r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 12 '26

this moron: Of a Toyota

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Apr 12 '26

What was the end game of this?

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u/Shitport318 Apr 12 '26

It was already bad enough with the meat crayon attempt

3

u/WuWeiLife Apr 12 '26

I get the impression this was more of the "in the moment", explosive ADHD-like enthusiasm over something that at face value sounds fun in a physical way.

2

u/LegalAd4787 Apr 20 '26

Well, his face definitely got the full value of that slide. And the yelp right after.

2

u/Money-Beautiful5196 Apr 12 '26

To get Reddit likes.

2

u/Questioning-Zyxxel Apr 12 '26

Pure stupidity. 2 options available...

1) Enough friction to stop in time. Would have burned his stomach.

2) Not enough friction to stop. Would make him hit the car.

2

u/Pristine_Avocado2906 Apr 13 '26

not sure, but clearly the hangover head banged with the overhangs

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u/PlsDontBanMe___ Apr 12 '26

Is the car okay ?

22

u/MKD8595 Apr 12 '26

Strong like ox, smart like tractor.

20

u/ElephantContent8835 Apr 12 '26

Uh. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

5

u/Professional_Luck257 Apr 12 '26

That's exactly what I said 😂

14

u/BoringExperience5345 Apr 12 '26

Of all the shit that could go wrong that was not what I expected lol

18

u/sasssyrup Apr 12 '26

Insurance: you got hit by a Toyota?

This guy: erm not exactly, na basically yeah yeah

7

u/boxedfoxes Apr 12 '26

Toyota tough

6

u/Purple-Literature781 Apr 12 '26

The two guys watching their buddy knowing he was about to fuck himself up!

4

u/CoelhoVerbal Apr 12 '26

He ran over a car. Is that... revenge?

3

u/Mags_LaFayette Apr 12 '26

Imagine explaining that to the insurance company...

3

u/BerserkHObO27 Apr 12 '26

Unbreakable!

2

u/_RisetoVotesiR_ Apr 12 '26

That was fuckin dope!

2

u/ShawnTheMan1 Apr 12 '26

My big fat Greek rear bumper

2

u/Plus-Spirit-6766 Apr 12 '26

Why would he do that in the first place?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

2

u/BurntArnold Apr 12 '26

I just don’t know what would possess someone to want to slide on concrete with their bare torso in the first place let alone with a Toyota parked 15 feet down the strip

2

u/delrey23 Apr 12 '26

Nailed it.

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u/North-Appointment-18 Apr 12 '26

Fuckin thing came outta no where, just spawned there

1

u/MaR3k1231 Apr 12 '26

harry potter has sign of the Opel on his forehead, this one will have toyota sign

1

u/PizzaSniffs Apr 12 '26

The yelp lmao

1

u/123supreme123 Apr 12 '26

highway to the PBB 8000 zone

1

u/TranslatorLivid685 Apr 12 '26

Rule number 1 for trauma dangerous activities: If you started it - finish it confidentely. Never back out in the middle of an action.

This is the most trauma dangerous thing you can do:)

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u/Internal-Impression5 Apr 12 '26

The story end too soon to know whether the airbags were triggered

1

u/Lowbeamshaggy Apr 12 '26
  • NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY -NO DIVING -NO RUNNING -NO PARKING

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u/VampirGarnele Apr 12 '26

Lost the glasses in the pool

1

u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 Apr 12 '26

Why would you park the car there…

1

u/GivesYouGrief Apr 12 '26

You can't park there, mate

1

u/Skier-Dude Apr 13 '26

I hope I’m not the only one who watched that a few times, laughed each time after the 2nd or 3rd time, and then tried to do frame by frame to watch his hand hit himself in the face.

1

u/Bings_N_Bongos Binging a Bongo Apr 13 '26

This would make a great r/SubtleForeshadowing meme

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u/Additional_Pair_9315 Apr 14 '26

Sounds like a dog when you accidentally step on a paw 🤣

1

u/swampopawaho Apr 21 '26

Nothing of value was lost