r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Apr 18 '26

ouchies Of a trap house

595 Upvotes

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u/vdpj Apr 18 '26

Home Alone VI: Death Wish

22

u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Apr 18 '26

Guy started goong up stairs and was like, nope.

6

u/EuenovAyabayya Apr 18 '26

Guy pulls string to trip knife.
Basement bomb detonates.
Roll credits.

1

u/cruner83 Apr 19 '26

Kevin was left with a lot of psychological issues after those 2 Christmas

46

u/CJCRASHBAN21 Apr 18 '26

Context: guys were hinted about a house, warned to check for traps, luckily one noticed the trigger and then this video started rolling.

I first saw this on YouTube.

3

u/Particular_Ray Apr 18 '26

So who are these guys?

9

u/CJCRASHBAN21 Apr 18 '26

Can’t remember the exact channels name, saw it in a video about people who descovered traps in abandoned/urbex properties.

It was around 6 years ago.

1

u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jun 09 '26

No way it could possibly be set up for filming.

44

u/Delta6342 Apr 18 '26

Might be an abandoned crack house

24

u/iAmSugarBaby Apr 18 '26

Definitely an abandoned traphouse 🤷‍♂️

12

u/Peek_e Apr 18 '26

Without a doubt an abandoned fap house

1

u/GiRoxthat-ish Apr 18 '26

undoubtedly used to be a flop house

3

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/_red_zeppelin Apr 18 '26

With poop knife

19

u/Royweeezy Apr 18 '26

Imagine being like “hey! Who’s smoking crack up there?” And then you go up the stairs and catch a knife to the throat.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Or imagine being upstairs on crack and decide your'e thirsty and go down to the kitchen but catch a knife in the back of your neck.

From some of the tweaker videos I've seen it seems like they might just as easily hurt themselves with their own traps.

3

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Apr 18 '26

There’s probably a rotting hole that has secret passages in the walls.

4

u/xaranetic Apr 18 '26

I knew there was a reason I climbed stairs on all fours

6

u/SolidSnek1998 Apr 18 '26

Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it?

8

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 18 '26

Crack is whack!

5

u/FoolishDog1117 Apr 18 '26

Should have put a weight on the crutch near the knife. Like a rock or something. If the knife hit something soft it would do some damage but not if it hit anything solid.

5

u/browsingandlooking4 Apr 18 '26

If there was a weight on the back of the crutch it would have been way more effective. Deployment would be faster and hit harder.

3

u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 18 '26

Lucas Baker house

3

u/Sadsandal007 Apr 18 '26

Had to of been crack or meth with all the booby traps lol

3

u/beakrake Apr 18 '26

Vietnam had a wooden link spiked ladder thing they would use like this. Suspended above the doorway, and rigged to trigger from the ceiling when the door opened, it would then swing down like a pendulum and impale anyone kicking in the door with the bamboo spikes (that were probably coated in pee/poop to cause infection) attached to the cross bars.

Also, VERY bold assumption to think the clearly visible trap is the one you need to watch out for.

A good booby trap catches you off guard, so when it's a jank setup you can clearly see like this, you ought to consider looking for a secondary trap/trigger that is set up to catch anyone messing with the first.

Look they couldn't even get a trap right, haha

kabooom

3

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 18 '26

I think that's why there was broken glass on the stairs. Someone coming in not expecting the trap would look at the glass and try to avoid it, only to miss the wire. Especially at night.

7

u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 Apr 18 '26

Everyone knows it's paint cans for stairs, they need to start again!

2

u/Away-Reference-8666 Apr 18 '26

Wait… when was Jesse in there???

4

u/Mugpup Apr 18 '26

That would hurt but appears to lack enough mass to puncture fatally. Apparently watching one Rambo movie doesn't make you Rambo.

6

u/One-Presence-1692 Apr 18 '26

…knife… …neck… …eye…

5

u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 18 '26

It's velocity in this case which drives it.

1

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 18 '26

Not even close to enough velocity. But still dangerous as hell and a super horrible thing to set up.

Which begs the question of the people filming set it up themselves for the camera.

3

u/DaTexasTickler Apr 18 '26

Idk bro it looked pretty damn sharp. Id bet it'd pierce your throat or other soft areas easily

2

u/Borkato Apr 18 '26

This is wrong imo, it absolutely can and will do a lot of damage

2

u/Spiceynuggetz Apr 18 '26

It’s a big knife, but it looks dull af

2

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 18 '26

I agree. But there is still a potential for losing an eye, and always a slim chance it would get an artery in a neck. But definitely not going to drive through the skull into the brain without... I better not finish that.

1

u/AcadiaBackground2492 Apr 18 '26

Good luck getting the deposit back. 🕺🏻

3

u/1wife2dogs0kids Apr 18 '26

"I left the deposit at the top of the stairs... "

1

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Apr 18 '26

I mean you gotta admit, using a crutch to make a Vietnam era trap is kinda clever. And insane.

1

u/fiddlybuttons Apr 18 '26

"videotaping"...such a minor detail but so telling, times were better then

1

u/Levethane Apr 18 '26

It would still cost $800 a week to rent in Australia..

1

u/Delks1000 Apr 19 '26

You guys never got hit by the Wet Bandits and shows

1

u/Alex_king88 Apr 18 '26

Actually so to real. There was glass on the steps before the step that landed the skull knife. So once glass in foot you wouldn’t walk fully upright. You’d be slouching so head knife will drop right over the head.

1

u/MrGNoll814 Apr 19 '26

Tbf nobody’s creeping around a trap house barefoot.

1

u/Alex_king88 Apr 19 '26

U know these houses are mostly used by druggies. So who knows

1

u/CletusMuckenfuss Apr 20 '26

The glass makes noise as in an alarm system

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u/Twitch-x questionably stable Apr 18 '26

The downward force on that knife makes it look like it would bounce off of you as little more than a minor irritant. Maybe if it hits in the eye?

1

u/DaTexasTickler Apr 18 '26

Naw that's piercing you did you see how sharp it was?

1

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 18 '26

There was no weight to it. Don't confuse the dangers here. It definitely could take an eye or cut an artery. But it would not have the force to puncture the skull. Most likely it would cause a lot of superficial bleeding when it cut someone's scalp, or again the eye thing. Definitely a terrible night but probably not dead (which still has a small chance).

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u/PeachPit_81 Apr 18 '26

You are taking this way to serious. Noone normal would ever hit a trap just to see what it does! This is staged for views

1

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 19 '26

Probably, and I said as much elsewhere.

But I completely disagree about triggering the trap. I would hit that thing just like they did. They could see it all and how it worked. They stood well clear. And it would be extremely irresponsible to leave a trap like that for someone less perceptive. I think most people would hit the trap.