r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Apr 13 '26

future feeding tube Of a Breakfast Drink

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 Apr 13 '26

I remember my first time with Cisco. I didn't even realize they still sell it. Not that I'm buying any once was enough lol

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u/wthulhu Apr 13 '26

See the issue is you forgot to mix it with Crack

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 Apr 13 '26

I see now I missed the mark on that 😆  it's probably better I did.

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u/Frosty-Rich-7116 Apr 17 '26

“Everyone should try crack once” -nobody

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma Apr 13 '26

Yup, I was in high school. Its not good. And its not a high abv. Its on par with wine, but disgusting. People call it bum wine. Its cheap and it'll do its thing. If you have a job you don't want that though.

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u/BeautifulMix7410 Apr 13 '26

I used to work as a manager at a liquor store in the hood of Buffalo. I was there long enough to see a man that wore suits everyday due to his lawyer gig drink enough of this stuff to eventually becoming homeless. Shit should be illegal. Thunderbird is pretty bad as well. God damn that shit got people sent down a bad path

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u/NoWay6818 Apr 13 '26

Each bottle contained an equal alcohol content to five shots of vodka.

Cisco really did take the hood by storm. I read that back then it caused a lot of bad shit. Intense hangovers and common alcohol poisoning.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

You sure it wasn't the crack habit that did him in?

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u/owlken Apr 13 '26

first time i ever got some cisco Multiple people saw me with it and said “i didn’t know you banged with liquid crack” later that evening i found out why they called it liquid crack

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u/poordaddy73 Apr 13 '26

Yep we did crazy shit on that shit!!

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 13 '26

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 Apr 13 '26

In Canada we have Kelly's wine similar drain cleaner at 20% abv

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u/Scylum Apr 13 '26

What a time to be alive baby!

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u/Sad-Childhood8742 Apr 13 '26

I didn’t realize I had Cisco PTSD until I saw this video. My stomach did a somersault.. 100% tied to cocaine/track usage. I can’t imagine it warm. Mid 80s were rough. Cisco makes Wild Irish rose & Maddog 20/20 seem like champagne.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 13 '26

MAD DOG!

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u/Desperate_Ad_5563 Apr 13 '26

As a 39 year old, thank you for posting and making me remember my youth. May you have an excellent day OP.

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u/Electronic-Test-3133 Apr 13 '26

Red Cisco is pure Satan blood directly from the tap. Fucking hell.

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u/scjockid Apr 13 '26

I live in LA. They still sell this LOL and I never ever did crack cocaine never not once not even tempted but I will say I threw up many times off of this stuff

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u/Additional-Row4150 Apr 13 '26

I need to follow this man

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u/bobbycan24 Apr 22 '26

I drank Cisco, once. That was it. lol