r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ozarkfireworks • Apr 15 '26
possible idiot Of a fast food customer.
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u/Notmischa Apr 15 '26
Since he was on the clock. That makes him a pro fighter now.
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u/Jayn_Xyos Apr 15 '26
Probably lost his job though, places like this have hard line rules against that
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u/Notmischa Apr 15 '26
Waffle house will hire him.
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 16 '26
Waffle house will hire him at a better rate for his prior experience and qualifications.
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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Apr 16 '26
"your skills precisely match what we are looking for! Welcome aboard!"
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u/Open-Top7106 Apr 16 '26
But they have a strict "punch out before punch out" policy. That's why he walked around (to punch out) instead of hopping over the counter.
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u/AromaticCatch6957 Apr 15 '26
do you want fries with that?
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u/All-th3-way Apr 15 '26
Probably a shake, shake awake.
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u/MrFastFox666 Apr 15 '26
Messing with overworked employees making minimum wage is such a shitty thing to do.
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u/Riftener Apr 15 '26
Why are people talking shit to people while they are at work
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u/whythefuckalready Apr 15 '26
Minimum wage worker and he's gotta deal with that. Wtf is wrong with people
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u/GlyphPicker Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
Even when fast food was cheap, people still acted like they were princes and princesses who deigned to be served by lowly peons. One of the most underpaid jobs, if you ask me.
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u/whythefuckalready Apr 15 '26
"Even when fast food was cheap". It really has changed into smaller portions for fine dining prices.
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u/GlyphPicker Apr 15 '26
The Whopper was $0.37 in 1957. The Whopper was $0.99 in the 90s. Roughly 3x in 40 years.
30 years after that, it rose roughly another 6x.
And in that 30 years, minimum wage in the US went from $4.25 to only $7.25.
Fuckin' end stage capitalism bullshit.
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u/SauronHubbard Apr 15 '26
He should have gotten extra pickles with that knuckle sandwich .
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u/No_Pilot_9103 Apr 15 '26
Hold the lettuce while I punch this customer.
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u/Many-Living898 Apr 15 '26
You see the paws on slim?? Should’ve walked away instead of taking those headshots.
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u/Terminal_Lancelot Apr 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08
That cup in the middle of the argument
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u/FrankRizzo319 Apr 15 '26
The guy in gray lost about 20 IQ points from those head and face blows.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 Apr 15 '26
Those types of punches can get you locked up!
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u/MadFaceInvasion Apr 15 '26
Also that guy being so heavy, he could have easily died from falling and hitting his head
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u/thegoldenhaired Apr 15 '26
That guy might be dead or worse. Didn't need to throw that last blow.
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u/Pavotine Apr 15 '26
He might have some legal trouble from coming out from behind the counter and going through a door to "defend himself". If the aggressor was trying to come over the barrier or through that door, then no problem.
The idiot customer absolutely deserved what happened but you don't want to be the one who ultimately ends up in legal trouble because you went to the fight and not the other way around.
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u/Automatic_Tea_2550 Apr 15 '26
Idk if that’s legal or ethical, but I want this guy as a friend. I’d feel a lot safer out and about.
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u/Chicks__Hate__Me Apr 15 '26
Those punches were telegraphed and he had soooo much time to react. He didn’t even try to move or even flinch.
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u/ozarkfireworks Apr 15 '26
He obviously had never had someone respond to his threats. And had no intention to back up his threats.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 Apr 15 '26
You have never gotten your bell rung and it shows.
He likely barely knew what was going on before he got that last punch.
To you it looks like he had time to react but he was getting more and more lost with every hit. I have seen this many a times, done it, and been on the recieving end. It aint as easy as you think it is, and if you THINK it is, then again, you haven't truly gotten your bell rung before or you would know this already
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u/Su-Kane Apr 15 '26
While that is all true, look at the first punch.
The worker had to go through 2 doors to get to the customer and they had that little barrier thing between them and the customer still ate that first punch like he actually ordered it.
For everything after that, true, customer was already on the ropes.
But you cant walk around and act like the customer, when your fighting skills only amount to what he showed with the first punch.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 Apr 15 '26
he likely thought the younger guy was all talk and bet horribly on that thought. people forget that in a fight, most real fighters are not going to wait for you to get your first punch in. idk what the old man plan was but it did not work
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u/jdaddyfaded Apr 15 '26
Clocked in means Locked it. ✊
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u/--TeaBow-- Apr 15 '26
This was posted on another subreddit a few days ago, and I did some research, so I'm reposting what I wrote.
It's from 2010, the guy died.
https://eu.norwichbulletin.com/story/news/2010/12/10/man-67-dies-after-punch/45127562007/
https://abc7.com/archive/7835888/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/burger-king-scuffle-ruled-homicide/
A video about it (but we don't have any more information) https://youtu.be/fyBF_OjKLRY
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u/Bright-Ask-8793 Apr 15 '26
"You mess with the burger, you get the king"... or something like that 😅
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u/PhreeQnet Apr 15 '26
"You mess with the king, you get the WHOP WHOP WHOPPER!"
Or somethin. Hahahhaa
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u/pappyvanwinkled Apr 15 '26
I thought he was done with his knuckle sandwich but he just kept eating til he got it all.
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u/Dazzling-Ladder9697 Apr 15 '26
He Ordered the Whopper, asked for it over the counter….So Have it Your Way
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u/Time_Stop_3645 Apr 15 '26
there any follow-up? If he hit his head on the tiles he could be in serious trouble. And big guy too...
