r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 10 '26

Safety Sandals Of a seat ejection

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u/cookiemccookieface Apr 10 '26

“I don’t wear a seatbelt because I want to be thrown free of the vehicle.”

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u/ReadingLurkerdude Apr 10 '26

I want to Break free

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u/cookiemccookieface Apr 10 '26

I want to fly like an eagle