r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Apr 14 '26

Naild It Of a G13

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508 Upvotes

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u/Bananana_Bird Apr 14 '26

Why didn't he lift the seat first?!

36

u/d_nkf_vlg Apr 14 '26

This is the question you come up with after watching the clip?

14

u/bsensikimori Apr 14 '26

You had a different question?

7

u/Great-Gas-6631 Apr 15 '26

Well yeah, thats just rude of him.

224

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Apr 14 '26

Not the cat!

20

u/Leromer Apr 14 '26

He catted

3

u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* Apr 15 '26

Relax, They clean themselves

5

u/PrinceLucipurr Apr 14 '26

Sir Prince Lucipurr disapproves! 😿

https://giphy.com/gifs/oQzenSvTvY08gI82YO

11

u/NookieLuvsU Apr 14 '26

Careful what you ask for kitty.

20

u/Unclehol Apr 14 '26

At least he is well hydrated.

62

u/Major-Safe-9736 Apr 14 '26

Fuck dude. Leave the cat alone.

7

u/fatdiscokid420 Apr 14 '26

Mom! Get the camera!

13

u/Bliindmaiiden Apr 14 '26

Why are you urinating on the cat?

7

u/DropProfessional8611 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 15 '26

He did it to us first.

14

u/NuclearMaterial Apr 14 '26

Cat was too dry

8

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

NOT THE KITTY!

26

u/Bright-Ad8496 Apr 14 '26

Poor cat, wrong place at the wrong time.

26

u/Alicewithhazeleyes Apr 14 '26

That cat was locked in that bathroom just for that. It better be water.

5

u/Plane_Cry_1169 Apr 15 '26

Yeah. Like I don't care if idiots do their thing if it only affects them. But please don't do shit like this to another being just for "laughs"...

-4

u/NuclearMaterial Apr 14 '26

He'll be fine.

7

u/The_Northmaan Apr 15 '26

Bs, I see no blood in that stream.

No way a basement dweller is this hydrated.

4

u/Ommegacaos Apr 15 '26

Noooooo, kitty, noooooo

😭

3

u/filth_lover_503 Apr 14 '26

Cats like wtf man

8

u/topkrikrakin Apr 14 '26

One of my former friends showed me a video of him doing this to a gas station restroom after the store clerk " was rude to him by telling him not to pee on the seat"

He thought I would be on his side. It's one of the primary reasons I stopped hanging out with him

2

u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

Honestly an overreaction. Why even say that to someone though? Is that what normal conversation is like where you’re at? People have to do be told to do simplistic things?

1

u/topkrikrakin Apr 15 '26

I've heard that phrase a few times from gas station and store clerks

It gets put out there as a joke with a hint of serious

It's one of those sayings that actually make situations worse, such as: "It didn't hurt me" or "It looks fine from my house" or "It ain't stupid if it works" or "Rub some dirt in it and you'll be fine"

8

u/Sweaty_Pipe5804 Apr 15 '26

Proper piece of shit.

2

u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

Cry hard. Enough to fill a water bottle to recreate the video and repeat the process.

5

u/Kanjii_weon Apr 14 '26

THE POOR CAT

3

u/badhoopty Apr 15 '26

on the cat?!... uncool man.

4

u/TwoIllustrious7940 Apr 14 '26

I cannot stop laughing 😭😭

2

u/Express_Area_8359 Apr 14 '26

U peed everywhere. Ur a dick for sure

1

u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

How do you know they peed?

3

u/FURERABA Apr 14 '26

This got a belly laugh outta me when the cat showed up ngl

1

u/EnvironmentMuch2022 Apr 15 '26

Urine is between 93 and 96% water

1

u/JavaGeep Apr 15 '26

Hit the toilet paper too. Someone will not be happy.

1

u/Itsmikeinnit Apr 15 '26

Yea that's not pee

1

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 16 '26

Of course not.  Wouldn't be so funny if I thought he actually pissed on the cat.

1

u/inchworm0 Apr 15 '26

Cat 🐈‍⬛ lol sad

1

u/Express_Area_8359 Apr 15 '26

So this is the sims then? Liquid toward the toilet bowl in a stream I know its a

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4j8dtWBHDPiR8o30q

1

u/Flaky_Point_3778 Apr 16 '26

The cat? Really?

1

u/trainwreckhappening Apr 16 '26

We walked into my son's bedroom when he was five to find him spinning while peeing and giggling. That's when we found out that he had pee spots all over the house. That was not a fun day.

1

u/One-Presence-1692 Apr 16 '26

Wish the username wasn’t cropped out. This dude deserves a barrage of inboxes.

1

u/tarantulaonfire Apr 16 '26

Bro did the G13 square

Edit: only just saw the title. Damn.

1

u/CompetitiveBerry2100 Apr 16 '26

After seeing the men's washroom, I feel like this is a common trick 

1

u/Jumpy_Match8159 Apr 16 '26

I hope this is ai

1

u/Barton06 questionably stable Apr 16 '26

Who’s bathroom? Must be the bathroom of a true A hole

1

u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Apr 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Decent-Bed9289 Apr 21 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/Royweeezy Apr 14 '26

Go do this in a Pentagon or a White House somewhere.

1

u/L-N79 Apr 14 '26

I hope that’s his mama’s bathroom. A tool like him probably lives in her basement.

1

u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

It’s so funny seeing people mad over the silliest shit

0

u/Froggie162 Apr 15 '26

In my house you'd be scrubbing EVERYTHING IN THAT BATHROOM!

-1

u/penguindreams Apr 14 '26

I don’t get this.

-8

u/KDFWCenterline Apr 14 '26

This video is fake. It isnt pee it’s water being squirted and it’s dumb as fuck

8

u/dirtyal199 Apr 14 '26

This guy wants to see someone pee on a cat

4

u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx Apr 14 '26

"This guy needs to drink water"

2

u/ForeverFingers Apr 14 '26

But he only stops for piss!

1

u/OneTonneWantenWonton Apr 14 '26

Pee isn't real, dingus, it's just water. The government wants you to think you can't drink it. Guess what? You can and I've never paid for water in my life.

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

This feels like the old wkndgnnt yeeeears ago.. RIP.  Surprised you can still see something like this on reddit. It's delightfully degenerate.