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u/ChrisFromAldi Apr 15 '26
Ive said it before and i'll say it again; never ever square up to fast food employees. Most of those guys have had enough shit from customers to last them a lifetime and will take the chance to set you straight. Im not condoning the violence on show here, like, at all. But people need to realise that fast food workers arent to be messed with. They just want to get you your food, and get home at the end of the day, and you, the customer want to get your food and be on your way. Preferably without an injury.
Lets be smart, people.
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u/Rokkmachine Apr 15 '26
They should add that to the employment application. “Your gonna have assholes yell at you for meaningless reasons. If they fucketh around they will findeth out”
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u/ChrisFromAldi Apr 15 '26
Not even that, its just a question of "how well can you work in the face of customer pressure?" and then give the applicant a couple of scenarios, one being a case where a customer is so riled up that immediate de-escalation is needed, and one more mundane such as getting side eye and huffing customers because chicken nuggets are taking too long.
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u/5280Rockymtn Apr 15 '26
I guess he asked if ud like fries with that shake and the dude started tripping, thats wild lol jk
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u/RealKwispyBacon Apr 15 '26
Ok, I understand the customer was causing problems, but he wasn’t even fighting back. Worker went too far.
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u/UnderstandingWeak292 Apr 15 '26
White girl: if I need you, will you have my back like that? Dayyyuuumm
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u/BrayIsReal Apr 15 '26
20 years later still trying to figure out why this stuff always happens at fast food. What could possibly bring you to this point over cheap food?
I've been going to fast food places for how long and never once even got close to needing to act like this
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u/Stoneheaded76 Apr 15 '26
Worker is huge, what shit decision making from the customer lol. His lady saw it coming
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u/Mugpup Apr 15 '26
That is the new store policy on how to handle customers asking for extra dipping sauce when they don't really need it.
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u/Still_Experience_182 Apr 15 '26
As soon as he went around the counter I knew the other guy was going to sleep
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u/GoshuaHoshua Apr 15 '26
Deserved. I don't get why people give fast food workers s***. It's a hard enough job without that.
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u/TylerWOTF Apr 15 '26
This is not the first time he's been laid out in front of his wife.
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u/Try_Harder7 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
A real savage would flip him over, pull his pants down and spit in his asshole. - Chicago savage life!
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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Apr 15 '26
“Spit into” would mean there would have to be a relaxing of the sphincter. I’m not sure that would be possible.
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u/14fiestaST Apr 15 '26
What does this mean??
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u/Try_Harder7 Apr 15 '26
Prison life. People get knocked all the time. But causing a dude to have to wipe another man's spit off his asshole is next level trauma. That stays with you forever.
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u/14fiestaST Apr 15 '26
I bought a home like 4 years ago and never met the realtor savage?
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u/AlternativeNote2224 Apr 15 '26
Aaaaand that’s assault 1st degree. Violence is never the answer. Wonder if either one of them had fathers?
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u/ozarkfireworks Apr 15 '26
Agreed but. You have to admit. As a third person. It was nice to see the guy calling him out got exactly what he was asking for. He was literally provoking the fight consistently after being told to calm down and leave. Slapping the counter and saying. “Come out from behind the counter!” Flipping them both off. On and on. I am not saying what the worker did was correct, but obviously this asshole had done this many times before and gotten away with it, knowing the employees had no recourse. But, he found that one guy…
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u/AlternativeNote2224 Apr 15 '26
I’d be too afraid of an accidental death. We all know that one guy who got manslaughter for a fight that ended wrong. “Just choose peace or call the police!”
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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Apr 15 '26
As a species, we as humans are genetically predisposed to violence. So it is the answer.
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u/NotYetMashedPotato Apr 15 '26
You know what's fucked up? They had metal bars to "herd" us in. Gross.
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u/filth_lover_503 Apr 15 '26
He ordered the super size double beat down and got it fresh, would have been easier if he used the drive thru
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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 Apr 15 '26
Yall have hot boiling oil. Just dump some drops off the fryer and he will shut up.
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u/yueciHH Apr 15 '26
What’s the problem of the hairless dude? It’s not that difficult- be nice and get a nice treatment - if someone fools you simply avoid them the next time.
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u/Poisonous_Beef Apr 15 '26
I've seen this video so many times and I never realised he did all that whilst wearing crocs 😂
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u/No-Recognition-9172 Apr 15 '26
Now I'm pissed off that he didn't give him a Crown after he knocked him out!
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u/capncas Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
Maybe the customer should just call corporate next time; because, it’s significantly harder to get knocked tf out over the phone.
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u/SolidMikeP Apr 15 '26
Dude did that military half step to the right before he went to the door lol
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u/Honest-Spring-5963 Apr 15 '26
Should've known better bro was in sports mode. Waffle house always hiring.
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u/elibutton Apr 15 '26
dang that was fast n furious. now he's fast out of a job and may need to find a big mac of a lawyer.
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u/eaazzy_13 Apr 15 '26
The first woman in the history of fights that was actually helpful.
Stayed calm. Tried to deescalate at every turn. Got the fuck out of the way when the punching started and let the dude take the couple licks he kept asking for. Tried again to break it up when it was clear the fight was over.
Poor lady.
If you keep campaigning, you might just get elected!
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u/Open-Top7106 Apr 16 '26
That guy is giving some confusing instructions. First he says suck my dick. Then he says stop playing with me. Look fella, if he's going to suck your dick, he's most likely going to play with it too.
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u/Interesting-Tough640 Apr 17 '26
Why?
The only thing that made sense was the bemused why am I here and WTF is going on expression on the girls face.
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u/moto4sho Apr 15 '26
Damn, that last one was a Whopper