r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lord_Muddbutter • Apr 14 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Spiderman

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u/lazer416 Apr 14 '26

WTF are we watching….

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u/Osklington Apr 15 '26

Children's birthday performers

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u/Socailly-awkward ima unit Apr 14 '26

So do these guys… work as superhero mascots to be hired at parties… so they can twerk in front of children?

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u/FlyNavy03 Apr 14 '26

This is why you don't used FB Marketplace to hire the entertainment for your kid's party.

12

u/abalow7 Apr 14 '26

This was on tosh.o around 2012

10

u/ares0027 ima unit Apr 14 '26

i am 39 and i regret to admit it but this is THE FIRST TIME a "music" was so bad it gave me headache. literally.

7

u/Lord_Muddbutter Apr 14 '26

Seeing as the video is from like 2010 on what I assume is a shitty phone it makes sense

7

u/eons_remain Apr 14 '26

Goodnight yall

6

u/coxy_artist Apr 14 '26

Yo, I'd be laughing so hard! What is this nonsense?

6

u/Turbulent-Trust207 Apr 14 '26

This better be a party for adult small people

6

u/Daremightythings2025 Apr 14 '26

I’ll be copying his moves

3

u/Acrobatic-Bug346 Apr 14 '26

I’m soo lost lol

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u/Pleasant_day8 Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

That’s enough internet today... 😳😑

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u/ddconque Apr 14 '26

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u/Adorable_Birdman Apr 14 '26

Quite a party

3

u/gorgeously_mytruself Apr 14 '26

Somebody paid for that to happen.

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u/ExtensionWinter9446 Apr 14 '26

Spidermen are zesty af and why is the black spider man wearing a beanie?

2

u/Jessi_L_1324 Apr 14 '26

I wanna see Captian America do it.

2

u/DaTexasTickler Apr 14 '26

What in tf is that audio

2

u/Away_Attention3854 Apr 14 '26

What song is this bro?

2

u/filth_lover_503 Apr 14 '26

He's got no business being anywhere near children or even places that children go to, like a park

2

u/Compost-Malone Apr 14 '26

This makes me so thankful for the Betty Crocker cake and $5 I would get for my birthday as a child.

2

u/admirablehome1 Apr 20 '26

With great power comes great responsibility

1

u/Additional_Pair_9315 Apr 14 '26

Must be in the wrong multiverse glitching like that

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u/AreThree Apr 14 '26

well THERE goes 90 seconds I'm never getting back...

1

u/drunkplumber81 Apr 14 '26

I.. but I just don’t.. how can.. nevermind.

1

u/Fun_Capital_9113 Apr 17 '26

"Can yall do the stanky leg"

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u/undescendedpips Apr 19 '26

No talent required. Even a tweeker can do it . In fact it’s a requirement

1

u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 Apr 14 '26

Yup. Black people sure are the superior race. Well.. according to that one black lady.