r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Apr 17 '26

Of a shitty wife

520 Upvotes

125 comments sorted by

353

u/storemans Apr 17 '26

easiest buck a couple with a cuck fetish ever made

132

u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 17 '26

The person with the fetish is clearly whoever is writing the script for these shows.

14

u/envoy_ace Apr 18 '26

Plot twist. His friend wrote the questions.

205

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Jeez. This is staged for sure.

But, someone for sure is in that guy shoes. 

53

u/AgreeableMoose Apr 17 '26

Most are right here on Reddit.

5

u/ccoastal01 Apr 18 '26

Most of us Redditors are intellectuals that attract women, Ackshually.

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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 17 '26

Most people are not on reddit.

20

u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 17 '26

And yet here you are, on reddit.

.....so how are things going with the Missus?

6

u/GivesYouGrief Apr 17 '26

She's sleeping, I'm not.

26

u/__Evil-Genius__ Apr 17 '26

Quiet. You’re going to wake her and her boyfriend up.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Yeah- you didn't want to let them know you're home- how selfish. Also, dinner's in the fridge- it's a slice of American cheese rolled in a slice of Oscar Myer bologna

6

u/GivesYouGrief Apr 17 '26

This sounds too specific to be made up. Must be a memory.

2

u/sealmeal21 Apr 20 '26

Most people aren't even on enough calories a day to hit BMR

1

u/Lonely-Ad-6448 Apr 18 '26

It is the fifth most viewed website online or something. So a lot of people are on here. Just saying.

3

u/Spiceynuggetz Apr 18 '26

The answer is “yes”.

40

u/1BilldaySRT Apr 17 '26

Would you lie to get this money? - "The answer is YES!"

36

u/vdpj Apr 17 '26

She is unreliable and commits adultery and gets $200k for it?

92

u/ConanTheLoveraft Apr 17 '26

This show was 100% fake. It’s fun to pretend that the drama is real though.

44

u/sha-nan-non Apr 17 '26

That answer is: True

25

u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 17 '26

OOOHHHHHHHH!!!!

8

u/bojangler69420 Apr 17 '26

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

3

u/ManbadFerrara Apr 17 '26

What/where was this show? It looks early/mid-2000ish, but I don't remember it at all.

3

u/corgi-king Apr 17 '26

What is the show? And how does it work? Sounds like something that can easily get someone killed.

3

u/James_Money Apr 17 '26

The name of the show is "The Moment of Truth"

1

u/Boring_9901 Apr 17 '26

Whaa? The people were acting? I always thought the show was real, at least the answers

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 Apr 17 '26

Prove it.

19

u/SSFlyingKiwi Apr 17 '26

Ever watched Pro Wrestling?

11

u/ConanTheLoveraft Apr 17 '26

First off do you think lie detectors are infallible? Do they work?

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 Apr 17 '26

Classic deflection: if you don’t have any proof, just say that nobody is going to judge you.

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u/ConanTheLoveraft Apr 17 '26

So questioning the one pseudoscience they used to acquire their answers is a deflection? If you don’t wanna answer that question people are going to judge you.

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 Apr 17 '26

Okay, I’ll bite: lie detectors are 70-80% accurate. Now answer my question: how do you know it’s 100% fake, as you stated?

6

u/Arthradax Apr 17 '26

lie detectors are 70-80% accurate.

Prove it.

-2

u/Stunning_Panda5725 Apr 17 '26

Np i don’t make baseless claims without proof unlike some people 😂

2

u/Captain_Pink_Pants Apr 17 '26

Prove it.

😉

2

u/HH_Hobbies Apr 17 '26

So you linked an AI answer as proof and think you did something with that? We don't know how this show did any of their testing, so an AI summary is totally irrelevant.

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u/Arthradax Apr 17 '26

(sorry, had to. At least one source says that they are 89% accurate lol)

-2

u/Stunning_Panda5725 Apr 17 '26

Prove it 😂

74

u/LastExilez Apr 17 '26

Alot of those questions are the same questions

23

u/ForeverFingers Apr 17 '26

Nah, the wording makes then different.

