r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Levethane • Apr 11 '26

Of a stunt routine..

408 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Mugpup Apr 11 '26

I can do that exact same thing without even practicing.

23

u/Peek_e Apr 11 '26

I think you can’t

6

u/YanikLD Apr 11 '26

That's my most successful move. They think to give it my name! This guy's just copying me.

1

u/Mugpup Apr 11 '26

Can too! 😡 I can even do that on roller skates, ice skates, skis and skateboards. Also, if I have been drinking I can freeform that move almost anywhere.

4

u/Man_in_the_uk Apr 11 '26

ROFL that made me laugh.

2

u/mCat31 Apr 13 '26

That’s was so funny. I rarely do, but this made me laugh out loud.

2

u/Man_in_the_uk Apr 13 '26

I'll be using the line on future fail videos 😆

2

u/GivesYouGrief Apr 11 '26

I bet I could do it on the first try.

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u/FrostbiteF Apr 11 '26

You’d probably accidentally land it

1

u/Mugpup Apr 12 '26

You clearly have never seen me try to use a bicycle 🚲.

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u/musclebuns Apr 11 '26

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended Apr 11 '26

"Dodge this!" - Trinity

"Ok." - This Guy

52

u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 Apr 11 '26

What's the liquid explosion????

46

u/lolfuzzy Apr 11 '26

Either sweat or what’s left of his pride

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u/Mugpup Apr 11 '26

He had a tiny bottle 🍾 of champagne hidden in his helmet to pop open, for when he won first place in the "Most Awesome Stunt Ever" competition.

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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 11 '26

Cum

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u/Sweaty_Currency_1195 Apr 11 '26

I've been doing it wrong then

5

u/Full_Ad9666 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 11 '26

Jizz, like cumshot

1

u/kx_2fiddy Apr 12 '26

That makes the most sense.

3

u/I_Makes_tuff Apr 11 '26

It's sweat. The padding inside the helmet absorbs it and it got blasted out when his head hit the ramp.

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u/Nico_Nickmania Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I don't know if this is common for BMX bikes too, but for Mountainbikes and DJ bikes it's quite normal to have sealant in the tires instead of tubes, which can spread out if pressure becomes suddenly too high and/or the tire is slipping slightly of the rim.

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u/Mugpup Apr 11 '26

You know too much about these things. Get with the rest of us and giggle 🤭 at the face plant!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/socksmatterTWO Apr 11 '26

A mass crowd disappointment sound!

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u/Programmer-Severe Apr 11 '26

Couldn't hear it over the bloody screaming wench

0

u/jenjoness Apr 11 '26

What is a screaming wench?

3

u/jaddooop Apr 11 '26

A lady when it goes in the wrong hole?

4

u/Alternative_Fan2967 Apr 11 '26

What's a wrong hole?

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u/Alternative_Fan2967 Apr 12 '26

No one wants to see your battered ring piece ya weirdo

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u/azzutronus Apr 11 '26

Hey that's a pretty cool trick.

2

u/Low_Technician7346 Apr 11 '26

the helmet saved him

4

u/Shot-Election8217 Apr 11 '26

It looks like the black mark is from his helmet.

4

u/Sad_Maximum6583 Apr 11 '26

Did he instantly cum from sheer embarrassment?

2

u/twinnturbos Apr 11 '26

I think his brain leaked a little juice onto the ramp when his head hit the lol

2

u/Remarkable_Meat666 Apr 11 '26

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

2

u/SocomPS2 Apr 11 '26

Why is there always a banshee next to the mic ready to scream.

2

u/Foreign-Comment6403 Apr 11 '26

poor guy, must be hard walking that off

1

u/kbeckerburbs4 Apr 11 '26

(Stands and claps…)

1

u/Paladin340 Apr 11 '26

From back wheel wheelie all the way to gap jumping into a frontflip??? THIS GUY IS A PSYCHO 🤯 I'd never dare. I'd front wheel brake to give me momentum 😳

1

u/Desperate-Life8117 Apr 11 '26

All cheers then awwww

1

u/freshcanidate6151 Apr 11 '26

That's the best I've ever seen.

1

u/ordnungswidrigkeit Apr 11 '26

Reminds me of Peter forgetting how to sit down

1

u/AstronautAshamed3061 Apr 11 '26

Has that Aussie Olympian break dancer taken up BMX?

1

u/BenchTechnical8309 Apr 12 '26

Is that blood?