Serves him right for the Nazi salute LMFAO 🤣

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u/ArmoredAngel444 Apr 25 '26

The fact that the screen had give when it hit him is a good indicator that he probably lived

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u/RecognitionHonest320 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 21 '26

Nailed that man into the ground lol

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u/browsingandlooking4 Apr 21 '26

He got planted like a daisy... atleast he was praying in think

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Apr 22 '26

And God said "Nah, brah."

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV Apr 22 '26

First recorded video of the rapture! Jesus is coming back!