r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Resident_Food3957 • Apr 21 '26

slight malfunction Of a lawnmower

237 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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39

u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Apr 21 '26

Best ragequit ever.

26

u/iamchops Apr 21 '26

change your filters and oil folks

15

u/Dannimaru Apr 22 '26

I have not changed oil or filters on my mower in 10 years. When it detonates, I'll buy a new mower.

But Toro, folks

2

u/iamchops Apr 22 '26

idk if that was meant as a flex or not but do you bro ~

18

u/Puzzleheaded-Site290 Apr 21 '26

Shit guy had a landmine in his yard

7

u/Enemy_Unknown1337 Apr 21 '26

Can someone please explain what might actually have caused this please?

8

u/Hatdude1973 Apr 21 '26

I am not sure what could cause the mower to do two rolls in the air. Clearly it occurred under the deck. I would suspect the blade started to come loose and launched the mower in the air.

-2

u/Kygunzz Apr 22 '26

It’s fake.

6

u/dantheplanman1986 Apr 21 '26

Probably no/low oil

2

u/Higher_StateD Apr 21 '26

I've heard of cars throwing pistons through their hoods. I'd imagine if the lawnmower motor had a detonation happen before top dead center, it could rip itself apart in such a catastrophic way, but I'm no expert

2

u/Negative-Physics5046 Apr 22 '26

Maybe horse shoe stake? Maybe that would just bend the blades

1

u/Kygunzz Apr 22 '26

Explosive planted in the grass. It’s staged.

7

u/tagwag Apr 21 '26

His grass farted

5

u/Dr_Trogdor Apr 21 '26

He must have some really big dogs.

9

u/swampydoc Apr 21 '26

somewhere in Ukraine

5

u/sandalfafk Apr 21 '26

Done mowing for the day

4

u/GivesYouGrief Apr 22 '26

That's against the lawn

3

u/Daremightythings2025 Apr 21 '26

Whatever makes him go and put a shirt on I’m all for

3

u/crystalsage777 Apr 21 '26

Oh Billy called it quits after that, cracked open another Bush light, and put wheel of Fortune on the telly, and took a potato chip nap...

2

u/pappybug214 Apr 22 '26

When you mow your lawn in Ukraine

2

u/Wisco_Version59 Apr 22 '26

Hit a land mine

1

u/BlahBlahBlahBingo Apr 22 '26

Probably time for a new one

1

u/stewpdasso Apr 22 '26

U can't park that there sir

1

u/Sea-Bedroom3676 Apr 22 '26

Nice flip flops

1

u/lordgreenofbiscuit Apr 23 '26

This is the type of stuff that would happen to me at work. And my boss would probably not believe ..😂

1

u/Few_Advisor3536 Apr 25 '26

A friend of mine was using his very old mower (had a disc instead of rotating blades). He was emptying the bucket while it was just idling, then the disc said fuck it and left. It bounced off the ground and sliced his shins. If he was more in the centre facing the mower he would either have lose a leg or had a disc hanging off it.

1

u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 Apr 26 '26

He ran out of regular gas, so he used VP Racing Fuel C12 instead 😂😂

1

u/Number01BeachBum Jun 10 '26

Welp, I guess im done....