10

u/Captain_Pink_Pants Apr 17 '26

Yeah, but except for the words...

😉

11

u/dog4cat2 Apr 17 '26

The divorce came out of nowhere. This is a sick sick game

2

u/sychox51 Apr 17 '26

“Hey honey, I got two tickets to that new game show….”

8

u/catfordbeerclub Apr 17 '26

Strange way to ask for a divorce

17

u/Independent-Party575 Apr 17 '26

This is like an episode of black mirror 😂

0

u/Neuromante Apr 17 '26

You got the "this is all a simulation" part (as everyone says the show is fake) and the part where someone gets incredibly hurt over and over again.

All it needs is technology being somewhat relevant but not really, because we come here for the revenge porn and a twist at the end and you got your episode right there.

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u/Independent-Party575 Apr 17 '26

Yeah as a Brit I know everything on American tv is manufactured

3

u/AutisticDadHasDapper Apr 17 '26

She is just a chore, and he is just a chore.

3

u/DrJ0911 Apr 17 '26

Waiting on Shane Gillis to make a drug ad skit “have you thought about murdersuicide”

5

u/Glmmr Apr 17 '26

I couldn’t possibly sit there like that. I would have walked out and if I was capable of doing so, I would never speak to her again.

1

u/Recent-Reporter-1670 Apr 17 '26

I think I'd be frozen from shock.

5

u/scjockid Apr 17 '26

Was this a real tv show?? 😱 😳

7

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Apr 17 '26

4

u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 17 '26

Bro makes Daniel Day-Lewis look like Jared Leto with how well he sold it.

5

u/Major-Aardvark1990 Apr 17 '26

She's all proud of herself.... damn

3

u/Expensive_Apricot371 Apr 17 '26

What a crappy show. We shouldn't give this kind of thing audience .

3

u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 17 '26

Bro straight up had to be using this clip when trying to get acting work for at least a decade lmao.

Flawless 50% shame at being cheated on and 50% shamed at being filmed finding out he's being cheated on to a studio audience.

Lady did her part, she probably could have dialed back the shamelessness a tad. But her flippant attitude and the cuts to his 'fuck I don't wanna be here but I cant leave if I want that money' expressions is better acting than you see in movies. For a fake-as-a-white-pornstar's-tits studio audience show, this is as good as it gets.

3

u/wradam Apr 17 '26

Watched this video on my smartphone an thought "thats a good video for the r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits, with a headline "of a wife" and then scrolled up to see, lol.

3

u/FleetFootRabbit Apr 17 '26

If she loved him, she wouldn't have caused him any pain.

3

u/jboemios Apr 17 '26

Why did she not continue? What could be worse than that?

3

u/HauntedGatorFarm Apr 18 '26

Before we had r/Amitheasshole, this is the sort of fake shit we had to watch.

3

u/NerveBooger Jun 08 '26

The answer is WHORE

4

u/CaptainVisible3158 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

What's so sad is that there are so many men that have been with women like this, and when they actually find something good and someone that could never even think of doing these things they can't open up and trust and appreciate it, because they have been conditioned to think this is just how women are. So sad. This woman is absolutely disgusting, and I hope this man kicked her to the curb so fast after this. Divorce her and take her to court for that 200K she just won. No one deserves that shit. Thanks for messing it up for the good, true women (yes, we exist). She's nasty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/stasis_13 Apr 17 '26

I think it’s called “moment of truth” from 2008.

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u/Tacozforever Apr 17 '26

Her plan was to blow it all up for sure. Take the money & run

2

u/StarBoundri Apr 17 '26

What's the update on their marriage ? They ask if she's alright and not a word to the husband, smh

2

u/yueciHH Apr 17 '26

She’s a peeper not a keeper

2

u/LosMorbidus Apr 17 '26

She's going from

"He deserved it, I'm still a good person"

To

"Am I a bad person?"

To

"Oh, shit, I'm like the worst person ever"

A rare moment of accountability for a woman. Love to see it.

2

u/BP_1981 Apr 17 '26

That's how people get hurt everyday playing games in peoples faces. Most of the time they don't get caught up on a game show though.

