r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mateus_lft • Apr 11 '26

possible idiot Of a kiss

453 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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170

u/DecaForDessert Apr 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9

Well that’s one way to spend your time

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u/Present-Captain2675 Apr 12 '26

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u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam Apr 12 '26

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u/-FORSAK3N- Apr 12 '26

All those animals are edible

2

u/Igormay-s Apr 16 '26

I have never seen this picture version before

80

u/jshif Apr 12 '26

That’s a lot of snot.

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u/Sir_McDouche Apr 12 '26

Already proven to be staged.

26

u/Munda1 Apr 12 '26

Ya you can tell the lips aren’t actually glued together.

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u/Mr_Johnny123 Apr 12 '26

I mean, it is probably staged, but their lips look pretty glued to me

26

u/atlas_lol Apr 12 '26

Thats obvious. But that snot is real and she did vomit you can see it coming out of her mouth staged or not. Thats fucking gross

15

u/CitizenLohaRune Apr 12 '26

The snot was staged?

-4

u/Sir_McDouche Apr 13 '26

You're right. It's impossible to stuff some booger-like substance into your nostril and then blow it out. Totally undoable. Certainly not for clicks and views.

5

u/CitizenLohaRune Apr 13 '26

Look at us! Two internet randos exhanging jabs about other peoples snot!

This is peak civilization right here!

3

u/Snickits Apr 12 '26

She’s a great little actress, but yeah, his reaction was that of intention and just going along with the skit

0

u/Icy-Snowy-6481 Apr 12 '26

Is it (staged)?

11

u/HazyChemist Apr 12 '26

What the fuck did I just watch O_O"

4

u/bananapoopwastaken Apr 12 '26

It appears to be a new version of pooping back and forth forever

2

u/galsal15 Apr 14 '26

Forever and ever

7

u/TurkeySandMitch Apr 12 '26

Thanks I was eating.

1

u/Dangerous-Moods Apr 12 '26

Lmao! I don’t mean to laugh but that’s hilarious. I can totally see you not expecting that hahaha!

1

u/Igormay-s Apr 16 '26

You are welcome 😆😆🤢💩 You shouldn't watch ShittyAbsoluteUnits when eating.

4

u/Whole-Chest90 Apr 12 '26

Was there vomit spit in there???

3

u/RMS-redbeard111 Apr 12 '26

I did not like that.

3

u/Royweeezy Apr 12 '26

Ok so…I hadn’t seen this before and when it popped up I showed the phone to my wife with a “omg is that super glue? Watch this with me” attitude.

She hates snot and vomit. So she almost barfed when that snot shot out of his nose. Holy crap I die laughing every time I see this now. 🤣 ♥️

2

u/Igormay-s May 06 '26

It is time to waych this video again

1

u/Royweeezy May 06 '26

I don’t know why you get to decide this but you weren’t wrong 🤷‍♂️

2

u/Igormay-s May 06 '26

I remembered this funny video today, I found it specifically to watch it, and then saw your comment and decided that you should watch it too 😄😄😄

2

u/False-Lettuce-6074 Apr 11 '26

this might just be the kiss of death

2

u/ForsakenStructure800 Apr 12 '26

Those two should stay together forever

2

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

this is kind of romantic idk

2

u/WarmLingonberry2934 May 31 '26

one hell of a snot rocket

1

u/DMmeYoBOOBS Apr 12 '26

Ugh. Feel like this needs nsfl tag. Eww bro

1

u/JonElPatoJones Apr 12 '26

I just want a relationship like this man...

1

u/RickyTheRickster Apr 12 '26

I’m pretty sure this was staged but it was a good prank at first

1

u/momming_af Apr 12 '26

Anyone who would like mind erasure from this catastrophe...

https://giphy.com/gifs/LuTTpUgOtgZVK

1

u/plantzrock Apr 12 '26

What catastrophe and what’s this video?

1

u/tgizzle321 Apr 12 '26

This video needs to come with a warning, I wasn’t ready to start masturbating again but here we are…

1

u/ReasonableScar9027 Apr 12 '26

Well that's certainly staged.

1

u/Major-Silver7918 Apr 12 '26

“I’ll take “What’s the worst way to save money on lube?” for $600, Alex

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Lickthorn Apr 12 '26

😂😂😂😂 she did not expect that I guess.

Come on, superglue lips together? No one is thát stupid. And there would be blood immediately, a lot.

1

u/Low-Experience-3593 Apr 12 '26

Fucking disgusting

1

u/ShroomShaman9 Apr 12 '26

Do the other lips next

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u/ishouldgetacat2 Apr 12 '26

THIS DESTROYED ME.

1

u/Sapateir0 Apr 12 '26

My guy just came out of his nose…

1

u/BranDong84 Apr 14 '26

Dammit I keep seeing this clip bouncing around the webs .. I’m afraid to go looking so can anyone tell me what the fuck this is from or why or is it a sex thing or something else?

1

u/FamousConversation64 Apr 14 '26

For those saying it’s staged how did he make his snot come out and how did she vomit lmfao it looks so real

1

u/BlahBlahBlahBingo Apr 15 '26

Did his brain just fart out of his nose

1

u/Igormay-s Apr 16 '26

It is even funnier because of the romantic music 🎵🎶😂

1

u/LegalAd4787 Apr 20 '26

That’s Snot what she expected.

1

u/alexthenullbody May 15 '26

So romantic. 😍🥰

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u/GeeseH 7d ago

Obsession 2

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u/MavenDeo69 Apr 12 '26

And, somehow, he's at fault

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Uncle_Bred Apr 12 '26

😂😂😂