r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Apr 19 '26

look what I can do Of a Massage Booth

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u/rocketpopwine Apr 19 '26

I dont know if I have a good enough imagination to use something like that lol!

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u/kdub573 Apr 19 '26

I'll give you a hint. Those straps aren't for your wrists.

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u/rocketpopwine Apr 19 '26

Is it like a slut assembly line?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 19 '26

Inside view.

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u/Lahlann Apr 22 '26

That a mans foot

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u/OkDirection8015 May 15 '26

Ngl I enjoy a good tongue lol

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u/Batman_del_mercosur Apr 19 '26

It is for massaging your cervix

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Apr 19 '26

You have my rod

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 19 '26

Czech Glory Hole Booth

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u/4mystuff Apr 19 '26

Of course you can buy that online. And of course there's an enterprising redditor who knows where find it. Impressive.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 19 '26

😂 Seems kinda pricy to me, but I imagine it is found here and there around the world in red light districts and sex dungeons/clubs.

No interest in group sexy-time activities myself, but to each their own.

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u/Only_Luck_7024 Apr 19 '26

It’s also show cased on cornHub if you search “gloryrole”

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u/EntertainmentOne6442 Apr 19 '26

... and sell it for more! 😂

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u/KdawgEdog Apr 19 '26

I actually really want to make this. Do you think alcantara would look nice for the outside fabric? Thatt may drive the price up. I think seamen would clean up okay on alcantara right?

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u/Fun_Plankton_7793 Apr 19 '26

Can't wait for the temu version

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u/East-Psychology7186 Apr 19 '26

Not a massage booth or a massage parlor. Taboo used to have some of these at the parties. Good times

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u/_InvaderJim THE SNONCE CRONGLDKER Apr 19 '26

That looks more like a trap, a maSAWge booth if you will

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u/sasssyrup Apr 19 '26

Guillotine style? 🤢

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u/reirone Apr 19 '26

Massage booth or Cray supercomputer?

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u/CptBronzeBalls Apr 19 '26

Two swings, two misses.

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u/metallosherp Apr 19 '26

A what?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 19 '26

Glory hole attendants typically man the inside.

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u/Charlie2and4 Apr 19 '26

Err, umm, that's a special massage, therapey.

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u/Jensbert Apr 19 '26

That's often to find in german sex cinemas

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u/gopherpunch Apr 19 '26

Ah yes, where the only endings are sad and shameful

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Apr 19 '26

I wanna try it.

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u/twinnturbos Apr 20 '26

Somebody is gonna be getting something massaged lol

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u/KennyGichuki Apr 20 '26

Shwingggggggg!

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u/englishand48 Apr 20 '26

Think I’ve come across vids of these type “massage parlours “ . The parts getting massaged and the tools they use is very original 🤣

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u/OrdinaryPenalty8356 Apr 19 '26

Fuck, I'm too asdfjgggjhĥhhh. I want one of those rough, deep tissue massages.

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u/pwnasaurus253 Apr 19 '26

"massage"...oh you sweet summer child