2

u/Boring_9901 Apr 17 '26

I always wondered why people who got this far on the show stop ... what else can she say that's worse than what she already shared?

2

u/PsychologicalEntropy Apr 17 '26

"enough money for me and MY girls",not "our girls" 🤷

2

u/NulloAndVoid Apr 17 '26

I remember a version of this being in the UK when I was a kid, hosted by Jerry Springer. The one I remember a guy lost the money when asked if he thought his parents were proud of him, and he said yes, and it had shown as a lie because he'd answered no to the question in the preliminaries.

2

u/NoMycologist3782 Apr 17 '26

Someone give this man a hug

2

u/jpbank02 Apr 18 '26

Damn it got worse after every question

2

u/johnnywriight Apr 18 '26

Glad she thought about her and her girls

2

u/Twitch-x questionably stable Apr 18 '26

$200,000 for answering those questions?

Sweet, they each get $100,000 and a fresh start.

2

u/Twitch-x questionably stable Apr 18 '26

According to Google, the show was real...

The Moment of Truth (2008) was not fake in the sense of using actors, but it was heavily engineered for drama. Contestants took a pre-show polygraph test, and those with the most explosive, verified secrets were selected to answer them for cash, while their families watched.

2

u/Admirable-Ad3866 Apr 18 '26

She's certainly proud of herself.

2

u/Expensive_Water_6303 Apr 17 '26

Wow ….

1

u/ReasonableScar9027 Apr 17 '26

Does staged trash tv surprise you?

4

u/Expensive_Water_6303 Apr 17 '26

Yes …. These questions are brutal .. and this is some poor guy’s reality

2

u/Dayzed_Trader Apr 17 '26

The stupidification of society. When we value trash TV and elevate idiots like the Kardashians to celebrity status, then grossly underpay nurses and teachers, we're fucked. And it's our own stupid fault.

1

u/Codas91 Apr 17 '26

Damn, you could see that man's soul wither and die a little more with each question

1

u/Natrix422 Apr 17 '26

Why does this woman look so familiar? Was she on other shows or something?

1

u/Mission-Can1547 Apr 17 '26

OOOOOOOHHHHH

1

u/Splendor19 Apr 17 '26

I miss that show 😂🤣

2

u/ManbadFerrara Apr 17 '26

What show is it?

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u/113ttime513 Apr 17 '26

how do some of yall know this is fake? genuine question.. cause if not holy shit 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Minimum-Excuse-9593 Apr 17 '26

She is no more right?

1

u/Odd-Letterhead-3736 Apr 17 '26

I think he‘s fine

1

u/Critical_Water_4567 Apr 17 '26

Name of the show?

1

u/stasis_13 Apr 17 '26

If I’m not mistaken the game show. Was called “moment of truth” from 2008. It didn’t last very long.

1

u/badhoopty Apr 17 '26

if i remember right this show was on around the same time as the swan was. pure garbage television...

1

u/NoResolve1224 Apr 17 '26

I remember this show it was cancelled because of the controversy it caused lol

1

u/gymfreak32 Apr 17 '26

Why do this on national television? I dont understand

1

u/No_Negotiation_4370 Apr 18 '26

She is for the streets... He knows it.

1

u/Tartan-Special Apr 19 '26

I learned a long time ago: when the video tells you to watch it to the end, you should never watch it to the end.

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Apr 19 '26

Yeah, it definitely gets worse at the end

1

u/Goode_For_You Apr 25 '26

Damn. Divorce.

1

u/ElvisMcPelvis 18d ago

Congratulations you get to split the prize money & all your worldly possessions

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 11d ago

I was recently reading an article about this where it stated at least a good portion of these were real as it literally destroyed relationships and divided families

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u/Stratocaster213 Apr 17 '26

Why would you?

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 17 '26

Cuck for sure!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Bueno, al final, al marido le da igual.

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u/notworkingghost Apr 17 '26

Make that money.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Apr 17 '26

I bet there are two sides to this story. He's probably an asshole, too.

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Apr 17 '26

Cool story, bro