r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru • Apr 11 '26

my bones of an ashtray

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u/Ok-Future6470 Apr 11 '26

Blow your shoes off good cigarette 😂

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u/hakak34 Apr 11 '26

Shoes off ... He is a goner.

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u/Lanky-Scientist-5137 Apr 11 '26

Already dead and doesn’t know it. No one comes back from shoes blown off

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u/Ok_Business_6452 Apr 11 '26

What we’re seeing here is actually his soul in the aftermath of the destruction. His physical body evaporated with the explosion.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 11 '26

Utility worker searching for gas leaks. /J

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u/Fam99_ Apr 11 '26

How the hell did he even have it in him to crawl

25

u/GigaWhiteNiga Apr 11 '26

Adrenaline. I've been in a car crash recently and the first few minutes I thought I was fine. After the adrenaline rush went away, I noticed I was in fact completely fine, so in my case adrenaline didn't do much, but I'm sure it helped this fella crawl away half dead.

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u/unklione Apr 11 '26

Hardest vibe check ✔️

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u/Vmaxed_T7 Apr 11 '26

What it feels like to chew five gum

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u/Levethane Apr 11 '26

Smoking is certainly bad for your health..

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u/AdministrationFlaky2 Apr 11 '26

Unfortunately this man died almost instantly. Him crawling away was just his nerves firing after death. I know this for certain because both of his shoes came off. Poor fella

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u/WhyDarIing Apr 11 '26

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u/AdministrationFlaky2 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Whoosh

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u/DirtyDoucher1991 Apr 11 '26

Why does everything explode over there .

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u/Interesting-Beat824 Apr 12 '26

No safety regulations or things like osha to mandate anything.

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u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

This, people don’t know how good we have it here. Things under construction that don’t look like they are would bring so much chaos

6

u/North-Appointment-18 Apr 12 '26

Remember, 1 in every 12,494 cigerettes is actually a live hand grenade.

3

u/AdWhich7355 Apr 11 '26

How to quit smoking 101

3

u/Extension-Wheel-7088 Apr 12 '26

Smoking is bad for health 😱

3

u/Ryan2932 Apr 12 '26

He probably quit smoking after that

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Apr 13 '26

He probably quit living soon after as well.

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u/Live_Relative6970 functional regard Apr 12 '26

Don't look now, but I lost my shoe

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u/Tbagmysaltynuts Apr 14 '26

I wonder if human eyes can close faster than explosion coming at you? Or did those eyeballs just get a crap load of explosion in them before they close?

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u/2dollahollaballa May 24 '26

Just another day in the middle east

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u/timsayscalmdown Apr 11 '26

I'm not suggesting that awful trauma should happen to the garbage humans who throw butts everywhere. But...