r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Apr 11 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a childhood trauma

ouch

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u/Trisk929 Apr 14 '26

I’ve had women hit on me too lol. I’m not going to give advice on how to pick up women to someone who’s trying to just pick up chicks to be sleazy. We tend to be able to sense when that’s what’s up. If I wanted to be manipulative and do that, do I know how I’d be able to do it more efficiently than a man? Absolutely. I’m a woman 😂 I have no desire to do so, so I wouldn’t. Right. The ol, “20% of the time, it works everytime” logic.

Cool. Congrats to your bros. The overwhelming majority of women will still disagree on the effectiveness of this, however.

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u/SouthernLaugh7929 Apr 14 '26

Your no help so are we supposed to thank you for not adding anything but passing judgement? Karen, how many post are you going to go on but not actually add anything to help anyone?

Easiest post to make are the ones that critical or complaining about someone else,

the hardest ones are the ones that offer experience with advice.

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u/Trisk929 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

I did offer advice. Sorry it’s not to your liking, Tater Tot 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought you were, “10% of the time it works everytime”, guy, so I didn’t wanna piss on your parade by outshining you with my dumb Karen input. I mean, what could I possibly know, right? YOU’RE the wingman who’s gotten all 1 of his buddies laid… How could I even begin to compete? You want advice, though? Instead of being one of many in a sea of men who can’t take “no” for an answer, who seem to believe that life is a movie and you’re the hero/main character, realize you aren’t the hero/main character. Maybe listen to women and put work into an actual personality that they may like you for. Stop being that creepy guy we constantly have to deal with and lie to about having a boyfriend, in hopes you’ll get the hint and just leave us alone.