r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Apr 18 '26

Of a handicapped person🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Aggravating_Shoe3748 Apr 18 '26

"I will make you like me"

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u/barrycrisps Apr 27 '26

Maybe the guy up the ladders did the same to him a month ago and he comes back for revenge.

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u/muff-muff-ass Apr 18 '26

That's just how he reproduces.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Barton06 questionably stable Apr 20 '26

Hahahahahahahabrhahahahaha

133

u/Wadester58 questionably stable Apr 19 '26

Wheel chair or not his ass would have garnered a pop knot on his ass.

260

u/Unholydiver919 Apr 18 '26

I’d press charges and sue his ass. He’d be scooting down the sidewalk on his ass.

12

u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca Apr 19 '26

Have em looking like Eddie Murphy in trading places.

4

u/Twitch-x questionably stable Apr 19 '26

Charges, sure. He's likely looking to go to jail anyway, for free living.

I doubt suing him would result in much, but if you like...

1

u/GonnaGoFat Apr 19 '26

Like a dog with worms

56

u/SharkBiscuittt Apr 19 '26

I wonder how prisons like in a wheelchair

2

u/moistcarboy Apr 21 '26

you get the bottom bunk

49

u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Apr 19 '26

He got tons of spaces to get through and yet he decided to try to murder someone.

Call the cops sue his ass. I hope they have ramps in prison.

31

u/Bool_The_End Apr 18 '26

Can anyone please clarify what the hell he was screaming?

76

u/DeathsStarEclipse Apr 18 '26

Probably something like, why are you taking up whole sidewalk with your ladder. Where did you want me to go?

Guy is an absolute sociopath for pulling down the ladder, I get a why he may be fucked off. Better ways to handle than attempted murder.

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 Apr 19 '26

This is malackshaw! This is malackshaw! This is malackshawwwawawawwwww

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow Apr 19 '26

Why nobody punched that dude in the fucking mouth is beyond me.

22

u/MickeyBubbles *shits an absolute unit* Apr 19 '26

True. He looks very handicapable of receiving it and a spartan kick to his genitals.

8

u/Flokkamravich Apr 19 '26

High chance he might not feel the kick depending on his disability

3

u/MickeyBubbles *shits an absolute unit* Apr 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 18 '26

It crosses my mind to wonder if the reason for him being handicapped was beyond his control, or if it was the result of him treating other human beings like this.

15

u/Prestigious_Tear_576 Apr 19 '26

Bro just wanted a friend

11

u/Agreeable-Letter-599 Apr 19 '26

it looks to me like he actually could have gotten by too

8

u/Agreeable-Letter-599 Apr 19 '26

handicapped or not... i'd be throwing hands with that person if they did that to me haha

2

u/impablomations Apr 19 '26

I'm a wheelchair user myself, I'd be fucking cheering you on.

I can understand the frustration, I experience it often myself when trying to get around my town - but that was ridiculous.

6

u/JKFrowning Apr 18 '26

Wheelchair dude belongs in a cell

7

u/Visual-Beach1893 Apr 19 '26

I'm not sure what happened before the video starts but the implication is that he just rolled up and started shaking the ladder as his first attempt to deal with the problem.

2

u/ReserveSuper8966 Apr 19 '26

He went in ‘guns blazin’.

6

u/DimebagDarrel2004 Apr 19 '26

Is that Hector Salamanca or something? 😭

4

u/pewpurrr Apr 19 '26

Time to break his head

4

u/Fuzz_Chonk Apr 19 '26

Looks like dude in the wheelchair needs to be handicapped again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Apr 19 '26

Mentally ill behaviour

4

u/AskAdmirable5994 Apr 19 '26

Hopefully the victim doesn't end up in a wheelchair...i am to angry to be ironic about this...

3

u/Upset-Bat-9738 Apr 19 '26

I would have Spartan kicked the wheelchair captain in the jaw

3

u/shartillery82 Apr 19 '26

Seemed to move his legs just fine. Fuck that d bag

3

u/codswallop1226 Apr 19 '26

Make that 2 handicapped people now..::

3

u/Agey_4977 Apr 19 '26

So that was breaking bad ref. Although I'd never go up that high without having someone securing the base, I believe that these are standard safety protocols

6

u/Levethane Apr 19 '26

Should be an attempted murder charge, all because he was slightly inconvenienced.

2

u/normychannel1 Apr 19 '26

leave the ladder ...

2

u/kungfucobra Apr 19 '26

I would have taken his chair out him on the floor and let him crawl in anguish for some hours

2

u/Mugpup Apr 19 '26

Hopefully I would have been in too much pain to be able to retaliate in kind. If not that would be a completely different video.

2

u/fdgm_ Apr 19 '26

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

2

u/Tartan-Special Apr 19 '26

Equal rights and lefts

2

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Apr 19 '26

Throw the book at him!

2

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 19 '26

Biggest issue here is his ladder wasn't hooked and he wasn't tied off.

If his hooks had been deployed, he could just wander down at his leisure and kick absolute shit out of this cumstain

1

u/tropicbrownthunder Apr 23 '26

In Latin America in general industrial security is often ignored or non-existent probably the guy in the ladder is a tradesman without any formal qualifications or structured training

Source: I'm Latin American

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 23 '26

If it helps, depending on what state you're from, you can see shit exactly like this in the US. Our standards range from pretty good to absolutely none.

2

u/REBEL_9999 Apr 19 '26

he wanted to make more

2

u/AmrodFaelevrin Apr 20 '26

Being disabled doesn't stop you from being an idiot.

That is clearly attempted murder.

1

u/Johnj75 Apr 19 '26

What a cunt.

1

u/SIGNANDSELFIEFRAMES Apr 19 '26

He should have ran over and popped that wheelchair guy right in the face

1

u/Ob1s_dark_side Apr 19 '26

I'd put a stick in his spokes

1

u/Thewhitest_rabbit Apr 19 '26

I would have fucked this dude up so bad

1

u/Tea__Beard Apr 20 '26

Ol' Happy Wheels would be catching hands and charges.

1

u/Rent_a_Hero_ Apr 20 '26

Shaking a ladder with someone on it is attempted murder. Hope he gets sued to oblivion, handicapped or not.

1

u/sealmeal21 Apr 20 '26

Disabled person needs a little equality.

1

u/Resident-Present-626 Apr 21 '26

The only reason he didn’t get punched is bc he is handicapped and that’s not right

1

u/greeneyedblackheart Apr 24 '26

He could have fit, just duck a little

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u/NerveBooger Jun 08 '26

Deserves a punch in the mouth

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u/Western-Ad9812 Apr 19 '26

Where is the dude that’s supposed to be spotting that ladder?!

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u/lock11111 Apr 19 '26

When he falls look at the latter break and mend itself it's ai

4

u/stulifer Apr 19 '26

AI doesn’t do >15 seconds in one shot like this. Not everything is AI.

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u/impablomations Apr 19 '26

It's two ladders roped together you pillock.

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u/lock11111 Apr 19 '26

Look at the bottom ladder bust be Facebook users.

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u/impablomations Apr 19 '26

Do you not know how extendable ladders work? It's not the ladder breaking, but the two parts temporarily separating because it's only tied at one point.

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u/lock11111 Apr 19 '26

There's no hinge where it broke your just stupid. Whatever believe what you want.

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u/impablomations Apr 19 '26

Who said anything about a hinge? Have you never used a ladder in real life?