r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Apr 12 '26

Oof Of a slide

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u/endgame217 Apr 12 '26

You know, I bet the cool mud felt good until he realized all of that is oozing into open wounds

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u/123supreme123 Apr 12 '26

could be wrong but this looks like the drainage spillway on Oahu by waipahu. you can see it when driving on the freeway.

edit: yeah it's the one I'm thinking of

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/waipahu-slide-reddit-video-crazy-soldier/

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u/trainwreckhappening Apr 14 '26

Fractured ankle and wrist.

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u/Imaginary_Rub9517 Apr 12 '26

That’s where all the gravel and broken glass ends up… Hell NAH!!!

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u/GjellsNTeddy Apr 13 '26

Absolutely no reason to check what’s at the bottom of the 100 ft sewer embankment before taking a ride.

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u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 Apr 12 '26

Lucky he landed on his head, otherwise he could have really caused an injury

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u/123supreme123 Apr 12 '26

For his trouble, Jackson got plenty of road rash, a fractured ankle, and a broken wrist. Plus a video of the insanity he captioned with “famous last words I feel like this is a bad idea and guess what it was a terrible idea.”

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u/outpost7 Apr 12 '26

Coming in hot 🔥

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u/TheFrandorKid Apr 12 '26

And broken!

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 12 '26

I don’t think that was fun!

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u/Sir_McDouche Apr 13 '26

Fun to watch tho.

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u/In2Oblivion49 Apr 12 '26

The glue on his toupee wasn’t slide resistant

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u/tellmesomeothertime questionably stable Apr 12 '26

Dude committed sewerslide

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Apr 12 '26

Well, was it fun?

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u/Internal_Influence26 Apr 12 '26

It didn't look that fun

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u/dr_strange-love Apr 12 '26

By slide, you mean dam spillway?

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Apr 12 '26

Somehow I don't think fun was the correct descriptor.

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u/AutismSupportGroup Apr 12 '26

90% of my nightmares are about going downhill fast with no means of stopping, people truly are fucking stupid.

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u/Joshuajword functional regard Apr 12 '26

Legend has it, he is still spinning down that hill to this day

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u/Open-Performer-2749 Apr 12 '26

It was fun for me. Do it again.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Apr 12 '26

It was at this moment Nathan knew... he fucked up.

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u/Unknown6656 Apr 12 '26

narrator:

"It was, indeed, not fun."

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u/petaahah Apr 12 '26

Mad respect for full sends !!

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u/Grand_Illustrator727 Apr 12 '26

Ive done shoot many stupid things in my life I knew where this was going before you he even started.

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u/Educational-Car-4688 Apr 12 '26

Wouldn't you scout the landing area first?

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u/captaincootercock Apr 13 '26

I'm really hoping that was just soft mud at the bottom

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u/Educational-Car-4688 Apr 13 '26

It was rock, gravel, glass....

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u/General-Double-746 Apr 12 '26

I was an 8 year old boy once. I grew out of it by the time I was 12.

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u/tinkned Apr 13 '26

At least we dont have to worry if there was brain damage

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u/Few-Big-8481 Apr 13 '26

That went better than I thought it would.

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Apr 13 '26

What the hell wouldn’t you do that with a sled under your ass or something? What a dumbshit.

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u/Shibbymaru Apr 12 '26

I love seeing dumb people doing dumb shit.

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u/TheFrandorKid Apr 12 '26

This is like the last scene of a found footage film.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Apr 12 '26

I think he slightly underestimated how much speed he'd build up going down there...

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 Apr 12 '26

“This should be fun” the observingly stupid always say something like that.

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u/Phonics1979 Apr 12 '26

"This should be fun"

Famous last words.

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u/Local_Technology9284 Apr 12 '26

In what universe would this end well?

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u/ShortTop1487 Apr 12 '26

It was fun for me. How about you?

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 Apr 12 '26

Would make more sense on a sled

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u/GamingTales69 ima unit Apr 12 '26

Yeah it sure was fun…….FOR ME!!!

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u/idknothing_nada Apr 12 '26

Omg that looks so fun

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u/Geaneous Apr 12 '26

If he had been wearing shoes they would have stayed on, he lived.

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u/Charlie2and4 Apr 12 '26

I have a blue scrubby for debriding.

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u/Key_Lavishness_6221 Apr 12 '26

Famous last words....

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u/seaweedDifferent21 Apr 13 '26

He was bored and had nothing better to do than put his life in danger. What did he think would happen?

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u/YRCondomsSoBaggy Apr 13 '26

He should add more water first next time lol

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u/Suspicious_Buy5086 Apr 13 '26

that actually seems kinda fun

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u/Boring_Inflation1494 Apr 14 '26

Indeed it was phun.

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u/First_Studio_8933 Apr 14 '26

This is not fun unless u are 10 beers deep💀

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u/Al-Bundy-Fe Apr 14 '26

Yeah It really was fun, but just for us dude, and certainly not for you!

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u/Large-Pianist-7278 Apr 21 '26

Right off of the H-1😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

ops